this thread is the sort of thread that would get together with you one day in a bar, make some sort of connection, and become your partner, after 2 years it would propose whilest on holiday in a private boat, with airplanes going past with banners on saying 'will you marry me'. after 12 years of being married and four children later.. you would be sitting with the family and the thread would for no reason, get up and start kicking your pet and throw 2 children out the window as the other 2 ran of in horror and then it would stab you 74 times in the chest then leave.
it would then go and cause the existance of justin bieber and push over a few bins in the nearest neighbourhood just to top things off.
thats how terrible this thread is.