Chaos wrote an essay

[Akomine (OP)]

He had to do it for the United Kingdom Mandatory Literacy Test (UKMLT). His topic was arguing that cheddar cheese is better than blue cheese.
Failure to pass the test means you statistically count towards the country's illiteracy and you are exiled to Australia or something.

Here is his paper:

[ChaosMushrooms]

This is true, guys.

[Akomine (OP)]

This is true, guys.

Wtf how you do gramar and speling now?

[ChaosMushrooms]

if i press keys really hard they type correctly. but i dont usually slam down on them when normally typing

[Akomine (OP)]

if i press keys really hard they type correctly. but i dont usually slam down on them when normally typing

fucking slacker

[ChaosMushrooms]

u a pusi

[SirLogiC]

...and you are exiled to Australia or something.

Fuck off ya fuckin dopey c*nt we got fuckin good spelling here ya pricks can't even spell colour right were fuckin full

[ChaosMushrooms]

ooh burn

[Airbongo]

...and you are exiled to Australia or something.

Fuck off ya fuckin dopey c*nt we got fuckin good spelling here ya pricks can't even spell colour right were fuckin full

Canadians spell it "colour", not "color". Only Americunts say color I think.

[luisc99]

...and you are exiled to Australia or something.

Fuck off ya fuckin dopey c*nt we got fuckin good spelling here ya pricks can't even spell colour right were fuckin full

Canadians spell it "colour", not "color". Only Americunts say color I think.

Indeed. I googled it, and someone on Yahoo had answered it with this.

'U-or'
- Commonwealth countries
- Canada
- United Kingdom
- Australia
- Hong Kong
- Former British Colonies

'Or'
- US
- Taiwan

those are the major lists. But it various. In Canada, provinces like Ontario and Saskatchewan have HEAVY American influences, therefore you see a lot of Favor and Color. In places like Australia and Hong Kong, they are too far to have HEAVY American influences, although there are, but they are VERY minor.
Source(s):
Been there, done that.

Also, the red ones are not countries in themselves, but a large group of them. Nearly everyone says "colour", it's just the Americans trying to be different all those decades ago

[ChaosMushrooms]

lol metric system

[Airbongo]

They also say "check" instead of "cheque".

[Freelix2000]

You bastard! That's my essay! You stole it!

[ChaosMushrooms]

u a punk tho

[Akomine (OP)]

"In Canada, provinces like Ontario and Saskatchewan have HEAVY American influences, therefore you see a lot of Favor and Color."

Nope.

[blacka_ch33ze]

He had to do it for the United Kingdom Mandatory Literacy Test (UKMLT). His topic was arguing that cheddar cheese is better than blue cheese.
Failure to pass the test means you statistically count towards the country's illiteracy and you are exiled to Australia or something.

Here is his paper:

A+

[hobbes13]

whats cheese?

[ChaosMushrooms]

:O

[blacka_ch33ze]

whats cheese?

cheese is cheese

[pizzaninjaz]

im from South Carolina and we say color

[Airbongo]

im from South Carolina and we say color

All Americans say color.

[ChaosMushrooms]

color? dat shit rong

[Akomine (OP)]

color? dat shit rong

roung*

[blacka_ch33ze]

color? dat shit rong

roung*

wroung*

[Light_Blue_Man]

Wrong*

[ChaosMushrooms]

lol lite blu nerd carnt spel

[blacka_ch33ze]

lol lite blu nerd carnt spel

a no wight?