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« on: 31 July 2014, 06:21:12 PM »
BE 14 YEARS OLD
BE 14 YEARS OLD
BE PLAYING MINECRAFT
GETS BANNED FOR NO REASON ON FAVORITE SERVER
PRAYS TO SHREK TO GET REVENGE
MEANWHILE AT ADMINS HOUSE
BE FAT AND LAZY AND 200 YEARS OLD (JAN IS 300)
SMELLS FUNNY STRANGE ONION SMELL
SHREK CRASHES THREW THE CEILING
ITS ALL OGRE NOW
SHREK PUNCHES ADMIN IN STOMACH
ADMIN BENDS DOWN  AND RIPS OFF PANTS AND UNDERWEAR
SHOVES HAND THREW BUTTHOLE
GRABS LIVER
TEARS OUT LIVER VIA BUTTHOLE
SHOVES ONIONADE THREW BUTTHOLE
BLOWS UP ADMIN
OGRKEEL SHOUTS OUR MIGHTY HANDSOME OGRELORD SHREK
https://www.google.com/url?sa=i&rct=j&q=&esrc=s&source=images&cd=&docid=xEpvp-LggO7I4M&tbnid=kjIpoH-zc-q2yM:&ved=0CAUQjRw&url=http%3A%2F%2Four-divine-ogrelord.tumblr.com%2Fpage%2F2&ei=Xr_aU_vqLoW0yATa5oHACQ&psig=AFQjCNHHpUPW-jYlBV8Q7nfJvBXJM8vfqA&ust=1406931132966099

thank you for taking your time to read my ban appeal/sherk fanfiction - A Broger
PS ADMINS THIS WHAT WILL HAPPEN TO YOU IF U DONT UNBAN ME SHREK IS LOVE SHREK IS LIFE http://www.google.com/imgres?imgurl=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.dvdactive.com%2Fimages%2Freviews%2Fscreenshot%2F2005%2F11%2Fshrek202.jpg&imgrefurl=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.dvdactive.com%2Freviews%2Fdvd%2Fshrek-2-double-disc-edition.html&h=303&w=565&tbnid=51uOqMPrUU36VM%3A&zoom=1&docid=StT2UudK0fKLPM&ei=E8DaU5TDEMyqyATxyILwCg&tbm=isch&ved=0CDYQMygDMAM&iact=rc&uact=3&dur=268&page=1&start=0&ndsp=16
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« Reply #1 on: 31 July 2014, 06:24:23 PM »
>It's all ogre now




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« Reply #2 on: 31 July 2014, 06:28:17 PM »
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« Reply #3 on: 31 July 2014, 06:44:49 PM »
Shrek'd

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« Reply #4 on: 31 July 2014, 06:47:04 PM »
Boom's POV of what happened:

>I was only 9 years old
>I loved Doggy so much, I had all the Wow and Such's
>I pray to Doggy every night before bed, thanking him for the life I've been given
>"Doggy is Wow" I say; "Doggy such God"
>My dad hears me and calls me a faggot
>I know he was just jealous of my devotion for Doggy
>I called him a cunt
>He slaps me and sends me to go to sleep
>I'm crying now, and my face hurts
>I lay in bed and it's really cold
>Suddenly, a warmth is moving towards me
>It's Doggy
>I am so happy

>He whispers into my ear "Such dumbass. Much ban. Wow"
>He grabs me with his powerful paws and puts me down onto my hands and knees
>I'm ready
>I show my ass-cheeks for Doggy
>He spanks my cheeks
>It hurts so much but I do it for Doggy
>I can feel my butt tearing as my eyes start to water
>I push against his force
>I want to help Doggy
>He barks in a mighty "WOOF" as he makes my butt red with his paddle
>My dad walks in
>Doggy looks him straight in the eyes and says "Such fagot. Much banned"
>Doggy leaves through my window
>Doggy is love. Doggy is life
« Last Edit: 31 July 2014, 06:57:45 PM by Airborne101st45 »
my heart broken and none of you care

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« Reply #6 on: 31 July 2014, 07:10:05 PM »

>be 12 years old
>watching full house
>sexy beast bob saget is talking to michelle about friendship
>cant stand it anymore takes shorts off
> but then bob saget jumps threw the tv
>glass everywhere
>bob is bleeding
> NO i think
>i run over to bob saget
>run phants bog saget
>but bob saget who do i run from? i gasp holding back tears cuddling bobs near dead body
>from him yells bob saget in agony
>bob dies in my arms as i cuddle hid dead body
>all of a sudden i smell a faint oniony smell
>its all ogre now
>shrek jumps threw the stained glass window carrying a briefcase
>more glass
>more blood
>shrek is bleeding and naked
>comere you kiddy don u want a real man?
>NO i yell choking on my tears
>YOU DID THIS TO BOB
>bob saget more like bob faget
>anger overcomes me
>i pick up my bob saget action doll and charge at shrek
>MY BODY BELONGS TO BOB SAGET
>HE WAS JUST WARNING ME OF YOU
>i lunge at shrek
>shrek doges and breaks open my dvd cabnet
>he eats all my fully house dvds
>YOU MONSTER i yell
>MWHAHAHAHA belts shrek
>shrek hits me with his briefcase
>i grab onto his suitcase
>varies bodily fluids and organs spell out
>NO NOT DOGGY STOMPER
>yes prior to meeting you i called that doggy son of a-
>doggys organs reform and standing there is a dire wolf
>NO belts shrek PLEASE SPARE ME
>doggy chomps shreks 48-incher and swallows it whole
>doggy walks over to bob saget and gives him a sloppy wet kiss
>bob saget jumps up looking sexyer than ever
> shreks dead corpse stands and his 49-incher grows back
>thank you my friends says shrek
>an evil presnce took over but handsome beat doggy saved my life
>than we had a foursome

the end
DOGGYSHREKBOBSAGETISLOVE DOGGYSHREKBOBSAGETISLIFE
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