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Server off and on today (and yesterday)
« on: 30 January 2013, 11:36:47 AM »
Since last night, the server suddenly started experiencing some bizzare stuff, and we are working on getting it ironed out.
As such, the server will be on and off without warning, meaning you should understand that you might lose work.
We'll keep you posted.

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Re: Server off and on today (and yesterday)
« Reply #1 on: 31 January 2013, 10:06:30 AM »
I've smothered the server in bacon... We can only watch and see how it responds.
Occasionally we at the hosting service forget to feed our machines, last night saw our Control Panel break out of it's cage escape through the offices and tried to gnaw it's way into our fridge... We have since lured it back with cheesecake.

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Re: Server off and on today (and yesterday)
« Reply #2 on: 31 January 2013, 11:19:26 AM »
I've smothered the server in bacon... We can only watch and see how it responds.
Occasionally we at the hosting service forget to feed our machines, last night saw our Control Panel break out of it's cage escape through the offices and tried to gnaw it's way into our fridge... We have since lured it back with cheesecake.
U mad Bro ?

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Re: Server off and on today (and yesterday)
« Reply #3 on: 31 January 2013, 11:48:20 AM »
U mad Bro ?

It would depend on your view of 'mad', I have on occasion been called 'insane', 'crazy cat lady' and often asked if I have been 'smoking the herb of life', whether or not my cheesecake/bacon obsession is healthy - to which I've often thought... mentally healthy, physically maybe not, but then again no one gets to see what I look like as I cower away in my dark office cubicle answering tickets and repairing servers day in, day out. But hey, whatever keeps you going through the long, hard trials that lay waiting for you in life?  :o

On the bonus side, I decided I might join your little community and build a large house dedicated to the wonderful world of bacon, to which inside there will be several pieces of bacon dangling from item frames on the wall and a neat little sign underneath saying "Do not touch", upon approaching the bacon you will trigger a trap that will drop you into a pool of water, that will push you off a platform into a room encased in stone bricks and ... lava. Some seconds later the roof will disappear causing moar lava to poor in, the result is a meat popsicle heavily charred and ready to feed to my army of pigs. All the while you'll hear my manic laughing from somewhere nearby. Some call me 'mad', but you would love to be inside my head, if only for 5 mins, it's a laugh-riot 24/7.
« Last Edit: 31 January 2013, 11:55:43 AM by Draylynn »

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Re: Server off and on today (and yesterday)
« Reply #4 on: 31 January 2013, 12:11:14 PM »
Curiously, the bacon smothering seems to have done the trick..

I think we may be on to something here..

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Re: Server off and on today (and yesterday)
« Reply #5 on: 31 January 2013, 12:33:41 PM »
You guys know that each server we ship out we put stickers on the front of them that have plastic bubble-eyes and give them names...

I think your machine's called Jeremy.

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Re: Server off and on today (and yesterday)
« Reply #6 on: 31 January 2013, 01:04:32 PM »
So.. so it's fixed? Luvu Dray <3 Thank you guys soooo much for your hard work over the last couple days. I'd love to see this house when it's done. :)

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Re: Server off and on today (and yesterday)
« Reply #7 on: 31 January 2013, 01:11:29 PM »
On the bonus side, I decided I might join your little community and build a large house dedicated to the wonderful world of bacon, to which inside there will be several pieces of bacon dangling from item frames on the wall and a neat little sign underneath saying "Do not touch", upon approaching the bacon you will trigger a trap that will drop you into a pool of water, that will push you off a platform into a room encased in stone bricks and ... lava. Some seconds later the roof will disappear causing moar lava to poor in, the result is a meat popsicle heavily charred and ready to feed to my army of pigs. All the while you'll hear my manic laughing from somewhere nearby. Some call me 'mad', but you would love to be inside my head, if only for 5 mins, it's a laugh-riot 24/7.

That's my kind of style :P

But in all seriousness, thanks Dray, for all of your help.

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Re: Server off and on today (and yesterday)
« Reply #8 on: 31 January 2013, 02:05:59 PM »
U mad Bro ?

It would depend on your view of 'mad', I have on occasion been called 'insane', 'crazy cat lady' and often asked if I have been 'smoking the herb of life', whether or not my cheesecake/bacon obsession is healthy - to which I've often thought... mentally healthy, physically maybe not, but then again no one gets to see what I look like as I cower away in my dark office cubicle answering tickets and repairing servers day in, day out. But hey, whatever keeps you going through the long, hard trials that lay waiting for you in life?  :o

On the bonus side, I decided I might join your little community and build a large house dedicated to the wonderful world of bacon, to which inside there will be several pieces of bacon dangling from item frames on the wall and a neat little sign underneath saying "Do not touch", upon approaching the bacon you will trigger a trap that will drop you into a pool of water, that will push you off a platform into a room encased in stone bricks and ... lava. Some seconds later the roof will disappear causing moar lava to poor in, the result is a meat popsicle heavily charred and ready to feed to my army of pigs. All the while you'll hear my manic laughing from somewhere nearby. Some call me 'mad', but you would love to be inside my head, if only for 5 mins, it's a laugh-riot 24/7.

Verdict: Sanity lost.