Author Topic: Rip Bob Saget  (Read 901 times)

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Rip Bob Saget
« on: 10 January 2022, 02:02:30 PM »

>be 12 years old
>watching full house
>sexy beast bob saget is talking to michelle about friendship
>cant stand it anymore takes shorts off
> but then bob saget jumps threw the tv
>glass everywhere
>bob is bleeding
> NO i think
>i run over to bob saget
>run phants bog saget
>but bob saget who do i run from? i gasp holding back tears cuddling bobs near dead body
>from him yells bob saget in agony
>bob dies in my arms as i cuddle hid dead body
>all of a sudden i smell a faint oniony smell
>its all ogre now
>shrek jumps threw the stained glass window carrying a briefcase
>more glass
>more blood
>shrek is bleeding and naked
>comere you kiddy don u want a real man?
>NO i yell choking on my tears
>YOU DID THIS TO BOB
>bob saget more like bob faget
>anger overcomes me
>i pick up my bob saget action doll and charge at shrek
>MY BODY BELONGS TO BOB SAGET
>HE WAS JUST WARNING ME OF YOU
>i lunge at shrek
>shrek doges and breaks open my dvd cabnet
>he eats all my fully house dvds
>YOU MONSTER i yell
>MWHAHAHAHA belts shrek
>shrek hits me with his briefcase
>i grab onto his suitcase
>varies bodily fluids and organs spell out
>NO NOT DOGGY STOMPER
>yes prior to meeting you i called that doggy son of a-
>doggys organs reform and standing there is a dire wolf
>NO belts shrek PLEASE SPARE ME
>doggy chomps shreks 48-incher and swallows it whole
>doggy walks over to bob saget and gives him a sloppy wet kiss
>bob saget jumps up looking sexyer than ever
> shreks dead corpse stands and his 49-incher grows back
>thank you my friends says shrek
>an evil presnce took over but handsome beat doggy saved my life
>than we had a foursome

the end
DOGGYSHREKBOBSAGETISLOVE DOGGYSHREKBOBSAGETISLIFE

but fr rip bob

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Re: Rip Bob Saget
« Reply #1 on: 13 January 2022, 04:59:54 PM »