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Chaos wrote an essay
« on: 8 March 2014, 11:12:36 AM »
He had to do it for the United Kingdom Mandatory Literacy Test (UKMLT). His topic was arguing that cheddar cheese is better than blue cheese.
Failure to pass the test means you statistically count towards the country's illiteracy and you are exiled to Australia or something.

Here is his paper:
« Last Edit: 8 March 2014, 12:28:30 PM by Akomine »

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Re: Chaos wrote an essay
« Reply #1 on: 8 March 2014, 11:18:46 AM »
This is true, guys.

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Re: Chaos wrote an essay
« Reply #2 on: 8 March 2014, 11:40:05 AM »
This is true, guys.

Wtf how you do gramar and speling now?

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Re: Chaos wrote an essay
« Reply #3 on: 8 March 2014, 11:47:45 AM »
if i press keys really hard they type correctly. but i dont usually slam down on them when normally typing

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Re: Chaos wrote an essay
« Reply #4 on: 8 March 2014, 12:27:49 PM »
if i press keys really hard they type correctly. but i dont usually slam down on them when normally typing

fucking slacker

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Re: Chaos wrote an essay
« Reply #5 on: 8 March 2014, 12:39:57 PM »
u a pusi

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Re: Chaos wrote an essay
« Reply #6 on: 9 March 2014, 12:00:10 AM »
...and you are exiled to Australia or something.

Fuck off ya fuckin dopey c*nt we got fuckin good spelling here ya pricks can't even spell colour right were fuckin full

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Re: Chaos wrote an essay
« Reply #7 on: 9 March 2014, 03:28:38 AM »
ooh burn

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Re: Chaos wrote an essay
« Reply #8 on: 9 March 2014, 03:14:57 PM »
...and you are exiled to Australia or something.

Fuck off ya fuckin dopey c*nt we got fuckin good spelling here ya pricks can't even spell colour right were fuckin full
Canadians spell it "colour", not "color". Only Americunts say color I think.




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Re: Chaos wrote an essay
« Reply #9 on: 9 March 2014, 04:03:16 PM »
...and you are exiled to Australia or something.

Fuck off ya fuckin dopey c*nt we got fuckin good spelling here ya pricks can't even spell colour right were fuckin full
Canadians spell it "colour", not "color". Only Americunts say color I think.


Indeed. I googled it, and someone on Yahoo had answered it with this.
Quote from: Ant - Yahoo Forums
'U-or'
- Commonwealth countries
- Canada
- United Kingdom
- Australia
- Hong Kong
- Former British Colonies

'Or'
- US
- Taiwan

those are the major lists. But it various. In Canada, provinces like Ontario and Saskatchewan have HEAVY American influences, therefore you see a lot of Favor and Color. In places like Australia and Hong Kong, they are too far to have HEAVY American influences, although there are, but they are VERY minor.
Source(s):
Been there, done that.

Also, the red ones are not countries in themselves, but a large group of them. Nearly everyone says "colour", it's just the Americans trying to be different all those decades ago :P

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Re: Chaos wrote an essay
« Reply #10 on: 9 March 2014, 04:43:52 PM »
lol metric system

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Re: Chaos wrote an essay
« Reply #11 on: 9 March 2014, 04:46:01 PM »
They also say "check" instead of "cheque".




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Re: Chaos wrote an essay
« Reply #12 on: 9 March 2014, 04:48:42 PM »
You bastard! That's my essay! You stole it!

Screw that, the brand on your ass takes priority since it has a physical manifestation. You belong to me, mother trucker.
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Re: Chaos wrote an essay
« Reply #13 on: 9 March 2014, 05:04:23 PM »
u a punk tho

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Re: Chaos wrote an essay
« Reply #14 on: 9 March 2014, 06:18:10 PM »
"In Canada, provinces like Ontario and Saskatchewan have HEAVY American influences, therefore you see a lot of Favor and Color."

Nope.

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Re: Chaos wrote an essay
« Reply #15 on: 10 March 2014, 12:34:42 AM »
He had to do it for the United Kingdom Mandatory Literacy Test (UKMLT). His topic was arguing that cheddar cheese is better than blue cheese.
Failure to pass the test means you statistically count towards the country's illiteracy and you are exiled to Australia or something.

Here is his paper:

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Re: Chaos wrote an essay
« Reply #16 on: 10 March 2014, 03:36:55 PM »
whats cheese?

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Re: Chaos wrote an essay
« Reply #17 on: 10 March 2014, 05:11:03 PM »
:O

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Re: Chaos wrote an essay
« Reply #19 on: 11 March 2014, 04:19:24 PM »
im from South Carolina and we say color
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Re: Chaos wrote an essay
« Reply #20 on: 11 March 2014, 04:30:09 PM »
im from South Carolina and we say color
All Americans say color.




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Re: Chaos wrote an essay
« Reply #21 on: 11 March 2014, 05:18:53 PM »
color? dat shit rong

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Re: Chaos wrote an essay
« Reply #22 on: 11 March 2014, 08:44:38 PM »

Ako is gay and has superaids - Air

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Re: Chaos wrote an essay
« Reply #24 on: 11 March 2014, 09:00:17 PM »
Wrong*

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Re: Chaos wrote an essay
« Reply #25 on: 12 March 2014, 02:46:00 AM »
lol lite blu nerd carnt spel

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Re: Chaos wrote an essay
« Reply #26 on: 12 March 2014, 06:09:59 PM »
lol lite blu nerd carnt spel
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