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Plz say happy birthday to Ako-Fine
« on: 25 May 2015, 11:42:17 PM »
Today we commemorate the 25th anniversary of Ako's birth. He was conceived and subsequently born in a small northernmost Canadian village called Alert, in the province of Nunavut. Due to the superstitious nature of Alert residents, mainly caused by long and harsh winters and general isolation, Ako was proclaimed a devil baby and locked in a dungeon for 21 years, until he escaped to Ontario, his current place of residence.

Alert is located 12 km (7.5 mi) west of Cape Sheridan, the northeastern tip of Ellesmere Island, on the shore of the ice-covered Lincoln Sea. Alert lies just 817 km (508 mi) from the North Pole; the nearest Canadian city is Iqaluit, the capital of the territory of Nunavut, 2,092 km (1,300 mi) away.




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Re: Plz say happy birthday to Ako-Fine
« Reply #1 on: 26 May 2015, 12:23:00 AM »
I'll club a baby seal so we can feast on this occasion!

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Re: Plz say happy birthday to Ako-Fine
« Reply #2 on: 26 May 2015, 12:31:01 AM »
I'll hire a stripper for this occasion:
« Last Edit: 26 May 2015, 12:34:57 AM by TobTrev »


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Re: Plz say happy birthday to Ako-Fine
« Reply #3 on: 26 May 2015, 06:41:41 AM »
Happy Birthday!
Don't ask me how I found that. :)

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Re: Plz say happy birthday to Ako-Fine
« Reply #4 on: 26 May 2015, 06:54:47 AM »
Happy late birthday

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Re: Plz say happy birthday to Ako-Fine
« Reply #6 on: 26 May 2015, 09:36:51 AM »
Happy Birthday!
Don't ask me how I found that. :)

wut
The link. Why does nobody ever click the link!

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Re: Plz say happy birthday to Ako-Fine
« Reply #7 on: 26 May 2015, 09:12:23 PM »
Happy Birthday!
Don't ask me how I found that. :)

Lmao, what in the fuck. Why does this exist? Why is it so weird? Why is there a dog?

Thank you.

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Re: Plz say happy birthday to Ako-Fine
« Reply #8 on: 26 May 2015, 09:20:40 PM »
happy birthday
"ye boiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii" - JFK

John Coffey: I'm tired, boss. Tired of being on the road, lonely as a sparrow in the rain. I'm tired of never having a buddy to be with, to tell me where we's going to, coming from or why. Mostly, I'm tired of people being ugly to each other. I'm tired of all the pain I feel and hear in the world every day. There's too much of it. It's like pieces of glass in my head, all the time... Can you understand?" - The Green Mile

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Re: Plz say happy birthday to Ako-Fine
« Reply #9 on: 27 May 2015, 02:17:46 AM »
Happy birthday, Akers. <4
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Re: Plz say happy birthday to Ako-Fine
« Reply #10 on: 27 May 2015, 04:09:13 AM »
Happy birthday.

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Re: Plz say happy birthday to Ako-Fine
« Reply #11 on: 27 May 2015, 05:11:52 PM »
Happy Birthday, you sexy specimen of all that is man, you!

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Re: Plz say happy birthday to Ako-Fine
« Reply #12 on: 28 May 2015, 08:16:53 PM »
Thanks everyone :)

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Re: Plz say happy birthday to Ako-Fine
« Reply #13 on: 28 May 2015, 09:44:25 PM »
Wow you're fucking old.