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VillageCraft Boards => Off-Topic Discussion => Topic started by: KingNurtul on 23 August 2021, 02:18:00 PM
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Important, please reply with your reasoning for your selection
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I'll be honest I hate milk and prefer not to drink it. But if I was going to warm seems like the move. It would be like a warm hot chocolate or a nice warm tea. I feel like cold is fine but it's like ice cream and I might as well have ice cream at that point.
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So there's a conundrum here.
The cockroach milk is concerning because cockroaches are strange and disgusting creatures, and I'm finding myself untrustworthy as to whether their milk is particularly sanitary. But... it's cold. Glorious cold milk. Milk should be served cold. Cold milk is delicious milk.
Then there's the seahorse. Male seahorses birth their young... so does that make them the milk-givers too? Are we drinking male seahorse milk? Do seahorses produce "milk?" Do cockroaches!? Assuming both do, in some fashion, seahorse milk seems safer to me. They are fish things, and humans eat food from the sea frequently, so nothing can possibly go wrong. It's the obvious milk choice. Except... the seahorse milk is warm. Ew, gross.
Cold cockroach milk wins.