Cost of Villagecraft

[Shensley (OP)]

How much can i buy the server for?? ill pay $5.00 for the server.

MY Plan for the server...

Deop Everyone. Make my friends OP, jail all the mean players. WorldEdit spawn and Market. Copy and Paste Dicks Everywhere and NickName everyone I<3Dick. Then I will grief everyones house and turn all the grass and wood and cobble to lava and i will WIN every UHC because im the best around. also I will make it so you have to donate $500 to eat food so I will be richer then BillGates and get all the bitches...oh and i would ban JanuaryJones-By Wesos19


~this has been my Remake of Wesos19 trying to buy VillageCraft

[Witchdoctor1]

.. This wes guy suffers from delusions of fuckery. I would like to light them on fire.

[Airbongo]

Make it $5 and a handjob in a Mcdonalds parking lot and we have a deal.

[Witchdoctor1]

I'll do one better. $3.50 CAD and a ZJ in a WalMart shipping and receiving lot around noon next Wednesday and it is all yours.

[Airbongo]

I'll do one better. $3.50 CAD and a ZJ in a WalMart shipping and receiving lot around noon next Wednesday and it is all yours.

That's a pretty good deal.

[Akomine]

I'll do one better. $3.50 CAD and a ZJ in a WalMart shipping and receiving lot around noon next Wednesday and it is all yours.

I, sir, am interested in this offer of yours. However I have one major concern, my fine gent'; what the fuck is a ZJ and can I get that 3.50 CAD in 50cent coins?

Oh wait I already own the server? Well fuck

[Witchdoctor1]

I'll do one better. $3.50 CAD and a ZJ in a WalMart shipping and receiving lot around noon next Wednesday and it is all yours.

what the fuck is a ZJ

If you have to ask, you can't afford it.

[Akomine]

I'll do one better. $3.50 CAD and a ZJ in a WalMart shipping and receiving lot around noon next Wednesday and it is all yours.

what the fuck is a ZJ

If you have to ask, you can't afford it.

#setyouupforthatshit

[PickleDefender]

I'll do one better. $3.50 CAD and a ZJ in a WalMart shipping and receiving lot around noon next Wednesday and it is all yours.

what the fuck is a ZJ

If you have to ask, you can't afford it.

Stands for Zebra Job. This is when two girls (one black and one white) give a hand job with their fingers interlocked, this becoming black and white stripped like a zebra.

[Akomine]

I'll do one better. $3.50 CAD and a ZJ in a WalMart shipping and receiving lot around noon next Wednesday and it is all yours.

what the fuck is a ZJ

If you have to ask, you can't afford it.

Stands for Zebra Job. This is when two girls (one black and one white) give a hand job with their fingers interlocked, this becoming black and white stripped like a zebra.

Haha, that's not what it is, but that's awesome

Really want pics of this.

[Witchdoctor1]

I'll do one better. $3.50 CAD and a ZJ in a WalMart shipping and receiving lot around noon next Wednesday and it is all yours.

what the fuck is a ZJ

If you have to ask, you can't afford it.

Stands for Zebra Job. This is when two girls (one black and one white) give a hand job with their fingers interlocked, this becoming black and white stripped like a zebra.

Haha, that's not what it is, but that's awesome

Really want pics of this.

Pics? Fuck that. Imma make this shit happen and film it for you miscreants.

[Akomine]

yes pls

[Witchdoctor1]

yes pls

Only the best for you, bbygrl!

[Airbongo]

yes pls

Only the best for you, bbygrl!

it's been 16 days already, I am waiting for that footage...