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Off-Topic Discussion / Funniest Video Ever
« on: 26 February 2015, 03:28:50 PM »My social studies teacher told me and my friends about this and now we cant stop quoting it. lel.
Warning do not watch while high.
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My social studies teacher told me and my friends about this and now we cant stop quoting it. lel.
Warning do not watch while high.
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Off-Topic Discussion / Re: I invited SSSniperwolf to the server!
« on: 26 February 2015, 03:26:57 PM »3
Off-Topic Discussion / Re: Thanking the iPhone gods
« on: 25 February 2015, 04:57:16 PM »
Who drops there phone out of a 2 story window?
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Off-Topic Discussion / I invited SSSniperwolf to the server!
« on: 18 February 2015, 04:16:36 PM »
idk if she'll come though. 
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Parliament | Suggestions / Re: Server Suggestion: Royal Family
« on: 21 January 2015, 06:37:25 PM »
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Parliament | Suggestions / Re: Server Suggestion: Royal Family
« on: 21 January 2015, 06:28:26 PM »What happened to the obsession over Greece?Greece has a royal family.Yes. The reason I don't like America anymore is because they force you to swear to god to a piece of cloth every morning. America has a horrible history, and kids learn about slaves being killed for not harvesting cotton. They say it is the "Land of the Free" because everyone gets rights.... Sure.... You mean only the wealthy white people? If Mike Brown was a white man who massacred 14 people that exact same day, he would probably be PARDONED just like that man who was considered a 'misunderstood teenager'. Anyways, the USA has a filthy history of destruction, genocide and forced allegiance. America has killed 15 million Native Americans, forcefully removed a couple thousand during the "Andrew Jackson regime", when they went to appeal to the House of Congress, they said nothing could be done so they had to "respect the law of the land". America has also approved of slavery ever since Day 1. Figures say slaves were anywhere from 10-15 million, and all of them were running to Canada to escape slavery because they would be killed. Rights were given 100 YEARS later and blacks were innocently being lynched day by day. When they invaded Iraq, even innocents were killed, even the ones who pledged no allegiance to Saddam Hussein. Our president has killed over 1 million people and put in the highest prison population in the world, yet HE WINS A NOBEL PEACE PRIZE. Also, did you hear about the time America secretly sent $3mil to some Algerian Pirates or else they would declare war? That was $3mil back then in 1805, so it's a lot of money. Now I see why 25% of our country lives in poverty and the government is not the best.
Shame on you, America.
Bruh, thats all the past and the 2nd amendment is awesome #Murica
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Off-Topic Discussion / Re: Death to the dictators!
« on: 9 January 2015, 10:25:33 PM »We have a very well stocked nuclear arsenal, though. We fuck shit up.
aka Jans dildos
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Off-Topic Discussion / Re: London Internet Speeds
« on: 7 January 2015, 03:02:13 PM »
Its better then some of my math grades.
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Off-Topic Discussion / Come to my party!!!
« on: 13 November 2014, 04:42:42 PM »
When: November 19th 4:00pm Eastern
Where: Outlands
Why: Celebrate Vlades B-day
How: Just tp to me
Where: Outlands
Why: Celebrate Vlades B-day
How: Just tp to me
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Off-Topic Discussion / Re: 85% of players who have visited our server.
« on: 22 October 2014, 06:45:33 PM »I've never been a laces guy until recently, so I sent the laces one to my friend when I got new shoes cause he knew I couldn't tie em
Here you go Chaos this could be of some help
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Off-Topic Discussion / Re: Pick up Lines
« on: 22 August 2014, 04:16:58 PM »
my friend told his girlfriend this today
Do your feet hurt because you've been walking threw my mind all day
Do your feet hurt because you've been walking threw my mind all day
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Off-Topic Discussion / Re: Pick up Lines
« on: 21 August 2014, 10:31:05 PM »
Hey girl u got a mirror in ur pocket because i can see me in ur pants
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Off-Topic Discussion / Re: my life is complete now
« on: 14 August 2014, 02:26:29 PM »
Yeah but it looks like airs about to pass out @2:43
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General Discussion / Re: Official Villagecraft OP Form
« on: 21 July 2014, 07:43:50 PM »
In game name: Pizzaninjaz
In game nickname: Daryl
Village: Dale
Country: USA
How long you've had Minecraft: 1 year maybe
How long you have been a lover of Pepsi Cola: 13 years
Shoe size: 9
The type of grass used on a common golf course: "This is a cross, ah, of Bluegrass, Kentucky Bluegrass, Featherbed Bent, and Northern California Sensemilia." In the words of Carl Spackler from Caddyshack.
How many children you are going to have when older: 3
Are you subscribed to Pancake Weekly: Not yet
Name all four members of ABBA: IDK
Arnold Schwarzenegger's character's name in Total Recall: Haven't seen it.
Your opinion on aliens probing humans: Maybe
Do you think the Bigfoot monster exists: Yesh
How many times a week you bathe in cereal: 0-000
Have you ever been marinated in the blood of Mr. Spock: nope
Do eggs play an important role in your everyday life: yeah
When was Winston Churchill born: yesterday
From which country does the Artichoke originate: yellow
Do you like to party: yep
Do you wear flare trousers: no
Do you believe in the healing powers of the Flying Spaghetti Monster: yep
How many CD players are in your household: 0
Do you own a bicycle: yes
Is time travel theoretically possible: possibly
What is Consecotaleophobia: love of chop sticks
Have you ever 241543903'd: IDK
How many visitors does Tesco get a year: 0.0001
Painting by numbers, what's your opinion: maybe
Do you own, or have you ever owned a Subway Subcard: yes even tough I live in a rural area
Define the word The: Th...t....thhh...The...Skkkkkeeeyy....iiiii.....iiisss......bbbb....bllueeee
Complete the Elvis lyric: "I heard the news, everbody's __Forrest Gump__"
Do you agree with the statement: Pebbles > Rocks: True...No false!?!?!?! no its true!?!?!
What side would you take in a hypothetical war between hotdogs and smoked salmon: #HD's4LYFE
What song do these notes make: GG GG GG GG GG GG GG GG EbEb EbEb EbEb EbEb EbEb EbEb EbEb EbEb EbEb EbEb EbEb EbEb FF FF FF FF FF FF FF FF DD DD DD DD DD DD DD DD DD: I only listen to music dont know notes
Is 204 a nice number: correct
I Win
In game nickname: Daryl
Village: Dale
Country: USA
How long you've had Minecraft: 1 year maybe
How long you have been a lover of Pepsi Cola: 13 years
Shoe size: 9
The type of grass used on a common golf course: "This is a cross, ah, of Bluegrass, Kentucky Bluegrass, Featherbed Bent, and Northern California Sensemilia." In the words of Carl Spackler from Caddyshack.
How many children you are going to have when older: 3
Are you subscribed to Pancake Weekly: Not yet
Name all four members of ABBA: IDK
Arnold Schwarzenegger's character's name in Total Recall: Haven't seen it.
Your opinion on aliens probing humans: Maybe
Do you think the Bigfoot monster exists: Yesh
How many times a week you bathe in cereal: 0-000
Have you ever been marinated in the blood of Mr. Spock: nope
Do eggs play an important role in your everyday life: yeah
When was Winston Churchill born: yesterday
From which country does the Artichoke originate: yellow
Do you like to party: yep
Do you wear flare trousers: no
Do you believe in the healing powers of the Flying Spaghetti Monster: yep
How many CD players are in your household: 0
Do you own a bicycle: yes
Is time travel theoretically possible: possibly
What is Consecotaleophobia: love of chop sticks
Have you ever 241543903'd: IDK
How many visitors does Tesco get a year: 0.0001
Painting by numbers, what's your opinion: maybe
Do you own, or have you ever owned a Subway Subcard: yes even tough I live in a rural area
Define the word The: Th...t....thhh...The...Skkkkkeeeyy....iiiii.....iiisss......bbbb....bllueeee
Complete the Elvis lyric: "I heard the news, everbody's __Forrest Gump__"
Do you agree with the statement: Pebbles > Rocks: True...No false!?!?!?! no its true!?!?!
What side would you take in a hypothetical war between hotdogs and smoked salmon: #HD's4LYFE
What song do these notes make: GG GG GG GG GG GG GG GG EbEb EbEb EbEb EbEb EbEb EbEb EbEb EbEb EbEb EbEb EbEb EbEb FF FF FF FF FF FF FF FF DD DD DD DD DD DD DD DD DD: I only listen to music dont know notes
Is 204 a nice number: correct
I Win
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Rules | Info | Support / Re: List of VillageCraft Staff Members
« on: 21 July 2014, 07:24:06 PM »
Who is Jzzkc.
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Off-Topic Discussion / Re: favorite pop tart flavor?
« on: 21 July 2014, 09:50:35 AM »
I went to this diner the other day and they made this brown sugar poptart icecream. It was really good.
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General Discussion / Re: A Goodbye to Friends & Enemies
« on: 25 June 2014, 09:29:04 PM »is it a dildo
No it's probably either dirt or diamonds
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Parliament | Suggestions / Re: 'Modreq' plugin suggestion
« on: 24 June 2014, 06:24:38 PM »
Freelix wins
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Parliament | Suggestions / Re: Emerald tools plugin
« on: 22 June 2014, 10:41:30 AM »
no offense Air.
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Parliament | Suggestions / Re: Emerald tools plugin
« on: 22 June 2014, 10:39:56 AM »
No shit Sherlock, read what it actually is.
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Example- http://www.villagecraft-server.com/forum/index.php?topic=3004.0
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Parliament | Suggestions / Re: Emerald tools plugin
« on: 21 June 2014, 04:57:48 PM »
It just looks like diamond armor. 
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Ban/Punishment Appeals / Re: Pizzaninjaz Ban Appeal
« on: 26 April 2014, 10:42:26 AM »
Thank you very much
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Ban/Punishment Appeals / Re: Pizzaninjaz Ban Appeal
« on: 25 April 2014, 10:17:03 PM »
So will I be able to get back on?
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Ban/Punishment Appeals / Pizzaninjaz Ban Appeal
« on: 25 April 2014, 03:31:39 PM »
State your full Minecraft username: Pizzaninjaz
State the punishment you recieved: Banned for griefing
State what you were likely doing that got you banned/punished: I was banned for griefing with Poisonolf (my brother) more specifically stealing carpet and hopping chest.
State why you should be pardoned/forgiven: I think that I should be pardoned because this incident occurred 2-3 months ago. I have learned my lesson. Over the last couple of months I have played on various different servers and began to understand the effect griefing has on people. While I was exploring these different servers I could never find a server that made up for the one i have recently lost. I know that I made a stupid mistake and I would like to correct myself be trying again on a one chance basis.
State the punishment you recieved: Banned for griefing
State what you were likely doing that got you banned/punished: I was banned for griefing with Poisonolf (my brother) more specifically stealing carpet and hopping chest.
State why you should be pardoned/forgiven: I think that I should be pardoned because this incident occurred 2-3 months ago. I have learned my lesson. Over the last couple of months I have played on various different servers and began to understand the effect griefing has on people. While I was exploring these different servers I could never find a server that made up for the one i have recently lost. I know that I made a stupid mistake and I would like to correct myself be trying again on a one chance basis.
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Off-Topic Discussion / Re: Chaos wrote an essay
« on: 11 March 2014, 04:19:24 PM »
im from South Carolina and we say color
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Ban/Punishment Appeals / Re: Pizzaninjaz Ban Appeal
« on: 28 February 2014, 09:57:42 PM »
Why do you keep saying they? I'm one person.
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Ban/Punishment Appeals / Re: Pizzaninjaz Ban Appeal
« on: 28 February 2014, 04:40:17 PM »
But i didn't know who i griefed.
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