You totally need to watch this

[ChaosMushrooms (OP)]

http://blog.petflow.com/this-is-a-video-everyone-needs-to-see-for-the-first-time-in-my-life-im-speechless/

[Airbongo]

I've always hated parents who get their little kids fucking ipads and iphones. I hate seeing little fucking 10 year olds with an iphone or iPad. I'm glad I got to grow playing outside. My parents never even limited my gaming time, I just enjoyed riding my bike with my friends or playing soccer and shit. I've talked about this with lots of people, specially those with young siblings. Kids nowadays spend a retarded amount of time on Facebook or playing video games and rarely even go out anymore. I played video games a lot while growing up but I always tried to go outside as much as I could.

Don't even get me started about Shitbook. Only reason I even made a profile was to stay in touch with my friends after I moved to another state. I only added like 150 people and even then, I can't stand the feed of shallow stupid bullshit people post.

Top 5 types of FB posts I hate:

- A girl (sometimes dudes do it too but mostly girls) posting a pic and captioning it "omg im so ugly" which translates to "I know I am attractive and I am fishing for compliments because my self esteem is that low and I need approval".

- Dumb fucks who think they are motherfucking Pablo Neruda or Edgar Allan Poe and constantly post retarded "deep" bullshit and poems. It is particularly annoying when in real life, you know the person is the most annoying and shallow fucktard you've ever had the disgrace of knowing.

- Passive aggressive comments made by people who don't have the balls to just confront the person in real life.

- Faggots who post Instagram selfies with shitty fucking filters and feel like photographers #selfportait #yolo. As a photographer, this annoys me a lot, no one cares about your nasty ass selfie with a "vintage" filter and extreme fucking vignetting. If you are serious about photography, and you want people to actually appreciate your pics, then post on sites like 500px and if your shit is good, you can even make some moola. I'm talking about good pics, though, not fucking selfies with 1 click filter effects. There's way too many fuckers posting Instagram worthy pics to 500px, thinking they are good. and ditch the fucking smartphone, a smartphone's picture quality doesn't even get close to a DSLR. Megapixels don't mean shit, there are lots of other factors which define image quality.

- Religious propaganda bullshit, specially hate mongering like anti-gay propaganda. You are entitled to your crazy fucking beliefs (even if they are based on a bat shit crazy fucking book which condones rape, slavery, etc...and constantly contradicts itself) but you aren't entitled to spread hate and hurt other people just because your book doesn't agree with their lifestyle.

These are the main reasons why I don't use shitbook.

[luisc99]

#selfportait

Thats much to intellectual for the internet, which is why they invented the word #selfie... And then made about it. Worst part is, I don't know if I should try and be one of the few in my generation to not alert the world of their every move, or if I should start simply to keep up with society. Or if I should stay as I am, where neither side of my double triple life knows about the other

There is no hope for humanity. And yes, you may quote me on that



Fun fact about Luis: I have never takes a "selfie", and was given a look of absolute disgust by my sister when I told her


EDIT: Dangit air, now you got me browsing YouTube to listen to all the songs I listed to when I was younger, only to find most are older than me.

[ChaosMushrooms (OP)]

I've always hated parents who get their little kids fucking ipads and iphones. I hate seeing little fucking 10 year olds with an iphone or iPad. I'm glad I got to grow playing outside. My parents never even limited my gaming time, I just enjoyed riding my bike with my friends or playing soccer and shit. I've talked about this with lots of people, specially those with young siblings. Kids nowadays spend a retarded amount of time on Facebook or playing video games and rarely even go out anymore. I played video games a lot while growing up but I always tried to go outside as much as I could.

Don't even get me started about Shitbook. Only reason I even made a profile was to stay in touch with my friends after I moved to another state. I only added like 150 people and even then, I can't stand the feed of shallow stupid bullshit people post.

Top 5 types of FB posts I hate:

- A girl (sometimes dudes do it too but mostly girls) posting a pic and captioning it "omg im so ugly" which translates to "I know I am attractive and I am fishing for compliments because my self esteem is that low and I need approval".

- Dumb fucks who think they are motherfucking Pablo Neruda or Edgar Allan Poe and constantly post retarded "deep" bullshit and poems. It is particularly annoying when in real life, you know the person is the most annoying and shallow fucktard you've ever had the disgrace of knowing.

- Passive aggressive comments made by people who don't have the balls to just confront the person in real life.

- Faggots who post Instagram selfies with shitty fucking filters and feel like photographers #selfportait #yolo. As a photographer, this annoys me a lot, no one cares about your nasty ass selfie with a "vintage" filter and extreme fucking vignetting. If you are serious about photography, and you want people to actually appreciate your pics, then post on sites like 500px and if your shit is good, you can even make some moola. I'm talking about good pics, though, not fucking selfies with 1 click filter effects. There's way too many fuckers posting Instagram worthy pics to 500px, thinking they are good. and ditch the fucking smartphone, a smartphone's picture quality doesn't even get close to a DSLR. Megapixels don't mean shit, there are lots of other factors which define image quality.

- Religious propaganda bullshit, specially hate mongering like anti-gay propaganda. You are entitled to your crazy fucking beliefs (even if they are based on a bat shit crazy fucking book which condones rape, slavery, etc...and constantly contradicts itself) but you aren't entitled to spread hate and hurt other people just because your book doesn't agree with their lifestyle.

These are the main reasons why I don't use shitbook.

You forgot "like or comment for Jesus, ignore for Satan to kill your family."

[SirLogiC]

I used to go out all the time as a kid. I don't have a faecebook account and I just don't like that "smart technology". I use smilies a lot when communicating online because it helps to convey emotion, which technology is really bad at. Text is fine for sarcasm though, probably why the Internet is so bad with it. I used to go tadpoling in winter with my brother. Fishing was fun too but we didn't live near water so that was hard. I liked gardening too, well more I like green and seeing growing things. Pity I rent now, otherwise I still would.

Also Air you forgot "Like if your swag #yolo" style comments. Grammar used to be a thing

[Akomine]

I used to go out all the time as a kid. I don't have a faecebook account and I just don't like that "smart technology". I use smilies a lot when communicating online because it helps to convey emotion, which technology is really bad at. Text is fine for sarcasm though, probably why the Internet is so bad with it. I used to go tadpoling in winter with my brother. Fishing was fun too but we didn't live near water so that was hard. I liked gardening too, well more I like green and seeing growing things. Pity I rent now, otherwise I still would.

Also Air you forgot "Like if your swag #yolo" style comments. Grammar used to be a thing

lul

[Airbongo]

I used to go out all the time as a kid. I don't have a faecebook account and I just don't like that "smart technology". I use smilies a lot when communicating online because it helps to convey emotion, which technology is really bad at. Text is fine for sarcasm though, probably why the Internet is so bad with it. I used to go tadpoling in winter with my brother. Fishing was fun too but we didn't live near water so that was hard. I liked gardening too, well more I like green and seeing growing things. Pity I rent now, otherwise I still would.

Also Air you forgot "Like if your swag #yolo" style comments. Grammar used to be a thing

Hehe I enjoy gardening too...

[ChaosMushrooms (OP)]

I used to play out as a kid but then I moved and became anti social.

[PickleDefender]

Thank you for sharing this! The people who say #YOLO forget one thing. You do only live once...