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Offline Jzzkc (OP)

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Pick up Lines
« on: 21 August 2014, 09:17:51 PM »
Post pick up lines here. GO!
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Re: Pick up Lines
« Reply #1 on: 21 August 2014, 09:48:12 PM »
Hey girl, fancy a bit of the old in-n-out?
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Re: Pick up Lines
« Reply #2 on: 21 August 2014, 10:31:05 PM »
Hey girl u got a mirror in ur pocket because i can see me in ur pants  ;)
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« Reply #3 on: 21 August 2014, 10:36:02 PM »
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Re: Pick up Lines
« Reply #4 on: 22 August 2014, 12:25:45 AM »
Hey baby, are you a parking ticket? Cause you got fine written all over you. I had another but I forgot it :c
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If you smoke my stash I will cut your dick off and feed it to my hounds so they get a good taste for your flesh. I will then set you free in the forest and give you a one day head start so my hounds get nice and hungry, then I will unleash them and they will hunt you and devour your flesh. hoe
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I don't see why a little porn is dark but ok.

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Re: Pick up Lines
« Reply #5 on: 22 August 2014, 04:38:40 AM »
ayy gurl, I'd let you luis my c99 any day
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Re: Pick up Lines
« Reply #6 on: 22 August 2014, 04:04:40 PM »
My love for you is like Diarrhea, I can't hold it in

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Re: Pick up Lines
« Reply #7 on: 22 August 2014, 04:16:58 PM »
my friend told his girlfriend this today
Do your feet hurt because you've been walking threw my mind all day  ;)
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Re: Pick up Lines
« Reply #8 on: 22 August 2014, 04:25:05 PM »
U lik cheese? Me 2 lets fuk
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Re: Pick up Lines
« Reply #9 on: 23 August 2014, 12:40:11 AM »
If I was a fly, I'd land on you first. Because you're the shit.
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Re: Pick up Lines
« Reply #10 on: 23 August 2014, 03:27:12 PM »
I've had quite a bit to drink, and you're beginning to look pretty good.
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Re: Pick up Lines
« Reply #11 on: 23 August 2014, 11:09:08 PM »
Quote from: filletfish314 on 22 August 2014, 04:04:40 PM
My love for you is like Diarrhea, I can't hold it in



I tried this today. It didn't work.
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Re: Pick up Lines
« Reply #12 on: 23 August 2014, 11:35:05 PM »
Quote from: JANUARYJONES on 23 August 2014, 11:09:08 PM
Quote from: filletfish314 on 22 August 2014, 04:04:40 PM
My love for you is like Diarrhea, I can't hold it in



I tried this today. It didn't work.
Go figure.
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Re: Pick up Lines
« Reply #13 on: 24 August 2014, 12:39:06 AM »
Quote from: JANUARYJONES on 23 August 2014, 11:09:08 PM
Quote from: filletfish314 on 22 August 2014, 04:04:40 PM
My love for you is like Diarrhea, I can't hold it in



I tried this today. It didn't work.
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If you smoke my stash I will cut your dick off and feed it to my hounds so they get a good taste for your flesh. I will then set you free in the forest and give you a one day head start so my hounds get nice and hungry, then I will unleash them and they will hunt you and devour your flesh. hoe
-Airbongus

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I don't see why a little porn is dark but ok.

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Also, if you do choose to hack VC in whatever method, I can get your IPs from the server log, and with more coding knowledge than most people here, I could easily and more importantly legally hack you back. And if you hack VC, I'll be cross. Don't try it.

That is all
Luis, in all his badassery

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I love the yearly reminders that Jan has much bigger balls than I do.

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Re: Pick up Lines
« Reply #14 on: 24 August 2014, 12:59:19 AM »
Quote from: MossyPaws on 23 August 2014, 12:40:11 AM
If I was a fly, I'd land on you first. Because you're the shit.
Are your parents assholes? Cause you're the shit.
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Re: Pick up Lines
« Reply #15 on: 24 May 2015, 05:27:29 AM »


Do you sleep on your stomach? “NO.” Can I?

You remind me of my pinky toe, your small, cute, and i am probably going to bang you on my coffee table later tonight.

Hey, I’m from the Middle East, and i have a weapon of mass destruction in my pants.

Sex is a killer. Wanna die happy?

Hey, you wanna do a 68? You go down on me, and I’ll owe you one.

I can teach you how to handle a cucumber. if ya know what i mean.

Hey baby, what’s your sign? Caution, slippery when wet, dangerous curves ahead, yield?

Hi, i’m peter pants-less. wanna go to never-neverland?
 
Hi, do you want to have my children? [No] OK, can we just practice then?

Source... http://pickuplinesworld.com/funny-pickup-lines-3/dirty/
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Re: Pick up Lines
« Reply #16 on: 24 May 2015, 04:09:47 PM »
"Hold on, let me wipe your seat off for you."
*wipe face
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Re: Pick up Lines
« Reply #17 on: 27 May 2015, 04:29:43 PM »
do you got animal insurance.. because your pussy is  about to get slammed.
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Re: Pick up Lines
« Reply #18 on: 27 May 2015, 04:59:51 PM »
I-like-your-uvula
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Re: Pick up Lines
« Reply #19 on: 27 May 2015, 05:07:04 PM »
(When you are raging drunk) Hey baby, can I get in your pants? I think I just shit in mine

I may not be good looking, but I have the girth of a soda can and a tongue like a weed-eater

You want to go back to my place, order a pizza and fuck? What, you don't like pizza?

Nice shoes, wanna scrogg?

The only thing standing between me and you fucking is your better judgement. Can I buy you another drink?

Hey baby, does this rag smell like chloroform to you?
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Re: Pick up Lines
« Reply #20 on: 31 July 2015, 07:25:14 PM »
I am always prefering these pick up lines:
Are you a camera because every time I look at you I smile
Did you invent the airplane? Because you seem wright for me
Did it hurt? When you fell out of heaven?
Are you a bee? If so, can you be my honey?
I lost my teddy bear… Will you sleep with me?
Guess what I’m wearing? The smile you gave me.
You’re single. I’m single. Coincidence? I think not.
Can I even get a fake number?
from: http://www.pickupliness.com/
http://www.pickupliness.com/cheesy-pick-up-lines/
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Re: Pick up Lines
« Reply #21 on: 31 July 2015, 11:03:22 PM »
Hi, can I touch ur toes?
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Re: Pick up Lines
« Reply #22 on: 1 August 2015, 01:19:31 PM »
Hey baby, ur so hot if you ate bread you would poop out toast
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Re: Pick up Lines
« Reply #23 on: 1 August 2015, 02:35:13 PM »
Roses are red
Violets are blue
I'm bad at poems
Show me ur tits
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Re: Pick up Lines
« Reply #24 on: 1 August 2015, 06:45:15 PM »
Hello, how are you? You seem like a nice person, would you like to talk?
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Re: Pick up Lines
« Reply #25 on: 3 August 2015, 12:37:47 AM »
Quote from: Akomine on  1 August 2015, 06:45:15 PM
Hello, how are you? You seem like a nice person, would you like to talk?
wtf ako? that's so disrespectful, jeez
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Re: Pick up Lines
« Reply #26 on: 3 August 2015, 02:29:38 AM »
Are you from Arabia?

Cos I'll make you shout Yemen
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Re: Pick up Lines
« Reply #27 on: 3 August 2015, 08:25:22 PM »
Want to see  my Saudi Arabia cos I'll make you shout 'Yemen!'
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Re: Pick up Lines
« Reply #28 on: 3 August 2015, 08:59:52 PM »
Sorry Mossy, I just like the crude speech.

And Livid, you posted it twice and I still don't get it.
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« Reply #29 on: 4 August 2015, 04:22:42 AM »
Quote from: Akomine on  3 August 2015, 08:59:52 PM
Sorry Mossy, I just like the crude speech.

And Livid, you posted it twice and I still don't get it.

No the second is an alteration and it's a joke about the Saudi-Yemen conflict ._. ... yeah man
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Re: Pick up Lines
« Reply #30 on: 16 August 2015, 11:07:41 AM »
Hey babe, wanna Netflix and chill?
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