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Parliament | Suggestions / Re: Plugin Suggestion: Enchanted Furnace

« on: 2 February 2015, 04:04:29 PM »

I had considered creating a vote to add this a while back - can't remember why I didn't.. It's possible that I was just grouchy at the time. I think it worked fine.

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General Discussion / Re: This server needs a proper slave trade

« on: 23 January 2015, 03:55:47 PM »

Yeah I have some mandingos in stock if you are interested.

Oh good, perhaps a nice server event would be having mandingo slave fights. Does anyone have an arena that they'd like to host something like this at?

Airborne, I'm interested in some of your slaves, I'll contact you ingame.

Oh you ain't gonna be disappointed, I've got the finest negros in the land.

Air.. You didn't sell my prime stock.. Did you? DID YOU?

D: I didn't think you'd care, you have so many of them wow. I gotta pay the bills.

You son of a hamster - those were my negros. MINE. I brought them into our relationship. Legally you have no claim on them. I demand payment in full plus twenty percent.

plz.

I can't afford prime stock and Monsieur Candie won't give them back.

I said plz. You have to give me what I want now. That's how that works.

You didn't say plz how I like it. The sexual way

Well maybe if you'd buy me nice things once in a while! </3

I can't buy you thing if I'm broke and I can't stop being broke if you keep spending my money buying stupid shit like expensive clothes and GOD DAMN HANDBAGS, WOMAN!

Oh you did NOT just bust out the handbag card. That market can only go up. IT'S AN INVESTMENT. PLANNING FOR THE FUTURE. FOR OUR KIDS. DOES NONE OF THIS RING ANY BELLS?

And don't you DARE talk to me about my taste in clothes. You're the one who's all 'mm-mm, dat ass' whenever we go shopping.

GREAT. I'm so mad that my hair is falling out - FASTER THAN NORMAL.

AKO WAS RIGHT ABOUT YOU.

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General Discussion / Re: This server needs a proper slave trade

« on: 23 January 2015, 08:43:22 AM »

Yeah I have some mandingos in stock if you are interested.

Oh good, perhaps a nice server event would be having mandingo slave fights. Does anyone have an arena that they'd like to host something like this at?

Airborne, I'm interested in some of your slaves, I'll contact you ingame.

Oh you ain't gonna be disappointed, I've got the finest negros in the land.

Air.. You didn't sell my prime stock.. Did you? DID YOU?

D: I didn't think you'd care, you have so many of them wow. I gotta pay the bills.

You son of a hamster - those were my negros. MINE. I brought them into our relationship. Legally you have no claim on them. I demand payment in full plus twenty percent.

plz.

I can't afford prime stock and Monsieur Candie won't give them back.

I said plz. You have to give me what I want now. That's how that works.

You didn't say plz how I like it. The sexual way

Well maybe if you'd buy me nice things once in a while! </3

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General Discussion / Re: This server needs a proper slave trade

« on: 22 January 2015, 01:16:36 PM »

Yeah I have some mandingos in stock if you are interested.

Oh good, perhaps a nice server event would be having mandingo slave fights. Does anyone have an arena that they'd like to host something like this at?

Airborne, I'm interested in some of your slaves, I'll contact you ingame.

Oh you ain't gonna be disappointed, I've got the finest negros in the land.

Air.. You didn't sell my prime stock.. Did you? DID YOU?

D: I didn't think you'd care, you have so many of them wow. I gotta pay the bills.

You son of a hamster - those were my negros. MINE. I brought them into our relationship. Legally you have no claim on them. I demand payment in full plus twenty percent.

plz.

I can't afford prime stock and Monsieur Candie won't give them back.

I said plz. You have to give me what I want now. That's how that works.

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General Discussion / Re: This server needs a proper slave trade

« on: 21 January 2015, 11:34:44 AM »

Yeah I have some mandingos in stock if you are interested.

Oh good, perhaps a nice server event would be having mandingo slave fights. Does anyone have an arena that they'd like to host something like this at?

Airborne, I'm interested in some of your slaves, I'll contact you ingame.

Oh you ain't gonna be disappointed, I've got the finest negros in the land.

Air.. You didn't sell my prime stock.. Did you? DID YOU?

D: I didn't think you'd care, you have so many of them wow. I gotta pay the bills.

You son of a hamster - those were my negros. MINE. I brought them into our relationship. Legally you have no claim on them. I demand payment in full plus twenty percent.

plz.

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General Discussion / Re: This server needs a proper slave trade

« on: 21 January 2015, 08:43:13 AM »

Yeah I have some mandingos in stock if you are interested.

Oh good, perhaps a nice server event would be having mandingo slave fights. Does anyone have an arena that they'd like to host something like this at?

Airborne, I'm interested in some of your slaves, I'll contact you ingame.

Oh you ain't gonna be disappointed, I've got the finest negros in the land.

Air.. You didn't sell my prime stock.. Did you? DID YOU?

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General Discussion / Re: PSA - VC is Temporarily Down

« on: 16 July 2014, 02:52:50 PM »

In the middle of a company acquisition. Working 12-15 hours (I am not kidding).

Can't assist much at the moment I'm afraid.

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Ban/Punishment Appeals / Re: catgamer4 is sorry

« on: 14 July 2014, 11:27:33 AM »

Yeah, no.

See http://www.villagecraft-server.com/forum/index.php?topic=5.0 for a guide on making a successful appeal.

You are one of a very small group of people who have been banned from VC and then continued to cause trouble leading to a VCV ban as well. Think about what happened and try again in a month's time.

Verdict: Appeal Denied

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Ban/Punishment Appeals / Re: My Appeal

« on: 9 July 2014, 01:13:43 PM »

All I can see now is some pre-teen boy (no girlz on teh interwebz) sitting in a corner drinking bourbon from a bottle and rocking back and forth. "My friends think it's funny. My friends think it's funny."

Why, back in my day... Rest of post removed for incomprehensible old folks speech.

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Off-Topic Discussion / Re: Runek's favorite weekend activity

« on: 2 July 2014, 01:26:52 PM »

Omfg break the neck first Runek, you fucking inhumane piece of shit. And wear a shorter skirt. I like that green one you wear sometimes.

Fuck that, make em suffer. Brings out the flavor of fear.

Green skirt is in the wash. See you tonight <3

Chicken for dinner? >3

Too soon?

For the record, I never did find that/those god damn chicken(s).. YET.

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Off-Topic Discussion / Re: Runek's favorite weekend activity

« on: 2 July 2014, 08:23:50 AM »

Omfg break the neck first Runek, you fucking inhumane piece of shit. And wear a shorter skirt. I like that green one you wear sometimes.

Fuck that, make em suffer. Brings out the flavor of fear.

Green skirt is in the wash. See you tonight <3

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Parliament | Suggestions / Re: 'Modreq' plugin suggestion

« on: 30 June 2014, 09:44:13 AM »

Waaa? This is a serious plugin suggestion? I thought this was a comedy thread.

Probably too much potential for abuse. Sax would spam me with requests for sandwiches. Besides, if the request is really important and no staff are on, we have the forums.

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General Discussion / Re: My New Plugin

« on: 29 June 2014, 09:44:37 AM »

Cool plugin - works well. Unfortunately not very feasible for VC since our existing map is very very large.

I'm going to shove it on VCV for those who want to check it out.

Well done!

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Parliament | Suggestions / Re: Emerald tools plugin

« on: 29 June 2014, 09:43:08 AM »

I checked this out and it's pretty cool. Perhaps a bit over powered, since it allows choosing specific enchantments.

The only problem holding it back from further testing is that the plugin is poorly designed and floods the console when someone crafts the armor. Perhaps if they fix this we'll look into it further, but for now that's a deal breaker.

Good idea! Keep em coming.

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Off-Topic Discussion / Re: gun safety ad

« on: 28 June 2014, 01:15:39 PM »

This happened to Air and me once. ..Granted, we were the ones playing with the dildos, but that's not the point.

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Parliament | Suggestions / Re: 'Modreq' plugin suggestion

« on: 25 June 2014, 06:36:33 PM »

Exception in thread "derailThread" java.lang.ArithmeticException: / by zero

/slowclap

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Parliament | Suggestions / Re: PARLIAMENT VOTE #12 - Remove Craft Arrows Plugin

« on: 25 June 2014, 02:04:37 PM »

PARLIAMENT VOTE #12
An Act to Remove the Plugin "CraftArrows" from VillageCraft

Status: VOTE PASSED
Reason: Majority Decision
Voting Ended: June 25, 2014

Votes:
Yes - 9
No - 5
Abstain - 1

CraftArrows will be removed on the nightly restart on 06/25/14. Please note that all special arrows will revert to normal arrows at this time.

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Off-Topic Discussion / Re: look for yourself

« on: 24 June 2014, 06:02:08 PM »

She's talking to you, Air.

ISeeWhatYouDidThar.jpeg

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Parliament | Suggestions / Re: 'Modreq' plugin suggestion

« on: 24 June 2014, 05:11:27 PM »

Air. Is the popcorn ready yet? You're missing the movie, honey.

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Parliament | Suggestions / Re: Register to Parliament Here! (Reply to this thread)

« on: 24 June 2014, 09:01:47 AM »

PickleDefender

PunchWood

Could not verify Village status. Please confirm the region name.

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General Discussion / Re: My New Plugin

« on: 24 June 2014, 08:14:43 AM »

Oooh. Shiny

I'll add it to my testing regiment next weekend and see what the other goofballs think.

Nice work!

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Parliament | Suggestions / Re: 'Modreq' plugin suggestion

« on: 24 June 2014, 08:13:35 AM »

From the plugin desc:

So here it is, in your face Catty.

I lolled

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Parliament | Suggestions / Re: Emerald tools plugin

« on: 23 June 2014, 08:19:07 AM »

I actually quite like this plugin idea. I'll add it to my testing regiment.

To Catty's point, I'll also review the incoming updates to enchanting to make sure it won't be obsolete.

Great suggestion! Thank you!

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General Discussion / Re: My Pickaxe...

« on: 23 June 2014, 08:17:45 AM »

This pickaxe now has staff sanction and is dubbed "Dragon Slayer".

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Parliament | Suggestions / Re: PARLIAMENT VOTE #12 - Remove Craft Arrows Plugin

« on: 22 June 2014, 09:04:52 AM »

do we lose the arrows completely or do they just turn normal?

They will turn into normal arrows. (The names on pre-crafted arrows will remain, but they won't do anything special)

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Parliament | Suggestions / VOTE PASSED: PARLIAMENT VOTE #12 - Remove Craft Arrows Plugin

« on: 21 June 2014, 11:06:04 AM »

NOTICE: To Register for Parliament, post a reply to the thread in this link: http://www.villagecraft-server.com/forum/index.php?topic=22.0

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PARLIAMENT VOTE #12
An Act to Remove the Plugin "CraftArrows" from VillageCraft

The CraftArrows plugin devbukkit page can be seen here:
http://dev.bukkit.org/server-mods/craftarrows-new-arrows/

If this act passes: The plugin "CraftArrows" will be removed from VillageCraft.

All Members of Parliament may vote.
For the act to pass, a majority of voting MPs must vote in favour.
The poll will run for approximately 4 days, unless there is a clear victor or an ongoing debate, in which case it may be extended or shortened.

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Off-Topic Discussion / Re: hai ;) (& quick question)

« on: 20 June 2014, 01:43:35 PM »

A female Nigerian vampire once told me that Luis is capable of killing a yak 1000 metres away with mind bullets. Is this really true?

Aww... The things you learn mid-coitus..

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Off-Topic Discussion / Re: hai ;) (& quick question)

« on: 19 June 2014, 09:11:49 AM »

Are you storing cocaine in the chests? It could be that your animals have a problem. I've contacted VC Animal Control, they'll be paying you a visit shortly.

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Off-Topic Discussion / Re: Luis's Snapshot Antics

« on: 18 June 2014, 03:50:20 PM »

Console was spammed with "Running behind. Skipped 18450 tick(s)"

You monster. That poor baby server.

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Ban/Punishment Appeals / Re: Please help

« on: 17 June 2014, 05:15:11 PM »

Looks like a glitch in the server ban list. No ban command has been processed against you since you won your appeal.

I've unbanned you (again). Sorry for the oddity.

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General Discussion / Re: Host Issues

« on: 16 June 2014, 08:04:47 PM »

Connection seems to have stabilized while I was driving home. Because, you know, that's how that works.