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Off-Topic Discussion / Re: Official Poll of Utmost Importance

« on: 22 January 2016, 04:31:53 PM »

stfu people who knew me more than 3 years ago

only 3 years? <3

shit it's 2016 now, fuck. make that like, 4 or 5. Wait how long have I been on this server? o.o

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Off-Topic Discussion / Re: Mangler's own Board of Education

« on: 22 January 2016, 02:46:49 PM »

1. What is the square root of -1?
2. Why are frogs?
3. If you were abducted by aliens, then some nice pirate aliens captured you from the other aliens and offered to talk you home, how would you tell them where to go?
4. Why does nobody other than me use 'Ta' on VC?
5. I got a 'Mini Badminton Set' in my Christmas Cracker. It had a shuttle the size of a 1p coin, and the rackets the size of a 10p. What is the point of this?
6. How many days are there in June on a leap year, if your name is Dave?
7. Do you like Bitter Melon Soup?
9. If there are infinite numbers between 0 and 1, then is infinity comprised of an infinite number of infinities?
10. When?
11. Why do roman numerals go I, II, III, IV, V and not I, II, IIV, IV, V? The latter is more symmetrical, and looks nicer in the long run.
12. Where is Question 8?
13. What is your best Googlewhack?

1. i
2. Because.
3. You know when cheer leaders make those letters and directions? That.
4. Because you're special. You're our luisc99.
5. Fun. twat.
6. Depends what leap year, and which dave. I'm going to presume we mean the Dave with a mental condition, in the year 1859. The answer is, 12.
7. Yes.
8. Here
9. Depends which flavour of infinity, if you mean the bullshit excuse flavour, then yes. Otherwise, count it on your fingers.
10. 19:34 (UTC) 22/01/2016
11. Well, if you write them like that they do.
12. There.
13. obnoxious scrotum

1. Is an argument between two vegans still called a beef?
2. Why do you smell so weird recently?
3. What happens when you wish upon a helicopter?
4. Is hell endothermic or exothermic?
5. If Johnny has eight apples and he gives Sally five apples, what is the circumference of the Sun?
6. What happens if I divide 0 by 0?
7. How do I get free Club Penguin membership?
8. How do I become cool?
9. Why is my feces green?
10. If time is money, what's a stopwatch?

1. Yes, duh.
2. must all my ladies, all their perfumes must mix up a bit.
3. You lose 3 years of your life, and your loved one (or future loved one) will love you less.
4. Exothermic, it constantly releases heat. If you don't believe me, you'll soon be there to check for yourself.
5. 2,713,406 miles, faggot.
6. The world implodes, plus here's a fun trick, if you have an iPhone, tell siri "112".
7. Anal.
8. Well, it's going to take a lot of work, but if you take me as an example you should be able to do it. First, STOP FUCKING POSTING LIKE IT'S YOUR JOB OR SOMETHING. JEEZ, Second, try to have a good amount of sleep, but don't oversleep, a moderate amount of sleep, say roughly 8 hours can help make you pretty chill.
9. Oh, it's nothing. shhhhh.
10. Something that counts time, and in essence, money.

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Off-Topic Discussion / Re: Official Poll of Utmost Importance

« on: 22 January 2016, 02:27:15 PM »

I don't mean any offence when I say this, but you're seriously being over dramatical. This post makes you seem like an attention whore.
stfu people who knew me more than 3 years ago

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Off-Topic Discussion / Re: Forum Funeral Service for Former/Inactive VC Members

« on: 21 January 2016, 11:28:43 AM »

Knite shows up from time to time.

Kyro is a good friend of mine and still plays from time to time.

I'm not sure about AJC, but they were a nice person.

Aysun is long gone and won't be returning.

Pretty sure AJC still plays, but he doesn't tend to post on the forums.

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Off-Topic Discussion / Re: Forum Funeral Service for Former/Inactive VC Members

« on: 20 January 2016, 06:38:27 PM »

Ender is a smart intellectual speaking his mind, which is what the forum is for. Take your 'shitto' puns elsewhere.

@Airbongus Van Winkledorf

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Off-Topic Discussion / Re: Mangler's own Board of Education

« on: 19 January 2016, 04:25:07 PM »

1. Why are they called boxing "rings" if they're squares?
2. Why are they called "ham"burgers if they have beef instead?
3. Why are they called star"fish" if they're not true fish?
4. Why is a sea cucumber an animal and not a vegetable?
5. Why does lemonade contain artificial flavoring and dishwashing soap real lemons?
6. Why is Harry Potter not experienced with actual pottery?
7. Why are fish so dumb if they live in schools?
8. Why is it called peanut "butter" if it has no butter?
9. Why can't I Believe It's Not Butter?
10. If wool shrinks when wet, why aren't sheep affected when it rains?

1. A box is typically square shaped, therefore making the BOXing ring anything else would be silly. Duh.
2. Americans really badly want to speak another language than English, but they didn't get further than changing "pants" and "chips" or in this case, "beef".
3. A starfish is a fish. Ask your librarian.
4. Because it makes vegans have an excuse to not like cucumber.
5. The real question is why are you drinking washing up liquid?
6. What harry potter book are you talking about? The one I read is all about pottery.
7. Fish live in schools? You mean like, for lunch?
8. Because the butter is just flavourings, like peanuts.
9. It's okay, it's a lot to take in.
10. Sheep are made out of clouds, so water passes through them just fine.

1. Why do they cotton swab the guy's arm with rubbing alcohol before a lethal injection?

 2. Why do 24 hour, 7 days a week (Including holidays!) Super Markets have locks on their door?

 3. Why do Aliens abduct Humans if we are an inferior race?

 4 Why are rat traps in the car-care section of my supermarket?

 5.If someone with multiple personalities threatens to kill himself, is it considered a hostage situation?

 6. When sign makers go on strike, is anything written on their signs?

 7. Would a fly without wings be called a walk?

 8. Do blind people feel 'Love at first sight'?

 9. Why is the meaning of life hard to find when you have a dictionary?

 10. Why is a person who plays the piano called a pianist, but a person who drives a race car not called a racist?

11.Why do kamikazes wear helmets?

12. Why is it you must wait until night to call it a day?

1. Just because it's funny.
2. What, were you thinking about robbing a 24/7 super market? It's vampire protection, because then they would have to ask for permission to enter, duh.
3. Why do we store sheep, cows and pigs? Don't tell me you've never though about sucking off a cow.
4. Because most care care equipment attracts street rats, so you can use it as bait.
5. Yes. But everyone knows multi personalities is just an excuse to get more attention.
6. Yeah, "WE'VE HAD ENOUGH STICKING SIGNS UP OUR ASSES!!"
7. That's dumb, they would be called 'fucked'.
8. No, blind people are blind to love. Never date a blind person.
9. Try getting one which has a tag showing where each letter is.
10. Because it conflicts, if you're white you are racist, even if you don't do it professionally.
11. Because it's a safety hazard not to.
12. If you're still up at that time, it'll make nocturnal people feel more at home.


I'm smarter than all of you, so let me educate you!

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Off-Topic Discussion / ENDERESSENCE GET IN MY OFFICE NOW

« on: 19 January 2016, 11:50:52 AM »

@EnderEssence DUDE YOU'RE GIVING ME MIXED SIGNALS HERE, MAN!!!

YOU TALK PRETTY DECENTLY BUT THEN YOU'RE ALWAYS POSTING ON INACTIVE THREADS AND TOPICS. WTF. LIKE YOU TYPE GOOD BUT YOUR READING IS SHIT.

YOU MADE A FULL TOPIC ASKING WHAT A BOARD WAS FOR BEFORE ACTUALLY CHECKING TO SEE WHETHER OR NOT IT TOLD YOU. "What's this board for?"
THERE IS LITERALLY A TOPIC TELLING YOU STUFF
Invitation Request Template (READ THIS BEFORE POSTING)


NOT TO MENTION EVERY OTHER TOPIC IS AN APPLICATION TO ENTER THE INVITE-ONLY BOARDS!!!
YOU'RE MESSIN' WITH ME MAN.

ONE TOPIC YOU POSTED HADN'T BEEN POSTED ON IN 5 MONTHS OR SOMETHING.

ps: IT SAYS THE DATE THE TOPIC WAS MADE/POST WAS MADE UNDER THE TITLE OF THE TOPIC!

AND STOP TALKING LIKE YOUR SUPERIOR, BECAUSE FUCK YOU I'M SUPERIOR.

AND @gerrit70
YOUR POST ON PRAY FOR ALLAH OR WHATEVER THE FUCK IT'S CALLED. WTF.
WERE YOU LIKE TOO BUSY JACKING OFF TO SEE WHAT BUTTONS YOU WERE PRESSING? WTF IS THAT FLASH DOING THERE.


Disclaimer note: I made this topic as a jokey rant thing, loads of people new to the forums does something like this. Cos it's like, everything has "NEW" on it, but in actual fact it just means there's a new post which you haven't seen yet, which in your case will be everything. Unless you're trying to fuck with me and you already knew that. son of a bitch.

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Off-Topic Discussion / Re: Mangler's own Board of Education

« on: 17 January 2016, 04:07:48 PM »

- How long is a piece of string?
- On a scale of 1 to 10, what is your favourite colour of the alphabet?
- You look outside of your window. What is the first thing you see?
- If you had an infinite supply of the last thing you bought, what would it be and how would it affect you?
- Why does the the human brain not see the second 'the'?
- What is your favourite type of cheese?
- To save your life, you have to talk about a topic of your choice for 6 hours non stop. What do you pick?
- Which country would you most like to visit and why?
- Which language would you most like to be able to speak, and why?
- When will the UK get a PM / parliament with more than 4 brain cells between them?
- What is the last digit of pi?
- What is the last text you sent to someone?
- How are you today?

- 7.54cm
- 7%
- Nothing, it's 20:54 and the light was on.
- Tom Raider: Underworld on steam, I would sell copies of it for £1 forever.
- Because it's dumb
- Edible
- Demonstration of literal silence.
- England, because I'm already there.
- Japanese, anime.
- The end of WW3
- 4
- I want the blond prostitute.
- So so, little ill.

1. If common sense was all that common, wouldn't we all have it?
2. Why do we drive in a parkway, but park in a driveway?
3. If tomatoes are a fruit, does that mean ketchup is a smoothie?
4. If seeing is believing, then how come looks are deceiving?
5. If a picture is worth 1,000 words, how come we shouldn't judge a book by its cover?
6. Why can't we wish upon the sun, if it's a star?
7. If Cinderella's shoe fit perfectly, why did it fall off?
8. If you ask Santa Claus for coal for Christmas, then be naughty, what do you get?
9. What would happen if the copyright sign got copyrighted?
10. If life gives you lemons, you make lemonade. So, if life gives you gators, do you make Gatorade?

1. We would, and we do. People don't know what common sense is, it's anything which is lower than my sense.
2. Because saying you are going to Park in the Parkway sounds dumb.
3. No.
4. I don't sing.
5. Because a picture book would have even more words inside.
6. You can, but your wishes won't come true anyway so why bother?
7. Plot holes.
8. Coal... duh.
9. The world would literally implode, that or Sony took over.
10. Did you need to ask?

Why won't you swallow when you suck my cock?

you never asked, boo.

i like niggers

me too, i'm all for the blacks, they're my friends.


Let the questions flow on my children! I am your teacher!!

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Off-Topic Discussion / Mangler's own Board of Education

« on: 17 January 2016, 12:27:39 PM »

This is my class. This thread here, this is mine, starting here to the bottom of the page, and every other page after that.
Ask me, (the amazing teacher who knows all) any questions and I will answer them.

Let's get a few out of the way:

Are you gay?
Whose asking?
How old are you?
Depends on how you like it. ; )
can i be abmin
yeh
Are you smart?
Yes.
this thread is gay
Even gayer than your mum, actually.

Now ask away your questions, peasants. (I haven't got all day)

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Off-Topic Discussion / Re: #PrayforIstanbul

« on: 13 January 2016, 05:44:20 PM »

Christianity is the downfall of this world, and the centre of sin. Down with the Christians!! The red neck pikeys plan to take over. They are the cause of terrorism!! They made the big terrorist groups that kill people every day, E.G United States.

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Reports & Grievances / Re: Hopper Dont Work

« on: 30 December 2015, 11:41:30 AM »

I find it funny that within 24 hours two people have managed to neglect the Rules | Info | Support board completely.

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Off-Topic Discussion / Re: Cherry Gum! ^_^

« on: 22 December 2015, 09:01:58 AM »

Here's hoping this is going to turn into a porn thread.

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General Discussion / Re: Getting my old rank back

« on: 21 December 2015, 07:47:27 AM »

its just a prank bro

I get you're like the King of village craft and all, but your highness, you must act with respect towards your people!

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Off-Topic Discussion / Re: Random Challenge: How fast can you type the alphabet?

« on: 19 December 2015, 07:17:39 PM »

i bet catty just put this into google chromes console or modified it using a different method lol
javascript:document.body.contentEditable='true'

nope, didn't even think of that.

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Off-Topic Discussion / Re: Random Challenge: How fast can you type the alphabet?

« on: 19 December 2015, 06:12:27 PM »

How come the faster you are the lower the WPM?

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Off-Topic Discussion / Re: Random Challenge: How fast can you type the alphabet?

« on: 19 December 2015, 05:10:21 PM »

I did it.

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Parliament | Suggestions / Re: Should the server difficulty be set to Hard?

« on: 11 December 2015, 08:33:36 PM »

Is this parliament vote finalized?

As is standard procedure, a parl vote is advertised in-game, and made very clear what it will do. The thread would also say that it's a parliament vote. This is simple enough that we could probably just take this as a majority and do it, but I was just using this as an exploratory/suggestion thread.

I'll make a proper parl vote and advertise it in-game.



Edit:
And actually I think this thread has a lack of debate, which I usually prefer to see before a proper parliament vote.

Two concerns: You can die of hunger on hard, while you will only drain to 1/2 heart on medium. Furthermore, hunger drains too quickly in Minecraft nowadays.

I like that hard makes the game harder, but I don't like how Minecraft deals with hunger. I think we should do something about the hunger problem if we go hard (as it looks like a lot of people want to do). What can we do?

I can write a plugin which keeps players at half a heart. The server code controls health, and I control the server code. We can still have the benefits of hard, while preventing starvation.

On a side note: How do you feel about daytime lasting 6 hours (like in real life) and the remaining 6 hours being nighttime? I think this would add a more interesting perspective to your average server which has 10 minute day night cycles.

dast a cool idea, but I wonder what about people in different time zones, I'm thinking they might be forced to stay in day/night because that's the only time to get online.

Plus, (this is just a question purely curiosity), but, even when the server controls the health of a player, what about if a player is say, on 2 hearts, and get's hit and takes 3 hearts damage, wouldn't the client put them into a death state, or must it get confirmation from the server first?

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Reports & Grievances / Re: LividUp64

« on: 5 December 2015, 06:41:43 AM »

Threatening to kill someone even if it over a video game is illegal and if i took it to the cops they could arrest u

if you go in the server arena, I will kill you, because it's a pvp zone. twat

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Off-Topic Discussion / Re: Who Else Has Fallout 4?

« on: 4 December 2015, 02:53:41 PM »

Spoiler alert!

In this game a nuclear explosion goes off, causing a fallout.


jk

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General Discussion / Re: I NEED HELP

« on: 27 November 2015, 12:40:54 PM »

So i was on the seerver until about an hour ago, i cant get back on and i didnt do anything wrong, please check if im banned and if so un ban me or tell me what i can do (i have tried re-booting)

If you were banned, then you should probably be posting in the "ban appeals" section.
About an hour ago (and as I'm typing this) the server was turned off, I presume for a little maintenance?

(i have tried re-booting)

Are you sure it's plugged in correctly?

PPS: If you were banned, when you try to join it would say something like "The Ban Hammer Has Spoken: Appeal at" ect.

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General Discussion / Re: Gerelskovy Halloween Masquerade

« on: 27 October 2015, 08:27:22 PM »

no

o. whanna party my place?

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General Discussion / Re: Gerelskovy Halloween Masquerade

« on: 27 October 2015, 07:27:15 AM »

All are invited.

can I come?

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Ban/Punishment Appeals / Catty610's Ban Appeal

« on: 20 October 2015, 08:12:02 PM »

State your full Minecraft username:
catty610 (I think)
State the punishment you recieved: Banned
State what you were likely doing that got you banned/punished:
I called someone a poopy face.
State what you would like to happen to your case and why (pardoned/forgiven/etc):
I've changed.

I feel like after these long years I've had time to think, back in 1999 I was told that villagecraft was a server on a game called minecraft. I inquisitively requested "yo wat the fuck u on about nigger?"to the wise traveller, to which my mummy replied with "Don't make me spank yo ass.".
When I was banned I was most shocked to the out come, I found that I couldn't join the server, I was wondering for a while whether or not this was a bug.
I beg mercyful forgiveness from you all from such a terrible fate you have laid upon me.
I'm sorry I griefed, I did it because I wanted to and it made me sad that I wanted to so I griefed.
I didn't understand rules and regulations.
I think I got hacked, actually, that's what happened.
Now unban me.
If akomine decides to keep me banned (because i know you hate me) then i will l33t hax on the server. 
btw your server be useless to player i know, like airborne he leave if i say.
also fuck you january jones, this is somehow your fault.

ps: cj will totaely hax this servr 4 mi, so unban me or i tell him to.

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General Discussion / Re: Would people be interested in another UHC?

« on: 30 September 2015, 06:59:36 PM »

I have an idea, everyone plays UHC as you suggest, then everyone has to go in another UHC, where everyone teams up against the last two survivors. The last two can either team with each other, or go lone wolf.
So it would be like 18 on 2. : P

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Off-Topic Discussion / Re: Livid's Tutoring Institution

« on: 29 September 2015, 06:25:00 PM »

>No down syndromes
>Down syndrome teaching the class

You are such a wonderful bunch of hatred, aren't you?

Don't get yo knickers in a twist, homeboy!

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Off-Topic Discussion / Re: Livid's Tutoring Institution

« on: 29 September 2015, 06:05:49 PM »

>No down syndromes
>Down syndrome teaching the class

xD THERE CAN ONLY BE ONE!
That and what would someone with down syndrome learn from someone with down syndrome?

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Off-Topic Discussion / Livid's Tutoring Institution

« on: 25 September 2015, 04:21:52 PM »

Livid is hosting a group learning session, where he will teach you about Europe 1500-1900.
It costs £500 a session.

The rules are:
Group sessions only
No black people
No jews
No gays
No mentally handicapped - Britons excluded
No blackies
You are not allowed to call Livid "The groupie leader" or "Daddy"
He does not lead children with down syndrome
Old people are allowed
Commies are allowed in the classroom
No china men
No Blondes

Livid would like you all to note, he doesn't date black women.

This classroom is located in an office campus on the 3rd floor of "Daves Adult Supermarket" in The Reichstag.

These classes will be held at 20:00 GMT to 22:00 GMT.

We hope to see you all very enthusiastic learners soon!

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Off-Topic Discussion / Re: Player Input: Modded Server Idea

« on: 19 August 2015, 07:13:27 PM »

I would like a Modded server again, but it would be nice if we could integrate some form of community aspect to it, I noticed last time not many people played that much together (I think) as much as normal servers.

In other words,
Me + Lulu + World Domination = 

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Off-Topic Discussion / Re: Pick up Lines

« on: 16 August 2015, 01:36:31 PM »

Hey girl, yo fat an i don't like fat chicks, but ill still fuck u for a fiver.

Works every time, girls love sympathy like that.

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General Discussion / Re: Farmers Market

« on: 15 August 2015, 11:24:20 AM »

Can I reserve all of them then come online like once a month?

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General Discussion / Re: THE JACKET ACADEMY-rules of enrollment

« on: 9 August 2015, 12:48:40 PM »

So does the school do boarding? Or should I just sleep on your desc?

Plus what if someone does something dickish like taking pictures and posting them on the forum? *cough*

This sounds really cool dou.