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npcs being dickholes
« on: 8 July 2013, 06:39:35 PM »
why are my npc friends being so mean to me? i cant trade with them anymore for some reason :(

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Re: npcs being dickholes
« Reply #1 on: 8 July 2013, 07:35:22 PM »
they don't trade?
weird if they all do this I pretty sure find new friends.
and if that doesn't work kill them all.

and to help you kill...

kill, kill, kill. 8)

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Re: npcs being dickholes
« Reply #2 on: 8 July 2013, 07:40:32 PM »
they don't trade?
weird if they all do this I pretty sure find new friends.
and if that doesn't work kill them all.

and to help you kill...

kill, kill, kill. 8)
or i could breed them or get them into an iron golem farm... something more useful than just killing npcs when they're pretty rare and hard to get on survival servers :P
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Re: npcs being dickholes
« Reply #3 on: 8 July 2013, 08:11:59 PM »
It's cause you're black.

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Re: npcs being dickholes
« Reply #4 on: 8 July 2013, 08:33:45 PM »
villagers are black.
but I hate there squidward noise in 1.6.1

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Re: npcs being dickholes
« Reply #5 on: 8 July 2013, 08:53:43 PM »
they don't trade?
weird if they all do this I pretty sure find new friends.
and if that doesn't work kill them all.

and to help you kill...

kill, kill, kill. 8)
or i could breed them or get them into an iron golem farm... something more useful than just killing npcs when they're pretty rare and hard to get on survival servers :P
You can breed villagers? .. well ..
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Re: npcs being dickholes
« Reply #6 on: 8 July 2013, 09:15:56 PM »
yeah you put them in a room together and then there is the new squidward

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Re: npcs being dickholes
« Reply #7 on: 8 July 2013, 09:21:47 PM »
yeah you put them in a room together and then there is the new squidward
.. wow. Animals is one thing, lol.
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Re: npcs being dickholes
« Reply #8 on: 9 July 2013, 12:57:37 AM »
yeah you put them in a room together and then there is the new squidward
.. wow. Animals is one thing, lol.

When a mommy/daddy squidward loves another mommy/dady squidward (they are hermaphrodites) they go into a new house, have wild hermaphrodite sex and a few seconds later a new little squidward appears

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Re: npcs being dickholes
« Reply #9 on: 9 July 2013, 03:51:15 AM »
yeah you put them in a room together and then there is the new squidward
.. wow. Animals is one thing, lol.

When a mommy/daddy squidward loves another mommy/dady squidward (they are hermaphrodites) they go into a new house, have wild hermaphrodite sex and a few seconds later a new little squidward appears
well, I'm adding that to my signature.
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Re: npcs being dickholes
« Reply #10 on: 9 July 2013, 07:33:29 AM »
Lish have you traded with them like a bajilion times already? If so they will just refuse to sell you that particular item and make you click next trade.

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Re: npcs being dickholes
« Reply #11 on: 9 July 2013, 09:39:39 AM »
Lish have you traded with them like a bajilion times already? If so they will just refuse to sell you that particular item and make you click next trade.
yeah i have with one of them, the other only like 4 times... idk, ill just breed em and get some more with decent trades
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Re: npcs being dickholes
« Reply #12 on: 10 July 2013, 12:10:49 AM »
After 1.4 they made it so they refuse to trade after a while



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