*Ring ring* *Picks up phone*
*Hears heavy breathing on the other end*
"I don't know who you are. I don't know what you want. If you are looking for ransom, I can tell you I don't have money. But what I do have are a very particular set of skills; skills I have acquired over a very long career. Skills that make me a nightmare for people like you. If you let the server go now, that'll be the end of it. I will not look for you, I will not pursue you. But if you don't, I will look for you, I will find you, and I will kill you."
"*after a long pause* Good luck."
Yup, there is lag here too. Can't even walk from the market square to the alchemist without lagging 3 times.