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Painful shit
« on: 20 October 2013, 05:40:04 PM »
I just took the most painful shit I have ever taken. It made me sweat and my anus bled a little. Just thought you all deserved to know that.
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Re: Painful shit
« Reply #1 on: 20 October 2013, 05:57:43 PM »
Eat some fiber one bars. Those things are fucking delicious and good for your digestive system.
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« Reply #2 on: 20 October 2013, 06:51:41 PM »
Metamucil is good too, wiping becomes a courtesy.
Sorry about your painful shit may I ask what color the turds were?
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Re: Painful shit
« Reply #3 on: 20 October 2013, 08:06:30 PM »
Quote from: JANUARYJONES on 20 October 2013, 06:51:41 PM
Metamucil is good too, wiping becomes a courtesy.
Sorry about your painful shit may I ask what color the turds were?
Lol I ate green chorizo so they were fucking green. Nasty green colour.
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Re: Painful shit
« Reply #4 on: 21 October 2013, 02:54:19 AM »
If it was chipolta you could use Chipolta Away (from south park) and ermm Turd heh i having heard anyone say that in a few years they just said Poop poo or Shit
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