top ten reasins why minerraft suks

[TheSkippyNetwork (PWM) (OP)]

hey guise my name is boomgaymershow and today ill be showing you guise the top ten reaons why minecraft suks. so enough bibble babble and lets mov on to the list!!!
10. 97% of people who play minecaft are racist and hate black people. heres a pie chart i found.
9. notch has a dumn name. like lol what kinda of a weird name is "notch" its like a notch on a dogg tag AND DOG TAGS AREMT EVEN IN MINRCAFT. that means minecrafy is racsit to veterans who risked our lives to fight for a merica.
8. people ibn minercaft are stupid. one time i wads playing a server and someone said YOUTR GAY and i was like ok. even though i didn't tell him that and i didn't show any signs that i was a homosexual and using logic you can tell than he is dumb.
7. windows bought minercraft. all the bill gates fanboys exditly fart because windows bought it but people who own a mactintop (like me) are slightly dissaponinted and bill gaters are like STOP BEING JEALOUS and they punch ni nards. only because were like oh darn thats kinda smelly. DOWN WITH BILL GATES
6. people who play minecrat are really dumb and ignorant. nobody smar has everplayed mincraft did tomas eddison ever play mineraft? did stevem jobs ever play minetraft? no and who did bill gates thats why he is stupid. also everybody on this forum (besides me) is stupid and they all platy minecrafts a prime example is catgaymer5
5.i donty know how to do anything. you have to look it up on the internet in order to craft ANYTHNG at all. its doesn't tell you any instructions at all and don't gimme that bs like
"oh but its fun trying to discovre the different crafting things" NO ITS NOT ITS NOT FUN YOU HAVE TO LOOK UP ON THE WIKI HOW TO DO ANYTHING!!!!111
4. people who play minecrft are h8ters. there like eww cod of duty i h8 that ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww i h8 scooby doo ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww i hate camp lazlo there all h8ters.
3. ppl whoplay minecraft are diaper babies
2. all miencraft players hate apple and they partied when stevenm jobs died that disrespecful to him and his familty.
1. jan jones plays it and shes smells weird PU!!!!!!!!!!!
i hope you gutys enjoted that list i hope you fguys well thin ktwice before like this awful game. -
boomgamershow

[DoggyStomper]

About #1. You play minecraft. Does that mean you stink too?

[Lividup64]

Is this supposed to be funny?

[Die_Endermen]

This is so dumb yet it made my day.

[JANUARYJONES]

n than boomergameshow left forever 4 no raisin

[PengBunny]

penis

[Ajc610]

Just




Wow




AMAZING

[Lividup64]

Horrible. I think that this gave me eye cancer.

[MossyPaws]

u spealt raisins rong