I'm higher than a Nepalese Sherpa about to initiate the ascent from base camp to the summit. And the Everest is at 8848 meters. For u americunts, metric system deniers, is REALLY fucking high.
I'm higher than a Buddhist who just got reincarnated as the Dalai Lama.
I'm higher than Sylvester Stallone when he re-purchased his dog with the profits from Rocky I.
I'm higher than Jesus after drinking 4 liters of water and then turning them into wine in his stomach.
I'm higher than Ako when he shoots up heroin and smokes crack.
I'm higherthan a Chinese businessman after signing a 2 billion Canadian dollar contract (5512436055.74 Chinese Yen). Much honour to famiry, make mother proud.
I'm higher than your mothers after I fuck them.
I'm higher than this guy: