Hey, i found tons of ways to annoy people, i might even try some on my own! here they are:
P.S i think these are for elevators.... they make no sense without elevators.... the ones i put a √ by ARE the ones with elevators
Act like a dog, growl at people. √
Announce in a demonic voice: “I must find a more suitable host body.”
Apply dripping red paint around the edge of the roof hatch. When someone enters, look upwards and whisper "I think they want in..."√
Ask each passenger getting on if you can push the button for them. Press the wrong ones.√
Ask everyone what they made for their side dish.
Ask someone to take your temperature, then turn around and bend over.
Ask, “did you hear that cable snapping sound?”√
Attempt to hypnotize the other passengers. √
Bet the other passengers you can fit a quarter in your nose.√
Blow spit balls at the ceiling.√
Blow your nose and offer to show the contents of your Kleenex to other passengers.√
Blow your nose on your sleeve. √
Bring a camera, take pictures of everybody in the elevator. √ TOLD YA!
Bring a chair along.√ heh
Bring easy math flash cards on the elevator and ask the person next to you to help you study them (get them wrong).
Burp, and then say “mmmm...tasty!”√
Call out, “Group hug!” and enforce it. √
Call the psychic hotline from you cell phone, and ask if they know what floor you’re on. √
Carry a blanket and clutch it protectively.√
Challenge people to games of hide-and-seek.√
Clutch your stomach and gasp. √
Collapse on the floor when the elevator goes up, then get up and look embarrassed.√
Collect an elevator tax. √
Count down from 100,000 out loud. √
Crack open your briefcase or purse, and while peering inside ask: “Got enough air in there?”√
Do Tai Chi exercises.√
Draw a little square on the floor with chalk and announce to the other passengers that this is your “personal space.”√
Draw a volleyball on the wall of the elevator and insist you have been trapped in there for 3 months. Formally introduce everyone to the volleyball! √
Dress as a clergy member of the opposite sex. √
Drop a pen and wait until someone reaches to help pick it up, then scream, “That’s mine!”√
Eat jello through a straw.
i have one too, Drop a pen and wait until someone reaches to help pick it up, then scream, “That’s mine!”, then scream out the mission impossible theme song with your eyes darting around the elevator
(thats mine)
If you read through all of these, ur dumb. if u didn't ur Dumb AND shouldn't be reading this comment
HOPE U ENJOYED!
~Bob
