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Title: Livid's Tutoring Institution
Post by: TheCatsMangler on 25 September 2015, 04:21:52 PM
Livid is hosting a group learning session, where he will teach you about Europe 1500-1900.
It costs £500 a session.

The rules are:
Group sessions only
No black people
No jews
No gays
No mentally handicapped - Britons excluded
No blackies
You are not allowed to call Livid "The groupie leader" or "Daddy"
He does not lead children with down syndrome
Old people are allowed
Commies are allowed in the classroom
No china men
No Blondes

Livid would like you all to note, he doesn't date black women.

This classroom is located in an office campus on the 3rd floor of "Daves Adult Supermarket" in The Reichstag.

These classes will be held at 20:00 GMT to 22:00 GMT.

We hope to see you all very enthusiastic learners soon!

Title: Re: Livid's Tutoring Institution
Post by: Airbongo on 25 September 2015, 04:33:23 PM
I agree with those rules, all orientals should be banned though, not just china men.
Title: Re: Livid's Tutoring Institution
Post by: PickleDefender on 28 September 2015, 05:39:37 PM
What about muslims and the latinos?  (Muslim pronounced Maw-slum)
Title: Re: Livid's Tutoring Institution
Post by: Lividup64 on 28 September 2015, 05:52:01 PM
Muslims allowed, Latino's with big butts too.
Title: Re: Livid's Tutoring Institution
Post by: Airbongo on 28 September 2015, 05:54:10 PM
No muslims, hell I should ban Livid for being a muslim.
Title: Re: Livid's Tutoring Institution
Post by: Lividup64 on 29 September 2015, 03:35:26 PM
But I teacher ; (
Title: Re: Livid's Tutoring Institution
Post by: Fuzzy_Yeti_69 on 29 September 2015, 03:51:26 PM
>No down syndromes
>Down syndrome teaching the class
Title: Re: Livid's Tutoring Institution
Post by: TheCatsMangler on 29 September 2015, 06:05:49 PM
>No down syndromes
>Down syndrome teaching the class

xD THERE CAN ONLY BE ONE!
That and what would someone with down syndrome learn from someone with down syndrome?
Title: Re: Livid's Tutoring Institution
Post by: Lividup64 on 29 September 2015, 06:21:45 PM
>No down syndromes
>Down syndrome teaching the class

You are such a wonderful bunch of hatred, aren't you?
Title: Re: Livid's Tutoring Institution
Post by: TheCatsMangler on 29 September 2015, 06:25:00 PM
>No down syndromes
>Down syndrome teaching the class

You are such a wonderful bunch of hatred, aren't you?

Don't get yo knickers in a twist, homeboy!