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Lividup64

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My absurd dream
« on: 24 November 2016, 12:23:38 PM »
So, I had this fun dream where me and some other people were going to a Model United Nations conference somewhere in the countryside. When we arrived at some private school there were drinks and Angela Merkel was there. She put everyone in the group but me in a room and proceeded to gas them to death. These people were also poor. I was then kissing up to Angela Merkel and then I was in a green field with people shouting at me that I was dreaming telling me to jump high which is what I the  did.

Tl;Dr I went to this place and Angela Merkel was there and she gassed some peeps

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Re: My absurd dream
« Reply #1 on: 24 November 2016, 12:27:15 PM »
I beat you dreamed of eating Merkel's pussy out.




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Re: My absurd dream
« Reply #2 on: 24 November 2016, 02:44:45 PM »
Premonition of Holocaust 2.0

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Re: My absurd dream
« Reply #3 on: 13 March 2017, 04:33:44 AM »
Oooh, once I had a dream that I was trapped but then the dream shifted over to the Hunger Games, and you and I were two of the contestants, Livid, and the rest of the contestants were my in real life friends, but I died before anyone else did because my best friend strangled me to death. Then the dream ended. Another time I had a dream that you were playing the piano. That was pretty much the entire dream. You played one song called The Train Robbery by Kevin Olsen that I heard one time when I was seven, but I had forgotten about the song completely until you played it in my dream. Thank you for playing it in my dream, Livid! I will not forget it again now.


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Re: My absurd dream
« Reply #4 on: 13 March 2017, 08:12:28 AM »
I had a dream about the good ol days, 1500's in the american continent. My people crushing the natives into submission with the power of our swords and our boots. That and smallpox, that wiped most of the natives out, biological warfare man. Then we enslaved the rest until they rudely drove us out of Mexico in the 1800's, but we had our fun.