U mad Bro ?
It would depend on your view of 'mad', I have on occasion been called 'insane', 'crazy cat lady' and often asked if I have been 'smoking the herb of life', whether or not my cheesecake/bacon obsession is healthy - to which I've often thought... mentally healthy, physically maybe not, but then again no one gets to see what I look like as I cower away in my dark office cubicle answering tickets and repairing servers day in, day out. But hey, whatever keeps you going through the long, hard trials that lay waiting for you in life?
On the bonus side, I decided I might join your little community and build a large house dedicated to the wonderful world of bacon, to which inside there will be several pieces of bacon dangling from item frames on the wall and a neat little sign underneath saying "Do not touch", upon approaching the bacon you will trigger a trap that will drop you into a pool of water, that will push you off a platform into a room encased in stone bricks and ... lava. Some seconds later the roof will disappear causing moar lava to poor in, the result is a meat popsicle heavily charred and ready to feed to my army of pigs. All the while you'll hear my manic laughing from somewhere nearby. Some call me 'mad', but you would love to be inside my head, if only for 5 mins, it's a laugh-riot 24/7.
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