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EnderEssence

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Glad to see we've all reached a consensus.

I am a firm believer and implementer of unbiased journalism. I was inspired to make this upon reading Air's similarly unbiased article about anime.

Thank you, Air.

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Trump may be an enigma, but he isn't quite a retard. He knows damn well what he's doing; he's playing the retards of the US like a fiddle, and it might work just well enough to get him the nomination. Ted Cruz is a retard though, through and through. So is Rubio. It's sad when a Bush is the sanest person on the stage.

The Donald doesn't mean most of what he says, he just says buzzwords that make misinformed idiots scream and yell in his support, cause merica. The vast, vast majority of the words that come out of his mouth are just absolute, 100% pure, no preservatives, unadulterated nothingness. He's like Palin, the queen retard, but with more hilariously prominent ego.

He has intentionally wrangled a strange mix of supporters, whether they be low-information voters who are rightly fed up with the mainstream republican party, and see him as something fresh. Then there's the xenophobes and racists, shameful that he's wrangled them, because he probably isn't a xenophobe or a racist, they're just easy to pander to. And then theres the saddest group, the fascists - I never expected this orangutan to play the fascist card, but he did, and it worked, and it's disgusting.


The Democratic side is much more interesting. Now that it's pretty much down to two possibilities; you have a big money, establishment, 9/11-pandering, fear-mongering, chronic liar, who tries to play the victim because she's a woman.

And then you have another enigma in US politics, Independent Senator Bernie Sanders. He's truly the opposite of all of the other candidates. His voting record stands on its own. He's this rare opportunity for the voters to elect a man who really has worked his public life as a dedicated public servant (as opposed to your typical corrupt politician), never taking money from corporate billionaires, and now he's asking the American people to rally together to end the deep roots of corruption that truly does stand in the way of any significant for-the-people action ever happening again in the federal government.


And those are my thoughts on this retarded thread. I like Sanders, and every citizen who can vote in the United States should register to vote in the primaries/caucuses for him to make sure the corrupt candidates don't win. Oligarchy is pushing democracy off the cliff, and Sanders represents the last few fingers clinging on to the ledge. Help him up.

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Quite interesting input Ako. Considering you were for Romney/Ryan last election.

Oh, and Canada, you can take Beiber back. We don't want him.

*shoves Beiber to Ako*

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There is no way in absolute fuck I was for Romney/Ryan lmao.

We'll take Beibs is you keep Cruz

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Whoops sorry. I was rummaging through old posts and I saw you write in tiny letters "Romney/Ryan 2012".

We still don't want Beiber. Here, have him back Canada.

We don't want Cruz either. Do we really have to start a debate on this?
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I was definitely kidding around. The only person on the republican side I even remotely liked in the last several years was Ron Paul.

Romney is a god damn complete idiot. He's also a Mormon (lol!). He's also a Mexican (even worse). I won't get into it, but how people were so easily fooled into voting for him is honestly hilarious. Sad, but hilarious.

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I think anime is shit, therefore it isn't a real genre. My opinion of it is fact and no matter what you say, anime is still shit.
lul




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I think anime is shit, therefore it isn't a real genre. My opinion of it is fact and no matter what you say, anime is still shit.
lul

Words of a true scholar. Somebody give this guy a medal.

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I think anime is shit, therefore it isn't a real genre. My opinion of it is fact and no matter what you say, anime is still shit.
lul

Words of a true scholar. Somebody give this guy a medal.
Sounds familiar? ;)




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I think anime is shit, therefore it isn't a real genre. My opinion of it is fact and no matter what you say, anime is still shit.
lul

Words of a true scholar. Somebody give this guy a medal.
Sounds familiar? ;)

Of course. Why wouldn't it?

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Trick question. They are all retarded. Modern politicians are more akin to business owners and bureaucrats than the fabled statespersons of yore. All have million-dollar endorsements from this name or that corporation or some celebrity hoping to cash in on another fifteen minutes of fame. They are all bought and sold by someone, and pay us lip-service so that we fall into their trap of believing the bullshit in order to further a career. Many are afraid of Trump. They shouldn't be. A rational mind would know that all he is, is a demagogue that riles up the masses in order to garner votes. Were he to win, he would be much of the same as the last dozen or so Presidents. Same with Hillary. Same with Cruz/Bush/Sanders/insert random person here. The POTUS has limited powers that are easily countered or circumvented by Congress or SCOTUS, as it should be. They are more a Head of State when it comes to international relations and the CiC of the Armed Forces. I personally think that the powers of the Office of the POTUS should be more limited than they are today.

The last truly great President we had was Eisenhower. He was a champion for smaller government, stabilized the economy by reducing spending on many frivolous programs, stimulated the economy by creating millions of jobs from the interstate highway network, encouraging the private sector, providing government subsidies for higher education and many other similar programs. He also scaled back the role of the Federal Government, and was the only POTUS to warn us about the Military-Industrial complex, which, when I have more time, will explain how our Defense spending actually operates. He also was a massive champion of Civil Rights, desegregating Washington D.C. and the Military, worked to pass some of the first legislation to desegregate the US, including appointing most of the SCOTUS Justices that ruled in favor of desegregation in the Brown vs. Board of Education ruling, knowing full well that they would be what finally breaks through. He was an incrementalist that feared Federal intervention in states rights, yet was wholly against discrimination. He campaigned to appeal to persons' hearts and minds instead of trying to force unpopular at that time laws to affect change. He ended a very deadly and unpopular foreign war by pressuring both Congress and the Chinese to accept terms for a ceasefire, balanced the budget to a federal surplus THREE separate times (no POTUS before or after ever did), he kept us out of Vietnam, even while the French were begging for our intervention, something his successor, the much more beloved JFK did not do, he pushed for the first steps to defuse the Cold War (until Khrushchev canceled the Paris Peace Conference of 1960) and generally worked hard to modernize the nation, supporting scientific studies and breakthroughs that we benefit vastly from today. Sadly, someone like him would be very unpopular in today's age because he was a believer in self-reliance. He gave millions of people the tools necessary to succeed, but refused to outright give them what they wanted for free. The closest candidate we have had in years would be Ron Paul; second would be his son, Rand Paul.

Interestingly enough, I have seen many publications, such as the Wall Street Journal and Forbes Magazine, show how analytics project that the only candidate out of all fields whose economic policies would result in a net gain and not add to the national debt would be Rand Paul. We don't need more statist republicans or socialist democrats. We need independents who focus more on the creation of jobs, equality in the workplace, states rights, scaling back unnecessary spending, reducing tax burden on the citizens, capping tuition rates for public institutions, removing religion and political slant from national policy and who is not bound by party politics. He is not perfect, but would be a better choice than the rest. Next best is Sanders, because he is less affiliated with deep pockets and political entities, but anyone with any true knowledge of economics will tell you his proposed policies will not work. The problem with the American health care industry and our post-secondary education institutes is simply because they have become big business. They still get government subsidies and funding as if they were not, but still cash in on the American populace. There is no easy way to make free health care and education work in the US, (more on that later as well) but there are ways to make it affordable to all and still provide excellent quality of service. If anything, the Affordable Care Act has actually increased the costs of health care, reduced coverage, and prevents many people forced to choose it to get long term maintenance care for diseases/disorders such as depression, diabetes, cancer, et. al. It is good for the underemployed to get treatment for the sniffles, but the out of pocket costs for the average subsidized health care plan would bankrupt the average American for catastrophic emergency treatment or long-term treatment for debilitating diseases. One interesting side-effect of the ACA was many other health insurance providers had to change their plans in order to become compliant with much of the Act's legislation, reducing coverage for subscribers and increasing costs for them as well. I would know. I went from having Humana, which was great before ACA, then when my deductible went from $500/yr to $4500 with less coverage as well as my premium increasing by $102/month, I dropped it and went to Obamacare. It covered FAR LESS and had a HIGHER deductible, but was $105/month total as opposed to $228. I wizened up and went to Tricare because of my Military service. It covers EVERYTHING for $91/mo with a $350/yr deductible. THAT is the model of how health care should work. Cheap, effective, and all hospitals are required to accept it for emergency visits. Why not just use a system similar to Tricare to cover ALL Americans? Tricare works so well because it pegs prices to a certain level, and hospitals have to accept it at those prices. No $100 for a $0.98 bag of IV solution or $89 for two Tylenol 500s. The reason why we don't all have health care like that available to us all is because big pharma would lose out the ass.
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What do you have against paragraphs, huh?

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What do you have against paragraphs, huh?
Yeah Witch get your shit together you bitch.




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GODDAMN IT IT WAS EARLY IN THE AM AND I WAS TRYING TO RUSH IT BEFORE I WENT FOR A JOB INTERVIEW, SO FUCK YOUR PARAGRAPHS!

I edited it so that there are at least some semblance of paragraphs in there. YOU FUCKING HAPPY NOW?!?

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Trump may be an enigma, but he isn't quite a retard. He knows damn well what he's doing; he's playing the retards of the US like a fiddle, and it might work just well enough to get him the nomination. Ted Cruz is a retard though, through and through. So is Rubio. It's sad when a Bush is the sanest person on the stage.
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Nope. not anymore.

R.I.P. Jeb's Campaign

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And then there were three.

Kasich's the most sane Republican at this point.

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When it comes to the polarized two-party system of American politics, nothing is sane. Until we get a Commander in Chief who is non-partisan and not affiliated with any political party (both paid for by your friendly neighborhood billionaire robber-barons) then we are doomed.

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When it comes to the polarized two-party system of American politics, nothing is sane. Until we get a Commander in Chief who is non-partisan and not affiliated with any political party (both paid for by your friendly neighborhood billionaire robber-barons) then we are doomed.

I am personally Feeling the Bern for these exact reasons and more, and I ain't even 'murican. I just happened to find a cool picture of Bernie Sanders as I was reading this:



This fucker knows what's up. I've researched him more than any other political figure, and I honestly think that he is a man of the people, and always has been, and will be in office. And that you kind people in the United States should elect him, middle fingers held high at the corrupt, spineless, morally bankrupt oligarchs and plutocrats who purchase your government and use it for themselves, and who do not care about you or your families. It's not hard, here in the age of information at our fingertips, to go to youtube and and see that Bernie has been fighting for what he has felt was right, long before it was cool.

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SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO TRUE :P

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lol illiterate scrub, shut yo mouth boi
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lol illiterate scrub, shut yo mouth boi

Why are you telling me to shut up in my thread? Quiet down, peasant.

Pretty sure Jill Stein's running on behalf of the Green Party. I don't see how that makes me illiterate.
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You probably supported invading Iraq, 9gagging warken

also nobody cares about the green party, until they vote with the dems for sanders they wont be a major party EVER. Stuck like the libertarians except that they're smart unlike the aforementioned party.
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Why are you 2 faggots arguing about dumb shit. Fags




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we're fighting over you air  :-*
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You probably supported invading Iraq, 9gagging warken

also nobody cares about the green party, until they vote with the dems for sanders they wont be a major party EVER. Stuck like the libertarians except that they're smart unlike the aforementioned party.

1. Who the hell uses 9gag
2. I never thought invading Iraq was a good idea
3. Everything else written is gud

we're fighting over you air  :-*
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1. You
2. Yes you did Hillary
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1. You
2. Yes you did Hillary
3. u dum
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1. Lies
2. Lies
3. Read a f***ing dictionary
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