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VillageCraft Boards => Off-Topic Discussion => Topic started by: Shensley on 23 July 2015, 08:36:15 PM

Title: Cost of Villagecraft
Post by: Shensley on 23 July 2015, 08:36:15 PM
How much can i buy the server for??????????? ill pay $5.00 for the server.

MY Plan for the server...

Deop Everyone. Make my friends OP, jail all the mean players. WorldEdit spawn and Market. Copy and Paste Dicks Everywhere and NickName everyone I<3Dick. Then I will grief everyones house and turn all the grass and wood and cobble to lava and i will WIN every UHC because im the best around. also I will make it so you have to donate $500 to eat food so I will be richer then BillGates and get all the bitches...oh and i would ban JanuaryJones-By Wesos19


~this has been my Remake of Wesos19 trying to buy VillageCraft
Title: Re: Cost of Villagecraft
Post by: Witchdoctor1 on 28 July 2015, 11:45:58 PM
.. This wes guy suffers from delusions of fuckery. I would like to light them on fire.
Title: Re: Cost of Villagecraft
Post by: Airbongo on 29 July 2015, 09:00:10 PM
Make it $5 and a handjob in a Mcdonalds parking lot and we have a deal.
Title: Re: Cost of Villagecraft
Post by: Witchdoctor1 on 29 July 2015, 11:49:20 PM
I'll do one better. $3.50 CAD and a ZJ in a WalMart shipping and receiving lot around noon next Wednesday and it is all yours.
Title: Re: Cost of Villagecraft
Post by: Airbongo on 30 July 2015, 04:14:13 PM
Quote from: Witchdoctor1 on 29 July 2015, 11:49:20 PM
I'll do one better. $3.50 CAD and a ZJ in a WalMart shipping and receiving lot around noon next Wednesday and it is all yours.
That's a pretty good deal.
Title: Re: Cost of Villagecraft
Post by: Akomine on 30 July 2015, 05:52:57 PM
Quote from: Witchdoctor1 on 29 July 2015, 11:49:20 PM
I'll do one better. $3.50 CAD and a ZJ in a WalMart shipping and receiving lot around noon next Wednesday and it is all yours.

I, sir, am interested in this offer of yours. However I have one major concern, my fine gent'; what the fuck is a ZJ and can I get that 3.50 CAD in 50cent coins?

Oh wait I already own the server? Well fuck
Title: Re: Cost of Villagecraft
Post by: Witchdoctor1 on 31 July 2015, 09:46:35 PM
Quote from: Akomine on 30 July 2015, 05:52:57 PM
Quote from: Witchdoctor1 on 29 July 2015, 11:49:20 PM
I'll do one better. $3.50 CAD and a ZJ in a WalMart shipping and receiving lot around noon next Wednesday and it is all yours.

what the fuck is a ZJ


If you have to ask, you can't afford it.

Title: Re: Cost of Villagecraft
Post by: Akomine on 1 August 2015, 01:16:06 AM
Quote from: Witchdoctor1 on 31 July 2015, 09:46:35 PM
Quote from: Akomine on 30 July 2015, 05:52:57 PM
Quote from: Witchdoctor1 on 29 July 2015, 11:49:20 PM
I'll do one better. $3.50 CAD and a ZJ in a WalMart shipping and receiving lot around noon next Wednesday and it is all yours.

what the fuck is a ZJ


If you have to ask, you can't afford it.

#setyouupforthatshit
Title: Re: Cost of Villagecraft
Post by: PickleDefender on 1 August 2015, 02:40:10 PM
Quote from: Witchdoctor1 on 31 July 2015, 09:46:35 PM
Quote from: Akomine on 30 July 2015, 05:52:57 PM
Quote from: Witchdoctor1 on 29 July 2015, 11:49:20 PM
I'll do one better. $3.50 CAD and a ZJ in a WalMart shipping and receiving lot around noon next Wednesday and it is all yours.

what the fuck is a ZJ


If you have to ask, you can't afford it.

Stands for Zebra Job. This is when two girls (one black and one white) give a hand job with their fingers interlocked, this becoming black and white stripped like a zebra.
Title: Re: Cost of Villagecraft
Post by: Akomine on 1 August 2015, 06:45:53 PM
Quote from: PickleDefender on  1 August 2015, 02:40:10 PM
Quote from: Witchdoctor1 on 31 July 2015, 09:46:35 PM
Quote from: Akomine on 30 July 2015, 05:52:57 PM
Quote from: Witchdoctor1 on 29 July 2015, 11:49:20 PM
I'll do one better. $3.50 CAD and a ZJ in a WalMart shipping and receiving lot around noon next Wednesday and it is all yours.

what the fuck is a ZJ


If you have to ask, you can't afford it.

Stands for Zebra Job. This is when two girls (one black and one white) give a hand job with their fingers interlocked, this becoming black and white stripped like a zebra.

Haha, that's not what it is, but that's awesome

Really want pics of this.
Title: Re: Cost of Villagecraft
Post by: Witchdoctor1 on 4 August 2015, 12:40:26 AM
Quote from: Akomine on  1 August 2015, 06:45:53 PM
Quote from: PickleDefender on  1 August 2015, 02:40:10 PM
Quote from: Witchdoctor1 on 31 July 2015, 09:46:35 PM
Quote from: Akomine on 30 July 2015, 05:52:57 PM
Quote from: Witchdoctor1 on 29 July 2015, 11:49:20 PM
I'll do one better. $3.50 CAD and a ZJ in a WalMart shipping and receiving lot around noon next Wednesday and it is all yours.

what the fuck is a ZJ


If you have to ask, you can't afford it.

Stands for Zebra Job. This is when two girls (one black and one white) give a hand job with their fingers interlocked, this becoming black and white stripped like a zebra.

Haha, that's not what it is, but that's awesome

Really want pics of this.

Pics? Fuck that. Imma make this shit happen and film it for you miscreants.
Title: Re: Cost of Villagecraft
Post by: Akomine on 4 August 2015, 03:21:48 AM
yes pls
Title: Re: Cost of Villagecraft
Post by: Witchdoctor1 on 19 August 2015, 09:36:34 PM
Quote from: Akomine on  4 August 2015, 03:21:48 AM
yes pls

Only the best for you, bbygrl!
Title: Re: Cost of Villagecraft
Post by: Airbongo on 20 August 2015, 04:45:57 PM
Quote from: Witchdoctor1 on 19 August 2015, 09:36:34 PM
Quote from: Akomine on  4 August 2015, 03:21:48 AM
yes pls

Only the best for you, bbygrl!
it's been 16 days already, I am waiting for that footage...