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Offline SirLogiC (OP)

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Science jokes!
« on: 2 July 2013, 01:14:43 PM »
Helium walks into a bar. The bartender says "Sorry, we don't serve noble gases in here!" Helium doesn't react.


Schrodinger is driving down the freeway when he gets pulled over by a cop. The cop tells him he has to do a routine inspection of the car. After looking in the boot the cop says to Schrodinger "Hey do you realize there is a dead cat in your boot?"
Schrodinger replies "I do now."



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Re: Science jokes!
« Reply #1 on: 2 July 2013, 01:21:49 PM »
I tried to find a good science joke...... But all the good ones argon.

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Re: Science jokes!
« Reply #2 on: 2 July 2013, 01:28:18 PM »

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Re: Science jokes!
« Reply #3 on: 2 July 2013, 01:33:48 PM »
Never trust an atom...they make up everything.




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« Reply #4 on: 2 July 2013, 01:55:39 PM »
I was going to post a joke about sodium, but then I thought.... "Na."

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Re: Science jokes!
« Reply #5 on: 2 July 2013, 06:14:10 PM »
Two guys walk into a bar. The first guy orders H2O. The second guy says, "I'll have H2O too".
The second guy dies.

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Re: Science jokes!
« Reply #6 on: 2 July 2013, 06:24:47 PM »
I told a chemistry joke, but there was no reaction.
A photon checks into a hotel, and is asked if he needs help with his luggage. He says, "No thanks, I'm travelling light."
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Re: Science jokes!
« Reply #7 on: 2 July 2013, 06:27:32 PM »
I tried to think of a science joke, but it seems all the good ones argon...

Also loving your use of the same website for these :P

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Re: Science jokes!
« Reply #8 on: 2 July 2013, 08:03:33 PM »
Two guys walk into a bar. The first guy orders H2O. The second guy says, "I'll have H2O too".
The second guy dies.
Hue, H2O2




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Re: Science jokes!
« Reply #9 on: 3 July 2013, 02:03:08 AM »
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Offline SirLogiC (OP)

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Re: Science jokes!
« Reply #10 on: 3 July 2013, 02:22:39 AM »
Two bytes are in a bar. One says to the other, "I'm not feeling that well. I think I have a parity error". The other byte responds, "I thought you looked a bit off!"

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Re: Science jokes!
« Reply #11 on: 3 July 2013, 02:33:16 AM »

Childhood remembrance?

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Re: Science jokes!
« Reply #12 on: 3 July 2013, 03:15:39 AM »
I tried to find a good science joke...... But all the good ones argon.


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Re: Science jokes!
« Reply #13 on: 3 July 2013, 09:10:51 AM »
Oxygen and Potassium were arguing in a bar. Potassium got up and KO'ed the oxygen. No one ever heard from them again.

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Re: Science jokes!
« Reply #14 on: 3 July 2013, 11:28:30 AM »


Childhood remembrance?
I used to love that show :'D




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Re: Science jokes!
« Reply #15 on: 3 July 2013, 12:01:57 PM »
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Childhood remembrance?

i ken 'splain this joke .. they're saying that the professor threw salicylic acid on his wife

they also made a side joke about organic chemistry, but it's not that important and sciency

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Re: Science jokes!
« Reply #16 on: 4 July 2013, 02:15:20 AM »


It amazes me that the Earth moves at 19miles/s (30 km/s). Every second, right now, you are moving 30,000 metres.


What's the difference between an engineer and a computer scientist?
The engineer thinks a kilobyte is around 1000 bytes, a computer scientist knows a kilometre is 1024 metres.

http://www.sanitarium.net/jokes/getjoke.cgi?59

An engineer, a physicist, and a mathematician are shown a pasture with a herd of sheep, and told to put them inside the smallest possible amount of fence. The engineer is first. He herds the sheep into a circle and then puts the fence around them, declaring, "A circle will use the least fence for a given area, so this is the best solution." The physicist is next. She creates a circular fence of infinite radius around the sheep, and then draws the fence tight around the herd, declaring, "This will give the smallest circular fence around the herd." The mathematician is last. After giving the problem a little thought, he puts a small fence around himself and then declares, "I define myself to be on the outside!"