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facts thread #2
« on: 10 April 2014, 05:52:58 AM »
I didn't start the last one but people seemed to like it, so here is some more real facts.


The only known way to create heavier elements like carbon, oxygen, iron, calcium, etc is through the fusion process of stars. That means near everything that makes you up was at some point in the centre of a star that blew up. You are literally made of star dust.

There are more bacterial cells in and on your body than human cells, about 10x as many for the average person that showers once a day.

Chickens are descended from Velociraptors.

Most of the dust that builds up around your house is from you shedding dead skin cells. Dust mites eat it and their crap can cause minor allergies (aka sneezing a lot). Unless you like breathing in dust mite shit try cleaning once in a while  :D

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Re: facts thread #2
« Reply #1 on: 10 April 2014, 12:21:40 PM »
The colour blue intensifies orgasm.

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Re: facts thread #2
« Reply #2 on: 10 April 2014, 02:43:21 PM »
Facts:
-Weed is the devil's soul
-Every time you suck on that pipe, you are sucking off Satan's huge cock
-Vaccines cause autism
-There's only one true lord and his name is Jesus Christ
-Atheists cannot be good persons and they will always be dirty heathens
-The earth is 6000 years old
-Science is just Satan's way of pulling you away from Jeebus
-Homosexuality is wrong. Gays are unclean heathens
-If you believe any of these then you are a dumbass




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Re: facts thread #2
« Reply #3 on: 10 April 2014, 04:05:33 PM »
Facts:
-Weed is the devil's soul
-Every time you suck on that pipe, you are sucking off Satan's huge cock
-Vaccines cause autism
-There's only one true lord and his name is Jesus Christ
-Atheists cannot be good persons and they will always be dirty heathens
-The earth is 6000 years old
-Science is just Satan's way of pulling you away from Jeebus
-Homosexuality is wrong. Gays are unclean heathens

-If you believe any of these then you are a dumbass

Fact.

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Re: facts thread #2
« Reply #4 on: 10 April 2014, 04:13:11 PM »
-Vaccines cause autism
I had two on Monday. Now very worried.

-If you believe any of these then you are a dumbass
Oh :P

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Re: facts thread #2
« Reply #5 on: 10 April 2014, 09:04:13 PM »
-Vaccines cause autism
I had two on Monday. Now very worried.

-If you believe any of these then you are a dumbass
Oh :P
Lel




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Re: facts thread #2
« Reply #6 on: 10 April 2014, 09:42:25 PM »
Recent and very intensive studies have found no correlation of the "fact" that childhood vaccinations can cause autism. Furthermore, refusing to get vaccinations done due to "snake oil medicine" and self-purported knowledgeable individuals actually increases the likelihood of a resurgence in diseases long thought to be eradicated in many regions, such as smallpox, et al. Therefore, if you do not get yourself and your family vaccinated, you are killing society, so fuck you.

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Re: facts thread #2
« Reply #7 on: 10 April 2014, 10:40:57 PM »
Recent and very intensive studies have found no correlation of the "fact" that childhood vaccinations can cause autism. Furthermore, refusing to get vaccinations done due to "snake oil medicine" and self-purported knowledgeable individuals actually increases the likelihood of a resurgence in diseases long thought to be eradicated in many regions, such as smallpox, et al. Therefore, if you do not get yourself and your family vaccinated, you are killing society, so fuck you.
Indeed




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Re: facts thread #2
« Reply #8 on: 10 April 2014, 10:49:50 PM »
but wen I got a vaccine I instantly saw within 4 weeks that my childs mind was going that he was autistic cause of the injection and he no longer eats at the table I have to make him eat out of the dog bowl like you have to do with autistic children it is a sad day for parents in America when vaccine companies just want profit so they kill our children with dangerous vacines to make sure we keep buying the vacines cause you are just sheeple who trust science even though Obama himself said vaccines are 60% mercury and it is proven that mercury causes downs syndrome in parents of children who let their children get vaccinations by the evil big pharma lobby who control the legislature and the courts and the doctors in the poison clinics who are just in it for a buck at the end of the day

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Re: facts thread #2
« Reply #9 on: 11 April 2014, 12:08:09 AM »
OPEN UR EYES SHEEPLE!!!
basicly obama puts the %60 murcry in francines himself
the gov is makeing usbautistic so they can take r guns away!
alec jones says so

i no wat ur thinking
pres obama term is almost over n we still hav r guns but i promise it is immnent

edit: vacines not francines

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Re: facts thread #2
« Reply #11 on: 11 April 2014, 01:50:32 AM »
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