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>be 12 years old>watching full house>sexy beast bob saget is talking to michelle about friendship>cant stand it anymore takes shorts off> but then bob saget jumps threw the tv>glass everywhere>bob is bleeding> NO i think>i run over to bob saget>run phants bog saget>but bob saget who do i run from? i gasp holding back tears cuddling bobs near dead body>from him yells bob saget in agony>bob dies in my arms as i cuddle hid dead body>all of a sudden i smell a faint oniony smell >its all ogre now>shrek jumps threw the stained glass window carrying a briefcase>more glass>more blood>shrek is bleeding and naked>comere you kiddy don u want a real man?>NO i yell choking on my tears >YOU DID THIS TO BOB>bob saget more like bob faget>anger overcomes me>i pick up my bob saget action doll and charge at shrek>MY BODY BELONGS TO BOB SAGET>HE WAS JUST WARNING ME OF YOU>i lunge at shrek >shrek doges and breaks open my dvd cabnet>he eats all my fully house dvds >YOU MONSTER i yell >MWHAHAHAHA belts shrek>shrek hits me with his briefcase>i grab onto his suitcase >varies bodily fluids and organs spell out>NO NOT DOGGY STOMPER >yes prior to meeting you i called that doggy son of a->doggys organs reform and standing there is a dire wolf>NO belts shrek PLEASE SPARE ME>doggy chomps shreks 48-incher and swallows it whole>doggy walks over to bob saget and gives him a sloppy wet kiss>bob saget jumps up looking sexyer than ever> shreks dead corpse stands and his 49-incher grows back>thank you my friends says shrek>an evil presnce took over but handsome beat doggy saved my life >than we had a foursomethe endDOGGYSHREKBOBSAGETISLOVE DOGGYSHREKBOBSAGETISLIFE