Mangler's own Board of Education

[TheCatsMangler (OP)]

This is my class. This thread here, this is mine, starting here to the bottom of the page, and every other page after that.
Ask me, (the amazing teacher who knows all) any questions and I will answer them.

Let's get a few out of the way:

Are you gay?
Whose asking?
How old are you?
Depends on how you like it. ; )
can i be abmin
yeh
Are you smart?
Yes.
this thread is gay
Even gayer than your mum, actually.

Now ask away your questions, peasants. (I haven't got all day)

[luisc99]

- How long is a piece of string?
- On a scale of 1 to 10, what is your favourite colour of the alphabet?
- You look outside of your window. What is the first thing you see?
- If you had an infinite supply of the last thing you bought, what would it be and how would it affect you?
- Why does the the human brain not see the second 'the'?
- What is your favourite type of cheese?
- To save your life, you have to talk about a topic of your choice for 6 hours non stop. What do you pick?
- Which country would you most like to visit and why?
- Which language would you most like to be able to speak, and why?
- When will the UK get a PM / parliament with more than 4 brain cells between them?
- What is the last digit of pi?
- What is the last text you sent to someone?
- How are you today?

I'm bored of asking questions now. I might do some more later.

[DoggyStomper]

1. If common sense was all that common, wouldn't we all have it?
2. Why do we drive in a parkway, but park in a driveway?
3. If tomatoes are a fruit, does that mean ketchup is a smoothie?
4. If seeing is believing, then how come looks are deceiving?
5. If a picture is worth 1,000 words, how come we shouldn't judge a book by its cover?
6. Why can't we wish upon the sun, if it's a star?
7. If Cinderella's shoe fit perfectly, why did it fall off?
8. If you ask Santa Claus for coal for Christmas, then be naughty, what do you get?
9. What would happen if the copyright sign got copyrighted?
10. If life gives you lemons, you make lemonade. So, if life gives you gators, do you make Gatorade?

[EnderEssence]

1. Why are they called boxing "rings" if they're squares?
2. Why are they called "ham"burgers if they have beef instead?
3. Why are they called star"fish" if they're not true fish?
4. Why is a sea cucumber an animal and not a vegetable?
5. Why does lemonade contain artificial flavoring and dishwashing soap real lemons?
6. Why is Harry Potter not experienced with actual pottery?
7. Why are fish so dumb if they live in schools?
8. Why is it called peanut "butter" if it has no butter?
9. Why can't I Believe It's Not Butter?
10. If wool shrinks when wet, why aren't sheep affected when it rains?

[PengBunny]

i like niggers

[ChaosMushrooms]

niggers

[Airbongo]

Why won't you swallow when you suck my cock?

[TheCatsMangler (OP)]

- How long is a piece of string?
- On a scale of 1 to 10, what is your favourite colour of the alphabet?
- You look outside of your window. What is the first thing you see?
- If you had an infinite supply of the last thing you bought, what would it be and how would it affect you?
- Why does the the human brain not see the second 'the'?
- What is your favourite type of cheese?
- To save your life, you have to talk about a topic of your choice for 6 hours non stop. What do you pick?
- Which country would you most like to visit and why?
- Which language would you most like to be able to speak, and why?
- When will the UK get a PM / parliament with more than 4 brain cells between them?
- What is the last digit of pi?
- What is the last text you sent to someone?
- How are you today?

- 7.54cm
- 7%
- Nothing, it's 20:54 and the light was on.
- Tom Raider: Underworld on steam, I would sell copies of it for £1 forever.
- Because it's dumb
- Edible
- Demonstration of literal silence.
- England, because I'm already there.
- Japanese, anime.
- The end of WW3
- 4
- I want the blond prostitute.
- So so, little ill.

1. If common sense was all that common, wouldn't we all have it?
2. Why do we drive in a parkway, but park in a driveway?
3. If tomatoes are a fruit, does that mean ketchup is a smoothie?
4. If seeing is believing, then how come looks are deceiving?
5. If a picture is worth 1,000 words, how come we shouldn't judge a book by its cover?
6. Why can't we wish upon the sun, if it's a star?
7. If Cinderella's shoe fit perfectly, why did it fall off?
8. If you ask Santa Claus for coal for Christmas, then be naughty, what do you get?
9. What would happen if the copyright sign got copyrighted?
10. If life gives you lemons, you make lemonade. So, if life gives you gators, do you make Gatorade?

1. We would, and we do. People don't know what common sense is, it's anything which is lower than my sense.
2. Because saying you are going to Park in the Parkway sounds dumb.
3. No.
4. I don't sing.
5. Because a picture book would have even more words inside.
6. You can, but your wishes won't come true anyway so why bother?
7. Plot holes.
8. Coal... duh.
9. The world would literally implode, that or Sony took over.
10. Did you need to ask?

Why won't you swallow when you suck my cock?

you never asked, boo.

i like niggers

me too, i'm all for the blacks, they're my friends.


Let the questions flow on my children! I am your teacher!!

[bob131573]

1. Why do they cotton swab the guy's arm with rubbing alcohol before a lethal injection?

 2. Why do 24 hour, 7 days a week (Including holidays!) Super Markets have locks on their door?

 3. Why do Aliens abduct Humans if we are an inferior race?

 4 Why are rat traps in the car-care section of my supermarket?

 5.If someone with multiple personalities threatens to kill himself, is it considered a hostage situation?

 6. When sign makers go on strike, is anything written on their signs?

 7. Would a fly without wings be called a walk?

 8. Do blind people feel 'Love at first sight'?

 9. Why is the meaning of life hard to find when you have a dictionary?

 10. Why is a person who plays the piano called a pianist, but a person who drives a race car not called a racist?

11.Why do kamikazes wear helmets?

12. Why is it you must wait until night to call it a day?

[TheCatsMangler (OP)]

1. Why are they called boxing "rings" if they're squares?
2. Why are they called "ham"burgers if they have beef instead?
3. Why are they called star"fish" if they're not true fish?
4. Why is a sea cucumber an animal and not a vegetable?
5. Why does lemonade contain artificial flavoring and dishwashing soap real lemons?
6. Why is Harry Potter not experienced with actual pottery?
7. Why are fish so dumb if they live in schools?
8. Why is it called peanut "butter" if it has no butter?
9. Why can't I Believe It's Not Butter?
10. If wool shrinks when wet, why aren't sheep affected when it rains?

1. A box is typically square shaped, therefore making the BOXing ring anything else would be silly. Duh.
2. Americans really badly want to speak another language than English, but they didn't get further than changing "pants" and "chips" or in this case, "beef".
3. A starfish is a fish. Ask your librarian.
4. Because it makes vegans have an excuse to not like cucumber.
5. The real question is why are you drinking washing up liquid?
6. What harry potter book are you talking about? The one I read is all about pottery.
7. Fish live in schools? You mean like, for lunch?
8. Because the butter is just flavourings, like peanuts.
9. It's okay, it's a lot to take in.
10. Sheep are made out of clouds, so water passes through them just fine.

1. Why do they cotton swab the guy's arm with rubbing alcohol before a lethal injection?

 2. Why do 24 hour, 7 days a week (Including holidays!) Super Markets have locks on their door?

 3. Why do Aliens abduct Humans if we are an inferior race?

 4 Why are rat traps in the car-care section of my supermarket?

 5.If someone with multiple personalities threatens to kill himself, is it considered a hostage situation?

 6. When sign makers go on strike, is anything written on their signs?

 7. Would a fly without wings be called a walk?

 8. Do blind people feel 'Love at first sight'?

 9. Why is the meaning of life hard to find when you have a dictionary?

 10. Why is a person who plays the piano called a pianist, but a person who drives a race car not called a racist?

11.Why do kamikazes wear helmets?

12. Why is it you must wait until night to call it a day?

1. Just because it's funny.
2. What, were you thinking about robbing a 24/7 super market? It's vampire protection, because then they would have to ask for permission to enter, duh.
3. Why do we store sheep, cows and pigs? Don't tell me you've never though about sucking off a cow.
4. Because most care care equipment attracts street rats, so you can use it as bait.
5. Yes. But everyone knows multi personalities is just an excuse to get more attention.
6. Yeah, "WE'VE HAD ENOUGH STICKING SIGNS UP OUR ASSES!!"
7. That's dumb, they would be called 'fucked'.
8. No, blind people are blind to love. Never date a blind person.
9. Try getting one which has a tag showing where each letter is.
10. Because it conflicts, if you're white you are racist, even if you don't do it professionally.
11. Because it's a safety hazard not to.
12. If you're still up at that time, it'll make nocturnal people feel more at home.


I'm smarter than all of you, so let me educate you!

[Lividup64]

Donald Trump is dumb, yes or yes

[luisc99]

1. What is the square root of -1?
2. Why are frogs?
3. If you were abducted by aliens, then some nice pirate aliens captured you from the other aliens and offered to talk you home, how would you tell them where to go?
4. Why does nobody other than me use 'Ta' on VC?
5. I got a 'Mini Badminton Set' in my Christmas Cracker. It had a shuttle the size of a 1p coin, and the rackets the size of a 10p. What is the point of this?
6. How many days are there in June on a leap year, if your name is Dave?
7. Do you like Bitter Melon Soup?
9. If there are infinite numbers between 0 and 1, then is infinity comprised of an infinite number of infinities?
10. When?
11. Why do roman numerals go I, II, III, IV, V and not I, II, IIV, IV, V? The latter is more symmetrical, and looks nicer in the long run.
12. Where is Question 8?
13. What is your best Googlewhack?

[EnderEssence]

1. Is an argument between two vegans still called a beef?
2. Why do you smell so weird recently?
3. What happens when you wish upon a helicopter?
4. Is hell endothermic or exothermic?
5. If Johnny has eight apples and he gives Sally five apples, what is the circumference of the Sun?
6. What happens if I divide 0 by 0?
7. How do I get free Club Penguin membership?
8. How do I become cool?
9. Why is my feces green?
10. If time is money, what's a stopwatch?

[TheCatsMangler (OP)]

1. What is the square root of -1?
2. Why are frogs?
3. If you were abducted by aliens, then some nice pirate aliens captured you from the other aliens and offered to talk you home, how would you tell them where to go?
4. Why does nobody other than me use 'Ta' on VC?
5. I got a 'Mini Badminton Set' in my Christmas Cracker. It had a shuttle the size of a 1p coin, and the rackets the size of a 10p. What is the point of this?
6. How many days are there in June on a leap year, if your name is Dave?
7. Do you like Bitter Melon Soup?
9. If there are infinite numbers between 0 and 1, then is infinity comprised of an infinite number of infinities?
10. When?
11. Why do roman numerals go I, II, III, IV, V and not I, II, IIV, IV, V? The latter is more symmetrical, and looks nicer in the long run.
12. Where is Question 8?
13. What is your best Googlewhack?

1. i
2. Because.
3. You know when cheer leaders make those letters and directions? That.
4. Because you're special. You're our luisc99.
5. Fun. twat.
6. Depends what leap year, and which dave. I'm going to presume we mean the Dave with a mental condition, in the year 1859. The answer is, 12.
7. Yes.
8. Here
9. Depends which flavour of infinity, if you mean the bullshit excuse flavour, then yes. Otherwise, count it on your fingers.
10. 19:34 (UTC) 22/01/2016
11. Well, if you write them like that they do.
12. There.
13. obnoxious scrotum

1. Is an argument between two vegans still called a beef?
2. Why do you smell so weird recently?
3. What happens when you wish upon a helicopter?
4. Is hell endothermic or exothermic?
5. If Johnny has eight apples and he gives Sally five apples, what is the circumference of the Sun?
6. What happens if I divide 0 by 0?
7. How do I get free Club Penguin membership?
8. How do I become cool?
9. Why is my feces green?
10. If time is money, what's a stopwatch?

1. Yes, duh.
2. must all my ladies, all their perfumes must mix up a bit.
3. You lose 3 years of your life, and your loved one (or future loved one) will love you less.
4. Exothermic, it constantly releases heat. If you don't believe me, you'll soon be there to check for yourself.
5. 2,713,406 miles, faggot.
6. The world implodes, plus here's a fun trick, if you have an iPhone, tell siri "112".
7. Anal.
8. Well, it's going to take a lot of work, but if you take me as an example you should be able to do it. First, STOP FUCKING POSTING LIKE IT'S YOUR JOB OR SOMETHING. JEEZ, Second, try to have a good amount of sleep, but don't oversleep, a moderate amount of sleep, say roughly 8 hours can help make you pretty chill.
9. Oh, it's nothing. shhhhh.
10. Something that counts time, and in essence, money.