Random Challenge: How fast can you type the alphabet?

[luisc99 (OP)]

Using a standard QWERTY keyboard, how fast can you type the english alphabet, A-Z, in order? This website may be able to help you time it.

This is my attempt:


If enough people take part, I might do some sort of leaderboard.

And yes, I get bored easily and have too much free time

[TheCatsMangler]

I did it.

[DoggyStomper]

[Lividup64]

This two seconds malarkey is a bunch of nonsense.



Edit by ako: stop fucking combining printscrn links with imgur links, just use the imgur link, what the fuuuck

[TheCatsMangler]

How come the faster you are the lower the WPM?

[OctoGamer]

i bet catty just put this into google chromes console or modified it using a different method lol
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[TheCatsMangler]

i bet catty just put this into google chromes console or modified it using a different method lol
javascript:document.body.contentEditable='true'

nope, didn't even think of that.

[Airbongo]

ez pz. also 2 seconds my ass faggots

[PengBunny]

i dont know what i did

[Akomine]

Shit..

[bob131573]

Guys I think I'm addicted to alternative music

[Witchdoctor1]

Sure, typing fast is impressive. I challenge each of you to see how quickly any of you can drink a full case of beer, half-gallon of whiskey or gallon of wine. I guarantee I would have all you fuckers licked on that.

[MossyPaws]

I CAN'T SING THE SONG IN MY HEAD THAT FAST

[PengBunny]

I CAN'T SING THE SONG IN MY HEAD THAT FAST

It helps to sing it aloud I found

[Akomine]

Sure, typing fast is impressive. I challenge each of you to see how quickly any of you can drink a full case of beer, half-gallon of whiskey or gallon of wine. I guarantee I would have all you fuckers licked on that.

Is a full case in the US 24? Because something tells me you'd have me licked, yes.

I CAN'T SING THE SONG IN MY HEAD THAT FAST

haha I was thinking the same

[Airbongo]

Sure, typing fast is impressive. I challenge each of you to see how quickly any of you can drink a full case of beer, half-gallon of whiskey or gallon of wine. I guarantee I would have all you fuckers licked on that.

My max would probably be 12 beers.

[Witchdoctor1]

Sure, typing fast is impressive. I challenge each of you to see how quickly any of you can drink a full case of beer, half-gallon of whiskey or gallon of wine. I guarantee I would have all you fuckers licked on that.

Is a full case in the US 24? Because something tells me you'd have me licked, yes.

Yessir. I would even let you choose the beer. I love some Molson or Labatt Blue (If they even brew that one anymore)
I CAN'T SING THE SONG IN MY HEAD THAT FAST

haha I was thinking the same

[Airbongo]

Sure, typing fast is impressive. I challenge each of you to see how quickly any of you can drink a full case of beer, half-gallon of whiskey or gallon of wine. I guarantee I would have all you fuckers licked on that.

Is a full case in the US 24? Because something tells me you'd have me licked, yes.

Yessir. I would even let you choose the beer. I love some Molson or Labatt Blue (If they even brew that one anymore)
I CAN'T SING THE SONG IN MY HEAD THAT FAST

haha I was thinking the same

You fucked up your quotes, sergeant nurse.

[Witchdoctor1]

Sure, typing fast is impressive. I challenge each of you to see how quickly any of you can drink a full case of beer, half-gallon of whiskey or gallon of wine. I guarantee I would have all you fuckers licked on that.

Is a full case in the US 24? Because something tells me you'd have me licked, yes.

Yessir. I would even let you choose the beer. I love some Molson or Labatt Blue (If they even brew that one anymore)
I CAN'T SING THE SONG IN MY HEAD THAT FAST

haha I was thinking the same

You fucked up your quotes, sergeant nurse.

Yes. Yes I did. You want a goddamn cookie? Huh?!? YOU WANT A COOKIE FOR POINTING OUT MY MISTAKE?!? DOES IT MAKE YOU FEEL SPECIAL? IMPORTANT? WELL FUCK YOU! FUCK YOU! WELL GO GET YOUR DAMN COOKIE! Your mom baked some this morning before she left my place, so come on over.

[Airbongo]

Sure, typing fast is impressive. I challenge each of you to see how quickly any of you can drink a full case of beer, half-gallon of whiskey or gallon of wine. I guarantee I would have all you fuckers licked on that.

Is a full case in the US 24? Because something tells me you'd have me licked, yes.

Yessir. I would even let you choose the beer. I love some Molson or Labatt Blue (If they even brew that one anymore)
I CAN'T SING THE SONG IN MY HEAD THAT FAST

haha I was thinking the same

You fucked up your quotes, sergeant nurse.

Yes. Yes I did. You want a goddamn cookie? Huh?!? YOU WANT A COOKIE FOR POINTING OUT MY MISTAKE?!? DOES IT MAKE YOU FEEL SPECIAL? IMPORTANT? WELL FUCK YOU! FUCK YOU! WELL GO GET YOUR DAMN COOKIE! Your mom baked some this morning before she left my place, so come on over.

k I'm coming over now.

[bob131573]

Sure, typing fast is impressive. I challenge each of you to see how quickly any of you can drink a full case of beer, half-gallon of whiskey or gallon of wine. I guarantee I would have all you fuckers licked on that.

Is a full case in the US 24? Because something tells me you'd have me licked, yes.

Yessir. I would even let you choose the beer. I love some Molson or Labatt Blue (If they even brew that one anymore)
I CAN'T SING THE SONG IN MY HEAD THAT FAST

haha I was thinking the same

You fucked up your quotes, sergeant nurse.

Yes. Yes I did. You want a goddamn cookie? Huh?!? YOU WANT A COOKIE FOR POINTING OUT MY MISTAKE?!? DOES IT MAKE YOU FEEL SPECIAL? IMPORTANT? WELL FUCK YOU! FUCK YOU! WELL GO GET YOUR DAMN COOKIE! Your mom baked some this morning before she left my place, so come on over.

k I'm coming over now.

I'm kind of hungry, can I come over?

[Airbongo]

Sure, typing fast is impressive. I challenge each of you to see how quickly any of you can drink a full case of beer, half-gallon of whiskey or gallon of wine. I guarantee I would have all you fuckers licked on that.

Is a full case in the US 24? Because something tells me you'd have me licked, yes.

Yessir. I would even let you choose the beer. I love some Molson or Labatt Blue (If they even brew that one anymore)
I CAN'T SING THE SONG IN MY HEAD THAT FAST

haha I was thinking the same

You fucked up your quotes, sergeant nurse.

Yes. Yes I did. You want a goddamn cookie? Huh?!? YOU WANT A COOKIE FOR POINTING OUT MY MISTAKE?!? DOES IT MAKE YOU FEEL SPECIAL? IMPORTANT? WELL FUCK YOU! FUCK YOU! WELL GO GET YOUR DAMN COOKIE! Your mom baked some this morning before she left my place, so come on over.

k I'm coming over now.

I'm kind of hungry, can I come over?

Ask Witch, it's his house.

[Witchdoctor1]

Sure, typing fast is impressive. I challenge each of you to see how quickly any of you can drink a full case of beer, half-gallon of whiskey or gallon of wine. I guarantee I would have all you fuckers licked on that.

Is a full case in the US 24? Because something tells me you'd have me licked, yes.

Yessir. I would even let you choose the beer. I love some Molson or Labatt Blue (If they even brew that one anymore)
I CAN'T SING THE SONG IN MY HEAD THAT FAST

haha I was thinking the same

You fucked up your quotes, sergeant nurse.

Yes. Yes I did. You want a goddamn cookie? Huh?!? YOU WANT A COOKIE FOR POINTING OUT MY MISTAKE?!? DOES IT MAKE YOU FEEL SPECIAL? IMPORTANT? WELL FUCK YOU! FUCK YOU! WELL GO GET YOUR DAMN COOKIE! Your mom baked some this morning before she left my place, so come on over.

k I'm coming over now.

I'm kind of hungry, can I come over?

Ask Witch, it's his house.

Sure. Air's mom's cookie free for all at my place!

[bob131573]

Sure, typing fast is impressive. I challenge each of you to see how quickly any of you can drink a full case of beer, half-gallon of whiskey or gallon of wine. I guarantee I would have all you fuckers licked on that.

Is a full case in the US 24? Because something tells me you'd have me licked, yes.

Yessir. I would even let you choose the beer. I love some Molson or Labatt Blue (If they even brew that one anymore)
I CAN'T SING THE SONG IN MY HEAD THAT FAST

haha I was thinking the same

You fucked up your quotes, sergeant nurse.

Yes. Yes I did. You want a goddamn cookie? Huh?!? YOU WANT A COOKIE FOR POINTING OUT MY MISTAKE?!? DOES IT MAKE YOU FEEL SPECIAL? IMPORTANT? WELL FUCK YOU! FUCK YOU! WELL GO GET YOUR DAMN COOKIE! Your mom baked some this morning before she left my place, so come on over.

k I'm coming over now.

I'm kind of hungry, can I come over?

Ask Witch, it's his house.

Sure. Air's mom's cookie free for all at my place!

Eugh! Are these raisin cookies? You know i'm not on a diet

[EnderEssence]

Ikr, raisin cookies that look like chocolate chip ones are the main reason I have trust issues.

[Witchdoctor1]

No raisin cookies here. What, do I look like some fucking nazi fuck? I wouldn't wish a pan full of raisin cookies on Karl Marx! Just peanut butter, no-bake, white chocolate macadamia nut, walnut sandies, chocolate chunk (chips are for chumps), M&M cookies, pecan sandies, lemon, shortbread and salted caramel and dark chocolate cookies here. Now good luck going the rest of your day without craving a cookie now.

[Akomine]

No raisin cookies here. What, do I look like some fucking nazi fuck? I wouldn't wish a pan full of raisin cookies on Karl Marx! Just peanut butter, no-bake, white chocolate macadamia nut, walnut sandies, chocolate chunk (chips are for chumps), M&M cookies, pecan sandies, lemon, shortbread and salted caramel and dark chocolate cookies here. Now good luck going the rest of your day without craving a cookie now.

This man knows where it's at. Someone make this guy president or something.