Proof that god is real - Ex-atheist| Repent and be touched by Noodly

[Airbongo (OP)]

If you deny the existence of the Noodly Master, you will burn in hell forever...in boiling lakes of marinara sauce and acid Ragù.

[Airbongo (OP)]

[MossyPaws]

LOLOL.

[ThePandaWonder]

LOLOL.

YOU DARE SAY LOL TO OUR MASTER! BURN IN HELL

[Akomine]

Come, Holy Sauce, Giant Flailing Monster blest, and, in His meatballs, give us thy rest.

[Airbongo (OP)]

LOLOL.

YOU DARE SAY LOL TO OUR MASTER! BURN IN HELL

Don't bother...the infidel will burn in sauce hell.

[Airbongo (OP)]

Come, Holy Sauce, Giant Flailing Monster blest, and, in His meatballs, give us thy rest.

Amen.
For today's sermon, I would like to share the Gospel of the FSM. You can purchase our gospels for $11.99.
http://www.amazon.com/Gospel-Flying-Spaghetti-Monster/dp/0812976568

Any discussion of Evolution will eventually lead us to ourselves. Humans
have been around for as long as we can remember, and yet the Evolutionists
will tell you that we weren't. They will tell you that humans and chimpanzees
shared a common ancestor some five million years ago, and that
we "diverged" from that common ancestor and eventually invented the
space shuttle while chimpanzees were only able to invent "the stick." To
support this thesis, scientists tell us that we share 95 percent of our DNA
with chimpanzees, and yet we share 99.9 percent of our DNA with
Pirates.61 ask you, who is the more likely common ancestor? And are the
Pirates not the Chosen People of the FSM? Why do we spend so much
time talking about something that didn't happen, while the FSM is dangling
His Noodly Appendage right in front of our faces?

Fallacy: Emerging in adulthood, these teeth are thought to have
served as extra grinding surfaces for early man, who, before the advent
of proper dental care, would most likely have lost many of his teeth by
his mid-twenties.7
Fact: It is common knowledge that our Pirate ancestors ate a diet
much rougher and more manly than our diets today. Also, they tended
to carry their knives set deep in the back of their mouths.8 It is logical,
then, that they'd need extra teeth.

[ChaosMushrooms]

Oh your noodliness, bless me with your holy sauce and lay down the sacred garlic bread upon me. Anoodle

[Airbongo (OP)]

Oh your noodliness, bless me with your holy sauce and lay down the sacred garlic bread upon me. Anoodle

May you eat the best pasta in the afterlife.

[SirLogiC]

I know this is a late reply but just remembered this comic

[Tehroach]

lol, I would totally support FSM, if it weren't for the fact that my religion is better! hahaha
You do realise what the entire reason for FSM is?
... It is just to prove how retarded other Theists Isms are, in particular Islam and Christianity!

[Airbongo (OP)]

lol, I would totally support FSM, if it weren't for the fact that my religion is better! hahaha
You do realise what the entire reason for FSM is?
... It is just to prove how retarded other Theists Isms are, in particular Islam and Christianity!

[Tehroach]

lol, I would totally support FSM, if it weren't for the fact that my religion is better! hahaha
You do realise what the entire reason for FSM is?
... It is just to prove how retarded other Theists Isms are, in particular Islam and Christianity!

Umm doesn't this technically make me a believer?

[SirLogiC]

FSM was invented because a few years ago some ID proponents wanted religion in schools, but explicitly saying God in the books had been repeatedly knocked down as unconstitutional. As a way around that they pushed ID in a more pure form, the point being for people to infer that God was the one responsible for the ID (of course). So this kid invented the FSM and said that if they can believe that God was the one who did the ID work well he could also have his belief that it was the FSM that was responsible for intelligent design. It was inspired satire.

Intelligent design is one of the more retarded ideas still around, even multiple popes and the Vatican call it silly.

That said, please oh god of pasta, bless thy bolognese sauce so that it is thick and rich yet does not burn the tongue. Anoodle.

[Akomine]

FSM was invented because a few years ago some ID proponents wanted religion in schools, but explicitly saying God in the books had been repeatedly knocked down as unconstitutional. As a way around that they pushed ID in a more pure form, the point being for people to infer that God was the one responsible for the ID (of course). So this kid invented the FSM and said that if they can believe that God was the one who did the ID work well he could also have his belief that it was the FSM that was responsible for intelligent design. It was inspired satire.

Intelligent design is one of the more retarded ideas still around, even multiple popes and the Vatican call it silly.

That said, please oh god of pasta, bless thy bolognese sauce so that it is thick and rich yet does not burn the tongue. Anoodle.

Pastafarianism should be taught in schools as an equally plausible answer to evolution. R'Amen.