Introduction:
I decided to test the effect of alcohol on typing ability. You can see my positive and negative controls at the beginning. You can see my first attempt at the game, before learning strategy, and then the peak, once I've figured out the strategy.
Methods:
After every lost game, I began adding alcohol to the subject to observe the effects of alochol on response time. Here are the results.
Results:
Figure 1: Quality of typing over time, with respect to alcohol
In Figure 1, you'll see that, as I drink more beer, my numbers become increasingly shitty.
Conclusion:
Alcohol impairs typing ability.
