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Off-Topic Discussion / Re: witcher 3

« on: 24 May 2015, 05:31:31 AM »

You're playing it on console or a pc? i heard that they've downgraded the graphics and it's not what it look like before.

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Off-Topic Discussion / Re: Pick up Lines

« on: 24 May 2015, 05:27:29 AM »

Do you sleep on your stomach? “NO.” Can I?

You remind me of my pinky toe, your small, cute, and i am probably going to bang you on my coffee table later tonight.

Hey, I’m from the Middle East, and i have a weapon of mass destruction in my pants.

Sex is a killer. Wanna die happy?

Hey, you wanna do a 68? You go down on me, and I’ll owe you one.

I can teach you how to handle a cucumber. if ya know what i mean.

Hey baby, what’s your sign? Caution, slippery when wet, dangerous curves ahead, yield?

Hi, i’m peter pants-less. wanna go to never-neverland?
 
Hi, do you want to have my children? [No] OK, can we just practice then?

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