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Off-Topic Discussion / Re: FREAKING BANANAS

« on: 5 June 2017, 03:24:34 PM »

God damn I was a faggot

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Off-Topic Discussion / Re: Tits or Ass

« on: 14 May 2017, 07:21:03 PM »

If I had friends

I too am a thigh connoisseur.

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Off-Topic Discussion / Re: Here is Practical Explanation about Next Life, Purpose of Human Life,

« on: 17 March 2017, 05:10:07 PM »

Peng, I will slap your tits off...

fucker you chastised me for saying i dont have an issue with just using "your" for everything if you know them already

so fuck you

Because it makes you look fucking retarded. Also the semicolon is the shitty neglected younger brother of the comma, the superior punctuation mark.

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Off-Topic Discussion / Re: what monitor do you guys like?

« on: 22 February 2017, 09:50:01 PM »

I appreciate the effort that has been put towards making new monitors, but for my money nothing beats a classic Cathode Ray Tube™ monitor.

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Off-Topic Discussion / Re: what tv do you guys like?

« on: 22 February 2017, 09:29:56 PM »

Smash Bros? More like Trash Bros. Face me in an actual competitive and technical game, like Kirby Air Ride.

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General Discussion / Re: LIVID NEEDS HELP

« on: 16 January 2017, 10:21:09 PM »

Melee is a good game but the format they use competitively is so agonizingly slow compared to traditional fighting games.

how so? Most people play melee because its fast.

dont debate with my boy boylink125

this nigger know some shit

wasnt debating, just wondering why he thinks this.

I wasn't talking about the game itself. It could be as fast as a fat kid running for the last twinkie on Earth but it doesn't matter because the players are allowed to do "hand warmers" before every game for a ridiculous amount of time. The closest I've seen anybody do in any other game is a quick 5 second button check.

Also, since you brought up the speed of the game itself, it isn't as fast as you seem to think. For starters, there's an 8 minute time limit. In addition to that, only a few characters on the roster are actually fast. The rest of them are either too shitty to be able to do anything or are slow and floaty. Here's a graphic that I made, feel free to argue.

It's a bit of a problem when over half the cast is slow or can't compete with the top tiers

Here's an example of a slow Melee match compared to another fighting game (where the characters are actually balanced):



Notice how, despite being only a best of 3 set to the last game, the Melee one lasts 19 minutes. Pretty slow when you compare it to the ~13 minute best of 5 set of Guilty Gear (which also went to the last game).

I like the game but it's really not that fast.

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General Discussion / Re: LIVID NEEDS HELP

« on: 15 January 2017, 12:41:40 PM »

Melee is a good game but the format they use competitively is so agonizingly slow compared to traditional fighting games.

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Off-Topic Discussion / Re: #PrayforIstanbul

« on: 19 April 2016, 03:41:53 PM »

Ender's tiny text is triggering me.

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Off-Topic Discussion / Modern Art

« on: 26 February 2016, 06:43:02 PM »

I call this one, "A Banana Out of Water."

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Off-Topic Discussion / G-Force Fan Art

« on: 18 February 2016, 06:46:20 PM »

I thought people might be interested in my fan art of the main character of the smash hit feature film, G-Force. I worked really hard on it.

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Off-Topic Discussion / Re: Teh endz of teh interwebz...

« on: 26 January 2016, 03:39:17 PM »

Not sure how to embed videos. Nevermind.

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General Discussion / Re: Leaving for a while -CosmicDoom aka VokdaDonuts

« on: 18 July 2015, 06:18:58 AM »

My favorite type of fish is blobfish.

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Off-Topic Discussion / Re: witcher 3

« on: 31 May 2015, 12:38:50 AM »

If I decide to play it am I expected to have played the other games in the series?

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Off-Topic Discussion / Bad Rats 2 Confirmed

« on: 21 May 2015, 06:17:33 PM »

New Bad Rats game confirmed via developer's youtube channel. Discuss new game of the year for every upcoming year.

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Off-Topic Discussion / Re: Need help on this level

« on: 14 April 2015, 03:33:53 PM »

Someone gave me that game. I like it. I just suck at it...

"I like it" No you don't, nobody likes Bad Rats. If you remove all the weird nasty anime games on steam, then Bad Rats is the worst game on steam. You're such a homo wowowowo.

I'm a certified Bad Rat Master,

and I can tell you that the extremely random clunky 3D psychics on a 2D game really makes this game a step above the rest in terms of quality and enjoyment.

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Off-Topic Discussion / Re: Need help on this level

« on: 11 April 2015, 10:01:58 PM »

Nevermind guys I beat it

still giving away a free bad rats card to the lucky first person to ask me for it

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Off-Topic Discussion / Need help on this level

« on: 11 April 2015, 09:51:12 PM »

If any of you folks are good at Bad Rats now would be the time to tell me because I'm stuck on this level. If you give me the solution I'll give you a free Bad Rats trading card.

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General Discussion / Re: Die_Endermen for Queen of VC

« on: 1 April 2015, 10:09:15 PM »

Could I be nominated for queen as well?

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General Discussion / Re: This server needs a proper slave trade

« on: 24 January 2015, 11:23:03 AM »

https://chrome.google.com/webstore/detail/nicolas-cage/fjgbnnhgejbfgfbofeohlffjlpceejlm

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Reports & Grievances / Re: Admin abused by player

« on: 11 January 2015, 01:09:34 PM »

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Off-Topic Discussion / Re: Merry Chrismas

« on: 23 December 2014, 01:58:34 AM »

And happy marijuana day or w/e it is they have in Mexico!

@Airborne101st45 confirm please.

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Off-Topic Discussion / Re: Giveaway

« on: 3 December 2014, 09:33:19 PM »

SHIT NIGGA I WAS LATE CAN I STILL GET MY FREE COPY OF BAD RATS?

You're not getting 2 copies. Are you trying to relive the Bad Rats oversupply of '08?

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Off-Topic Discussion / Giveaway

« on: 1 December 2014, 03:12:54 PM »

WHO WANTS BAD RATS?
http://store.steampowered.com/app/34900/
I'M GIVING AWAY FREE COPIES OF BAD RATS.
THAT'S RIGHT YOUR EYES DO NOT DECEIVE YOU SPECIAL OFFER TODAY ONLY GET BAD RATS ABSOLUTELY FREE.
ADD ME ON STEAM (https://steamcommunity.com/id/nani-sore) AND GIVE ME THE SPECIAL CODE "The rat has entered the cage." TO GET YOUR FREE COPY OF THE BEST GAME EVER MADE.

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General Discussion / Giveaway

« on: 1 December 2014, 03:06:28 PM »

I put this in the wrong place.
http://www.villagecraft-server.com/forum/index.php?topic=3272.0

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Off-Topic Discussion / Re: Pick up Lines

« on: 24 August 2014, 12:59:19 AM »

If I was a fly, I'd land on you first. Because you're the shit.

Are your parents assholes? Cause you're the shit.

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Off-Topic Discussion / Re: Messing around on 1.8

« on: 22 August 2014, 03:45:29 AM »

why did you give me a mexican flag

cuz ur mexican fag

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Off-Topic Discussion / Re: favorite pop tart flavor?

« on: 23 July 2014, 02:33:56 AM »

phantos is love phantos is life

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Off-Topic Discussion / Re: This made me sad :(

« on: 16 July 2014, 04:30:30 PM »

Air why the fuck did you put post your recipe in spanish? I want to make some beans too.

I clearly stated that you should talk to your local orange vendor to get it translated.

Sorry I didn't read the entire thing because I saw spanish. Would a banana vendor be okay?

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Off-Topic Discussion / Re: This made me sad :(

« on: 16 July 2014, 02:35:50 PM »

Air why the fuck did you put post your recipe in spanish? I want to make some beans too.

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Off-Topic Discussion / Re: ghey

« on: 16 July 2014, 02:26:38 PM »

Is there a porn site dedicated to cheese porn?

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Off-Topic Discussion / Re: GMod Swag

« on: 8 July 2014, 03:37:28 PM »

I have Gmod so I might play.