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VillageCraft Boards => Off-Topic Discussion => Topic started by: SirLogiC on 2 July 2013, 01:14:43 PM
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Helium walks into a bar. The bartender says "Sorry, we don't serve noble gases in here!" Helium doesn't react.
Schrodinger is driving down the freeway when he gets pulled over by a cop. The cop tells him he has to do a routine inspection of the car. After looking in the boot the cop says to Schrodinger "Hey do you realize there is a dead cat in your boot?"
Schrodinger replies "I do now."
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I tried to find a good science joke...... But all the good ones argon.
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True.
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Never trust an atom...they make up everything.
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I was going to post a joke about sodium, but then I thought.... "Na."
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Two guys walk into a bar. The first guy orders H2O. The second guy says, "I'll have H2O too".
The second guy dies.
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I told a chemistry joke, but there was no reaction.
A photon checks into a hotel, and is asked if he needs help with his luggage. He says, "No thanks, I'm travelling light."
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I tried to think of a science joke, but it seems all the good ones argon...
Also loving your use of the same website for these :P
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Two guys walk into a bar. The first guy orders H2O. The second guy says, "I'll have H2O too".
The second guy dies.
Hue, H2O2
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SN1 reactions (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/SN1_reaction#Stereochemistry)
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Two bytes are in a bar. One says to the other, "I'm not feeling that well. I think I have a parity error". The other byte responds, "I thought you looked a bit off!"
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Childhood remembrance?
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I tried to find a good science joke...... But all the good ones argon.
Luis your too late, I beat you to it.
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Oxygen and Potassium were arguing in a bar. Potassium got up and KO'ed the oxygen. No one ever heard from them again.
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Childhood remembrance?
I used to love that show :'D
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Childhood remembrance?
i ken 'splain this joke .. they're saying that the professor threw salicylic acid on his wife
they also made a side joke about organic chemistry, but it's not that important and sciency
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=buqtdpuZxvk (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=buqtdpuZxvk)
It amazes me that the Earth moves at 19miles/s (30 km/s). Every second, right now, you are moving 30,000 metres.
What's the difference between an engineer and a computer scientist?
The engineer thinks a kilobyte is around 1000 bytes, a computer scientist knows a kilometre is 1024 metres.
http://www.sanitarium.net/jokes/getjoke.cgi?59
An engineer, a physicist, and a mathematician are shown a pasture with a herd of sheep, and told to put them inside the smallest possible amount of fence. The engineer is first. He herds the sheep into a circle and then puts the fence around them, declaring, "A circle will use the least fence for a given area, so this is the best solution." The physicist is next. She creates a circular fence of infinite radius around the sheep, and then draws the fence tight around the herd, declaring, "This will give the smallest circular fence around the herd." The mathematician is last. After giving the problem a little thought, he puts a small fence around himself and then declares, "I define myself to be on the outside!"