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Banned... forever?
« on: 31 March 2013, 05:43:52 PM »
Yesterday I got banned from Villagecraft. The story is long, and I know I did something very wrong,  but I am terribly sorry and I hope that I will be forgiven.

                                                                                               I destroyed a village. I destroyed the village of Helm's Deep.



    So, yesterday I went on Villagecraft. I had a job at Helm's Deep. It was not a fun job, and it only paid $100 per hour. Scotty, A.K.A. Wolffman17, gave me $500 once I was employed. His instructions were often confusing and hard to understand. Apparently I was the baker, but Scotty never paid attention to me when I asked if I could harvest crops to cook. He didn't have pumpkins to bake into pie or wheat to make into bread, anyway. The only crops in the garden were Melons, Carrots, and potatoes. Most of the time I was just sitting around, because he never ordered me to do anything. When Scotty gave me $500, I thought that maybe Scotty was being generous and for the first hour I worked I got $500, but when two hours later when I asked for pay he said that he already paid me and I had another 3 hours of working. I was blown up by a creeper (Inside of Helm's Deep.) and Scotty didn't really show any concern to me. When I said I had iron gear, he said that he had a lot of iron in his mines. He did not show me where the mines were, though. Enraged, I quit my job. I turned to the wild to earn a living. I tried for a while, but couldn't find anything. Then I found a nice ravine. WITH DIAMONDS. But then I fell in lava and died, with four diamonds in my inventory! I went back to Helm's Deep and stole all Scotty's crops. I sold them and got money. I got bored, though, and that's when I destroyed the rest of Helm's Deep.

    I DON'T KNOW WHAT I WAS THINKING! Today I spent the whole day looking for a server. NOTHING was nearly as fun as Villagecraft! I am really, Really, REALLY sorry! I don't care what you do to me, whether you tempban me, jail me, or take my money, PLEASE don't permaban me! Humans make mistakes. I don't know about you, but I'm a human. PLEASE consider punishing me a different way. Please.

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Re: Banned... forever?
« Reply #1 on: 31 March 2013, 05:46:52 PM »
You got bored? LMAO GOOD LUCK LMFAO
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If you smoke my stash I will cut your dick off and feed it to my hounds so they get a good taste for your flesh. I will then set you free in the forest and give you a one day head start so my hounds get nice and hungry, then I will unleash them and they will hunt you and devour your flesh. hoe
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Also, if you do choose to hack VC in whatever method, I can get your IPs from the server log, and with more coding knowledge than most people here, I could easily and more importantly legally hack you back. And if you hack VC, I'll be cross. Don't try it.

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Re: Banned... forever?
« Reply #2 on: 31 March 2013, 05:55:41 PM »
You definately deserve a tempban, though I might let you have one more chance. If I do give you another chance, I am removing a large amount of your money and putting it into the negatives, and also tempbanning you or jailing you for however long. I recommend (If I do unban you) to read over the rules at /spawn.
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Re: Banned... forever?
« Reply #3 on: 31 March 2013, 05:58:47 PM »
PLEASE, Black. I promise it won't happen again!

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Re: Banned... forever?
« Reply #4 on: 31 March 2013, 06:13:46 PM »


                                                                                             



    So, yesterday I went on Villagecraft. I had a job at Helm's Deep. It was not a fun job, and it only paid $100 per hour. Scotty, A.K.A. Wolffman17, gave me $500 once I was employed. His instructions were often confusing and hard to understand. Apparently I was the baker, but Scotty never paid attention to me when I asked if I could harvest crops to cook. He didn't have pumpkins to bake into pie or wheat to make into bread, anyway. The only crops in the garden were Melons, Carrots, and potatoes. Most of the time I was just sitting around, because he never ordered me to do anything. When Scotty gave me $500, I thought that maybe Scotty was being generous and for the first hour I worked I got $500, but when two hours later when I asked for pay he said that he already paid me and I had another 3 hours of working. I was blown up by a creeper (Inside of Helm's Deep.) and Scotty didn't really show any concern to me. When I said I had iron gear, he said that he had a lot of iron in his mines. He did not show me where the mines were, though. Enraged, I quit my job. I turned to the wild to earn a living. I tried for a while, but couldn't find anything. Then I found a nice ravine. WITH DIAMONDS. But then I fell in lava and died, with four diamonds in my inventory! I went back to Helm's Deep and stole all Scotty's crops. I sold them and got money. I got bored, though, and that's when I destroyed the rest of Helm's Deep.

   
Don't think I got bored is good enough black...
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If you smoke my stash I will cut your dick off and feed it to my hounds so they get a good taste for your flesh. I will then set you free in the forest and give you a one day head start so my hounds get nice and hungry, then I will unleash them and they will hunt you and devour your flesh. hoe
-Airbongus

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I don't see why a little porn is dark but ok.

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Also, if you do choose to hack VC in whatever method, I can get your IPs from the server log, and with more coding knowledge than most people here, I could easily and more importantly legally hack you back. And if you hack VC, I'll be cross. Don't try it.

That is all
Luis, in all his badassery

I love the yearly reminders that Jan has much bigger balls than I do.

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Re: Banned... forever?
« Reply #5 on: 31 March 2013, 06:16:53 PM »
He appears to be sincere in his apology, is more the case, Sax.
I agree with giving him another chance, though a fine would definitely be suitable.


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Re: Banned... forever?
« Reply #6 on: 31 March 2013, 06:34:54 PM »
Sax, don't.

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Re: Banned... forever?
« Reply #7 on: 31 March 2013, 06:45:57 PM »
You got bored? LMAO GOOD LUCK LMFAO

Why are you posting here...with nothing relevant to the case?? Is it so hard for you to follow forum rules? You always fucking break them.

Sax has been temporarily banned from the forums for 3 days.




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Re: Banned... forever?
« Reply #8 on: 31 March 2013, 08:27:01 PM »
I am keeping my hopes up. I'm bored out of my mind right now, because I can't play Villagecraft. IF I get unbanned I will donate $20 if my mom lets me. I have the money.

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Re: Banned... forever?
« Reply #9 on: 31 March 2013, 09:37:35 PM »
I am keeping my hopes up. I'm bored out of my mind right now, because I can't play Villagecraft. IF I get unbanned I will donate $20 if my mom lets me. I have the money.

Mentioning donations doesn't help your odds of being unbanned, just saying.
Just wait until a decision has been made.


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Re: Banned... forever?
« Reply #10 on: 31 March 2013, 10:51:02 PM »
Don't try to bribe me, that kind of made me a bit more .. un-wanting to unban you. Though, the donation does seem nice :)

You are being UNBANNED!

But make sure nothing like this happens ever again... even small things. I will be watching you a long with the rest of the staff closely, make sure you don't blow it.

PUNISHMENTS:
Money - Set to -$10000

P.S - The money taken away is a high amount, but I was going to jail you for awhile. Instead of jailing you, I just took a larger amount of money away.
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