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Title: So this just happened to me...
Post by: Airbongo on 1 June 2013, 04:08:12 PM
That awkward moment when you are entering the highway and you hit a swarm of bees and a fuckload of the motherfuckers fly inside through the windows of your car.

That even more awkward moment when you gotta keep your calm because you are in the fucking highway, calmly park your car and then get out of the car screaming like a little girl.

Dat moment when the highway cops laugh at you while they help you check the car for bees while you examine the front of your car covered with dead bees and you feel bad for the innocent little fuckers.
Title: Re: So this just happened to me...
Post by: blacka_ch33ze on 1 June 2013, 04:11:28 PM
I fell bad for them too.but it is always funny when it happens to someone else.but not for you that is a streak of bad luck.
Title: Re: So this just happened to me...
Post by: Akomine on 1 June 2013, 04:18:35 PM
I've always imagined what that would be like...
Title: Re: So this just happened to me...
Post by: knitefall on 1 June 2013, 08:50:07 PM
calmly park your car and then get out of the car screaming like a little girl.
I assume you scream your boyfriend's name in that manor too when he is fucking you.
Title: Re: So this just happened to me...
Post by: Akomine on 1 June 2013, 09:23:08 PM
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Post by: Joshtimasprime on 3 June 2013, 07:00:55 PM
That sounds terrible! Are you ok? Did they sting you?
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Post by: JANUARYJONES on 3 June 2013, 07:41:43 PM

What the fuck? Was he trying to eat the bees too? He's on my top ten least favorite male actors.
Title: Re: So this just happened to me...
Post by: Airbongo on 3 June 2013, 07:49:33 PM

What the fuck? Was he trying to eat the bees too? He's on my top ten least favorite male actors.

Come on, Nic Cage is a cool mofo.
Title: Re: So this just happened to me...
Post by: boylink on 3 June 2013, 09:18:45 PM
Earlier today a cicada was crawling up me and I didn't notice until it was under my neck. I am so scared of those fuckers and I don't even know why.
Title: Re: So this just happened to me...
Post by: Airbongo on 3 June 2013, 09:54:31 PM
Earlier today a cicada was crawling up me and I didn't notice until it was under my neck. I am so scared of those fuckers and I don't even know why.

Eww I hate cicadas. Nasty looking fucks.
Title: Re: So this just happened to me...
Post by: Akomine on 3 June 2013, 10:04:51 PM
Nic Cage is not a cool mofo.
Title: Re: So this just happened to me...
Post by: Airbongo on 3 June 2013, 10:11:23 PM
Nic Cage is not a cool mofo.

Yes, he is. Fag
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Post by: SirLogiC on 4 June 2013, 04:10:26 AM
I don't really understand this Nic Cage thing either. He is B grade actor like Samuel L. Jackson.
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Post by: blacka_ch33ze on 4 June 2013, 02:32:23 PM
I don't really understand this Nic Cage thing either. He is B grade actor like Samuel L. Jackson.
well airborne101st4(if I got the name right)
said he was a cool mofo then a fag.
but I think he is just someone I don't know.
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Post by: Saxturian on 4 June 2013, 09:10:10 PM
I don't really understand this Nic Cage thing either. He is B grade actor like Samuel L. Jackson.
well airborne101st4(if I got the name right)
said he was a cool mofo then a fag.
but I think he is just someone I don't know.
he called the person who posted it a fag. Don't you see the period?
Title: Re: So this just happened to me...
Post by: Airbongo on 4 June 2013, 09:55:55 PM
I don't really understand this Nic Cage thing either. He is B grade actor like Samuel L. Jackson.
well airborne101st4(if I got the name right)
said he was a cool mofo then a fag.
but I think he is just someone I don't know.

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