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You have to drink one, which do you choose?

Cold Cockroach Milk
2 (40%)
Warm Seahorse Milk
3 (60%)

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Offline KingNurtul (OP)

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Milk
« on: 23 August 2021, 02:18:00 PM »
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Re: Milk
« Reply #1 on: 23 August 2021, 03:16:44 PM »
I'll be honest I hate milk and prefer not to drink it. But if I was going to warm seems like the move. It would be like a warm hot chocolate or a nice warm tea. I feel like cold is fine but it's like ice cream and I might as well have ice cream at that point.
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Re: Milk
« Reply #2 on: 23 August 2021, 09:10:56 PM »
So there's a conundrum here.

The cockroach milk is concerning because cockroaches are strange and disgusting creatures, and I'm finding myself untrustworthy as to whether their milk is particularly sanitary. But... it's cold. Glorious cold milk. Milk should be served cold. Cold milk is delicious milk.

Then there's the seahorse. Male seahorses birth their young... so does that make them the milk-givers too? Are we drinking male seahorse milk? Do seahorses produce "milk?" Do cockroaches!? Assuming both do, in some fashion, seahorse milk seems safer to me. They are fish things, and humans eat food from the sea frequently, so nothing can possibly go wrong. It's the obvious milk choice. Except... the seahorse milk is warm. Ew, gross.

Cold cockroach milk wins.
« Last Edit: 23 August 2021, 09:13:15 PM by Akomine »

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