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GTA 5 thoughts
« on: 9 October 2013, 04:05:27 PM »
So, I've played gta 5 and I know a lot of others have, what does everyone think of it?

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Re: GTA 5 thoughts
« Reply #1 on: 9 October 2013, 04:24:27 PM »
Great game. A little disappointed with the online but great game though.




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Re: GTA 5 thoughts
« Reply #2 on: 9 October 2013, 05:10:34 PM »
They've been working on it since before GTA IV and it shows.

The level of detail in dialogue, map design, and things to do is impressive. A lot of time has been put in to this game.

The graphics are quite good, and as this game has been in development for so damn long, you can let the fact that it is an old graphics engine slide. They've done such a good job with the old engine though; really taken it to its full potential, and it's refreshing to see. Smashed up cars and suspensions that still somehow drive, damaged helicopters that sputter out in mid air and then suddenly come back to life, and an all-round large sexy environment to play in.

The polish on the physics and handling engine for land, water, and air vehicles is awesome. (Exception: helicopters wobble too much for no reason.)
For the first time ever in the GTA series the city and landscape feels much more "alive"; AI are not just mechanical beings doing predictable and flawed movements and tasks like in past games. They can be very unpredictable, they are smarter, they actually go around doing things, and every random pedestrian on the street has emotions for you to toy with if you so desire (such as nudging them a few too many times, staring at them, pointing a combat rifle at them, saving them from their mugger, etc) to draw an interesting response (such as running, wanting to fight, swearing at you, or inviting an entire gang to come beat yo ass).

Cop chases are often intense and can be quite hard - I like that.

Guns pack a punch and are satisfying to use. However like all 3D GTA games, it is a fairly poor third person combat system. It works, and you can do fairly well with it, but it is still shit. Close encounters when you are not in 'hand-to-hand mode' are pathetically awkward. Rockstar really needs to just blatantly copy the fighting mechanics of the Uncharted games in many aspects.

Online is better than it has ever been, and I haven't explored it deeply enough yet, but apparently you can eventually start setting up bank heists with your friends and shit and whatnot. Online has quite a few problems right now, but overall it is addicting and fun. I often stay up rilleh late on GTA Online.

Lastly, you can drink booze and smoke weed in this game. That is all.


PS: I am a better getaway driver than Airbo.

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Re: GTA 5 thoughts
« Reply #3 on: 9 October 2013, 05:25:23 PM »
They've been working on it since before GTA IV and it shows.

The level of detail in dialogue, map design, and things to do is impressive. A lot of time has been put in to this game.

The graphics are quite good, and as this game has been in development for so damn long, you can let the fact that it is an old graphics engine slide. They've done such a good job with the old engine though; really taken it to its full potential, and it's refreshing to see. Smashed up cars and suspensions that still somehow drive, damaged helicopters that sputter out in mid air and then suddenly come back to life, and an all-round large sexy environment to play in.

The polish on the physics and handling engine for land, water, and air vehicles is awesome. (Exception: helicopters wobble too much for no reason.)
For the first time ever in the GTA series the city and landscape feels much more "alive"; AI are not just mechanical beings doing predictable and flawed movements and tasks like in past games. They can be very unpredictable, they are smarter, they actually go around doing things, and every random pedestrian on the street has emotions for you to toy with if you so desire (such as nudging them a few too many times, staring at them, pointing a combat rifle at them, saving them from their mugger, etc) to draw an interesting response (such as running, wanting to fight, swearing at you, or inviting an entire gang to come beat yo ass).

Cop chases are often intense and can be quite hard - I like that.

Guns pack a punch and are satisfying to use. However like all 3D GTA games, it is a fairly poor third person combat system. It works, and you can do fairly well with it, but it is still shit. Close encounters when you are not in 'hand-to-hand mode' are pathetically awkward. Rockstar really needs to just blatantly copy the fighting mechanics of the Uncharted games in many aspects.

Online is better than it has ever been, and I haven't explored it deeply enough yet, but apparently you can eventually start setting up bank heists with your friends and shit and whatnot. Online has quite a few problems right now, but overall it is addicting and fun. I often stay up rilleh late on GTA Online.

Lastly, you can drink booze and smoke weed in this game. That is all.


PS: I am a better getaway driver than Airbo.
Nigga plz, I'm like a white Franklin when it comes to getaway driving.




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Re: GTA 5 thoughts
« Reply #4 on: 9 October 2013, 06:17:57 PM »
cool

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Re: GTA 5 thoughts
« Reply #5 on: 9 October 2013, 09:38:32 PM »
They've been working on it since before GTA IV and it shows.

The level of detail in dialogue, map design, and things to do is impressive. A lot of time has been put in to this game.

The graphics are quite good, and as this game has been in development for so damn long, you can let the fact that it is an old graphics engine slide. They've done such a good job with the old engine though; really taken it to its full potential, and it's refreshing to see. Smashed up cars and suspensions that still somehow drive, damaged helicopters that sputter out in mid air and then suddenly come back to life, and an all-round large sexy environment to play in.

The polish on the physics and handling engine for land, water, and air vehicles is awesome. (Exception: helicopters wobble too much for no reason.)
For the first time ever in the GTA series the city and landscape feels much more "alive"; AI are not just mechanical beings doing predictable and flawed movements and tasks like in past games. They can be very unpredictable, they are smarter, they actually go around doing things, and every random pedestrian on the street has emotions for you to toy with if you so desire (such as nudging them a few too many times, staring at them, pointing a combat rifle at them, saving them from their mugger, etc) to draw an interesting response (such as running, wanting to fight, swearing at you, or inviting an entire gang to come beat yo ass).

Cop chases are often intense and can be quite hard - I like that.

Guns pack a punch and are satisfying to use. However like all 3D GTA games, it is a fairly poor third person combat system. It works, and you can do fairly well with it, but it is still shit. Close encounters when you are not in 'hand-to-hand mode' are pathetically awkward. Rockstar really needs to just blatantly copy the fighting mechanics of the Uncharted games in many aspects.

Online is better than it has ever been, and I haven't explored it deeply enough yet, but apparently you can eventually start setting up bank heists with your friends and shit and whatnot. Online has quite a few problems right now, but overall it is addicting and fun. I often stay up rilleh late on GTA Online.

Lastly, you can drink booze and smoke weed in this game. That is all.


PS: I am a better getaway driver than Airbo.
Nigga plz, I'm like a white Franklin when it comes to getaway driving.
You mean Mexican Franklin....

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Re: GTA 5 thoughts
« Reply #6 on: 9 October 2013, 09:39:40 PM »
They've been working on it since before GTA IV and it shows.

The level of detail in dialogue, map design, and things to do is impressive. A lot of time has been put in to this game.

The graphics are quite good, and as this game has been in development for so damn long, you can let the fact that it is an old graphics engine slide. They've done such a good job with the old engine though; really taken it to its full potential, and it's refreshing to see. Smashed up cars and suspensions that still somehow drive, damaged helicopters that sputter out in mid air and then suddenly come back to life, and an all-round large sexy environment to play in.

The polish on the physics and handling engine for land, water, and air vehicles is awesome. (Exception: helicopters wobble too much for no reason.)
For the first time ever in the GTA series the city and landscape feels much more "alive"; AI are not just mechanical beings doing predictable and flawed movements and tasks like in past games. They can be very unpredictable, they are smarter, they actually go around doing things, and every random pedestrian on the street has emotions for you to toy with if you so desire (such as nudging them a few too many times, staring at them, pointing a combat rifle at them, saving them from their mugger, etc) to draw an interesting response (such as running, wanting to fight, swearing at you, or inviting an entire gang to come beat yo ass).

Cop chases are often intense and can be quite hard - I like that.

Guns pack a punch and are satisfying to use. However like all 3D GTA games, it is a fairly poor third person combat system. It works, and you can do fairly well with it, but it is still shit. Close encounters when you are not in 'hand-to-hand mode' are pathetically awkward. Rockstar really needs to just blatantly copy the fighting mechanics of the Uncharted games in many aspects.

Online is better than it has ever been, and I haven't explored it deeply enough yet, but apparently you can eventually start setting up bank heists with your friends and shit and whatnot. Online has quite a few problems right now, but overall it is addicting and fun. I often stay up rilleh late on GTA Online.

Lastly, you can drink booze and smoke weed in this game. That is all.


PS: I am a better getaway driver than Airbo.

This is an amazing and indepth review of gtw v, great job ako! I agree with you on all points made. I haven't tried the online yet but I will check tonight to see how it plays with other players around.

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Re: GTA 5 thoughts
« Reply #7 on: 9 October 2013, 10:10:00 PM »
I've been playing online and it's not super amazing at the moment but it's fun.
It gets a little annoying how people fuck with everyone without cause. I won't try to kill anyone until they try to kill ll me.

My favorite part of playing GTA is the driving and in GTA 5 it's sooooo much better.

My absolute disappointment with this game is creating an online character. It's a fucking joke.

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Re: GTA 5 thoughts
« Reply #8 on: 9 October 2013, 11:03:42 PM »
I've been playing online and it's not super amazing at the moment but it's fun.
It gets a little annoying how people fuck with everyone without cause. I won't try to kill anyone until they try to kill ll me.

My favorite part of playing GTA is the driving and in GTA 5 it's sooooo much better.

My absolute disappointment with this game is creating an online character. It's a fucking joke.
now you make me sad that I can't play it...
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Re: GTA 5 thoughts
« Reply #9 on: 9 October 2013, 11:09:56 PM »
I wish you could play it Sax. ):
I've been sick lately so I have all the time in the world to play it.

I guess I do kill people when they have bounties on their heads... I'm so lonely though because people play it on the PS3 and I got it for the 360.

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« Reply #10 on: 9 October 2013, 11:12:19 PM »
I wish you could play it Sax. ):
I've been sick lately so I have all the time in the world to play it.

I guess I do kill people when they have bounties on their heads... I'm so lonely though because people play it on the PS3 and I got it for the 360.
if there were NO FUCKING PROSTITUTES. Tanks tho jan
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If you smoke my stash I will cut your dick off and feed it to my hounds so they get a good taste for your flesh. I will then set you free in the forest and give you a one day head start so my hounds get nice and hungry, then I will unleash them and they will hunt you and devour your flesh. hoe
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Re: GTA 5 thoughts
« Reply #11 on: 9 October 2013, 11:30:50 PM »
I wish you could play it Sax. ):
I've been sick lately so I have all the time in the world to play it.

I guess I do kill people when they have bounties on their heads... I'm so lonely though because people play it on the PS3 and I got it for the 360.
I've got the 360 version jan, I could play with you.

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Re: GTA 5 thoughts
« Reply #12 on: 10 October 2013, 12:09:02 AM »
I wish you could play it Sax. ):
I've been sick lately so I have all the time in the world to play it.

I guess I do kill people when they have bounties on their heads... I'm so lonely though because people play it on the PS3 and I got it for the 360.

Jan, sell dat 360 and buy a PS3 and join me and Akock. Ako found a used PS3 at a great price (like 150 bucks). You can probably find a similar deal!




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Re: GTA 5 thoughts
« Reply #13 on: 10 October 2013, 12:14:45 AM »
I have a PS3 and I still got it for the 360 haha...
What's your gamertag, Josh?

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« Reply #14 on: 10 October 2013, 12:24:53 AM »
I have a PS3 and I still got it for the 360 haha...
What's your gamertag, Josh?
wtf??!! omg buy GTA5 for PS3 and play with us




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Re: GTA 5 thoughts
« Reply #15 on: 10 October 2013, 09:36:28 AM »
play wit me jan i own butthole



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