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Title: Pick up Lines
Post by: Jzzkc on 21 August 2014, 09:17:51 PM: Post pick up lines here. GO!
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Post by: Akomine on 21 August 2014, 09:48:12 PM: Hey girl, fancy a bit of the old in-n-out?
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Post by: pizzaninjaz on 21 August 2014, 10:31:05 PM: Hey girl u got a mirror in ur pocket because i can see me in ur pants ;)
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Post by: pizzaninjaz on 21 August 2014, 10:36:02 PM: http://www.pickuplinesgalore.com/crude.html
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Post by: Saxturian on 22 August 2014, 12:25:45 AM: Hey baby, are you a parking ticket? Cause you got fine written all over you. I had another but I forgot it :c
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Post by: ChaosMushrooms on 22 August 2014, 04:38:40 AM: ayy gurl, I'd let you luis my c99 any day
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Post by: filletfish314 on 22 August 2014, 04:04:40 PM: My love for you is like Diarrhea, I can't hold it in
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Post by: pizzaninjaz on 22 August 2014, 04:16:58 PM: my friend told his girlfriend this today
Do your feet hurt because you've been walking threw my mind all day ;)
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Post by: Airbongo on 22 August 2014, 04:25:05 PM: U lik cheese? Me 2 lets fuk
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Post by: MossyPaws on 23 August 2014, 12:40:11 AM: If I was a fly, I'd land on you first. Because you're the shit.
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Post by: Die_Endermen on 23 August 2014, 03:27:12 PM: I've had quite a bit to drink, and you're beginning to look pretty good.
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Post by: JANUARYJONES on 23 August 2014, 11:09:08 PM: Quote from: filletfish314 on 22 August 2014, 04:04:40 PM
My love for you is like Diarrhea, I can't hold it in

I tried this today. It didn't work.
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Post by: MossyPaws on 23 August 2014, 11:35:05 PM: Quote from: JANUARYJONES on 23 August 2014, 11:09:08 PM
Quote from: filletfish314 on 22 August 2014, 04:04:40 PM
My love for you is like Diarrhea, I can't hold it in

I tried this today. It didn't work.
Go figure.
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Post by: Saxturian on 24 August 2014, 12:39:06 AM: Quote from: JANUARYJONES on 23 August 2014, 11:09:08 PM
Quote from: filletfish314 on 22 August 2014, 04:04:40 PM
My love for you is like Diarrhea, I can't hold it in

I tried this today. It didn't work.
(http://ohheyitsaj.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/08/duh.gif)
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Post by: boylink on 24 August 2014, 12:59:19 AM: Quote from: MossyPaws on 23 August 2014, 12:40:11 AM
If I was a fly, I'd land on you first. Because you're the shit.
Are your parents assholes? Cause you're the shit.
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Post by: kill-bill on 24 May 2015, 05:27:29 AM: (http://pickuplinesworld.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/06/dirty-lines-3.jpg)

Do you sleep on your stomach? “NO.” Can I?

You remind me of my pinky toe, your small, cute, and i am probably going to bang you on my coffee table later tonight.

Hey, I’m from the Middle East, and i have a weapon of mass destruction in my pants.

Sex is a killer. Wanna die happy?

Hey, you wanna do a 68? You go down on me, and I’ll owe you one.

I can teach you how to handle a cucumber. if ya know what i mean.

Hey baby, what’s your sign? Caution, slippery when wet, dangerous curves ahead, yield?

Hi, i’m peter pants-less. wanna go to never-neverland?

Hi, do you want to have my children? [No] OK, can we just practice then?

Source... http://pickuplinesworld.com/funny-pickup-lines-3/dirty/ (http://pickuplinesworld.com/funny-pickup-lines-3/dirty/)
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Post by: TobTrev on 24 May 2015, 04:09:47 PM: "Hold on, let me wipe your seat off for you."
*wipe face
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Post by: OctoGamer on 27 May 2015, 04:29:43 PM: do you got animal insurance.. because your pussy is about to get slammed.
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Post by: Airbongo on 27 May 2015, 04:59:51 PM: I-like-your-uvula
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Post by: Witchdoctor1 on 27 May 2015, 05:07:04 PM: (When you are raging drunk) Hey baby, can I get in your pants? I think I just shit in mine

I may not be good looking, but I have the girth of a soda can and a tongue like a weed-eater

You want to go back to my place, order a pizza and fuck? What, you don't like pizza?

Nice shoes, wanna scrogg?

The only thing standing between me and you fucking is your better judgement. Can I buy you another drink?

Hey baby, does this rag smell like chloroform to you?
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Post by: linalines on 31 July 2015, 07:25:14 PM: I am always prefering these pick up lines:
Are you a camera because every time I look at you I smile
Did you invent the airplane? Because you seem wright for me
Did it hurt? When you fell out of heaven?
Are you a bee? If so, can you be my honey?
I lost my teddy bear… Will you sleep with me?
Guess what I’m wearing? The smile you gave me.
You’re single. I’m single. Coincidence? I think not.
Can I even get a fake number?
from: http://www.pickupliness.com/
http://www.pickupliness.com/cheesy-pick-up-lines/
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Post by: Airbongo on 31 July 2015, 11:03:22 PM: Hi, can I touch ur toes?
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Post by: bob131573 on 1 August 2015, 01:19:31 PM: Hey baby, ur so hot if you ate bread you would poop out toast
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Post by: PickleDefender on 1 August 2015, 02:35:13 PM: Roses are red
Violets are blue
I'm bad at poems
Show me ur tits
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Post by: Akomine on 1 August 2015, 06:45:15 PM: Hello, how are you? You seem like a nice person, would you like to talk?
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Post by: MossyPaws on 3 August 2015, 12:37:47 AM: Quote from: Akomine on 1 August 2015, 06:45:15 PM
Hello, how are you? You seem like a nice person, would you like to talk?
wtf ako? that's so disrespectful, jeez
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Post by: Lividup64 on 3 August 2015, 02:29:38 AM: Are you from Arabia?

Cos I'll make you shout Yemen
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Post by: Lividup64 on 3 August 2015, 08:25:22 PM: Want to see my Saudi Arabia cos I'll make you shout 'Yemen!'
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Post by: Akomine on 3 August 2015, 08:59:52 PM: Sorry Mossy, I just like the crude speech.

And Livid, you posted it twice and I still don't get it.
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Post by: Lividup64 on 4 August 2015, 04:22:42 AM: Quote from: Akomine on 3 August 2015, 08:59:52 PM
Sorry Mossy, I just like the crude speech.

And Livid, you posted it twice and I still don't get it.

No the second is an alteration and it's a joke about the Saudi-Yemen conflict ._. ... yeah man
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Post by: bob131573 on 16 August 2015, 11:07:41 AM: Hey babe, wanna Netflix and chill?
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Post by: PengBunny on 16 August 2015, 12:47:13 PM: wanna fuck? 8) 8) 8) 8) 8) 8) 8) 8)
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Post by: TheCatsMangler on 16 August 2015, 01:36:31 PM: Hey girl, yo fat an i don't like fat chicks, but ill still fuck u for a fiver.

Works every time, girls love sympathy like that.
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Post by: Witchdoctor1 on 19 August 2015, 09:34:49 PM: Best pick up line ever:

Bitch, get in the van or I will burn your house down with your family in it.
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Post by: Airbongo on 20 August 2015, 04:44:56 PM: Quote from: Witchdoctor1 on 19 August 2015, 09:34:49 PM
Best pick up line ever:

Bitch, get in the van or I will burn your house down with your family in it.
Always works.
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Post by: vlademier on 14 September 2015, 02:46:49 PM: gurl nice pants, whats their drop rate?

if you play any mmo you will understand this
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Post by: filletfish314 on 17 September 2015, 05:05:57 PM: Eyy girl did you come out of an oven, because you are pretty hot.
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Post by: RagsDeeboo on 4 June 2017, 07:20:47 PM: Are you an angle? Because you are acutie.