Once upon a time there was a man this mans name was TehRoach Now this man was the richest member of villagecraft like Bill Gates only popular. One day he decided he was too cool for villagecraft so he left. And left the land of Bokington to some strangers from the internet then promptly left. Now these people kept the land for awhile until one of them said Ima sell it to Die for a blowie and promptly did so Now because Die is really shit at blowies Octo demanded a million dollars in compensation for his part of ownership after this was done Die became to owner of Bokington land of the pumpkin towers and still roams the lands of Villagecraft giving Blow jobs to those who stray too far from the beaten path.
And this is why Airbongypoo should stop hiring young girls as whores