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Conservative Promise [Gere Election]
« on: 28 December 2017, 07:15:36 PM »
The time has come for Gerelskovy to choose. The choice is between:

A Strong Leader who will put GERELSKOVY FIRST.

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A weak WOMAN who will be weaker than if Ted Cruz and Hillary Clinton had a baby.


This election, you have a choice. Do you stand up for what is good and right, where people look the way they're supposed to? #shavedemlegs Or will you choose radicalism and dangerous socialism with the Progressives?


Us Conservatives this election have a clear goal: morality and growth. This is how we aim to achieve this:

  • A strong economy through putting businesses first, where we plan on giving each new start up 20k and making sure that they will not go bust by providing for them a safety net
  • Re-establishing the Empire, because Gerelskovy shouldn't be a small state at the sidelines of VC. Gerelskovy should take its place as the main player on the village stage
  • Moral checks, because we care about you and we want you to know what's right. Is there something you want the government to clarify? Ask, and the government and we will state it. #shavedemlegs

It's time to vote. Vote for a pragmatic, TRUMP/PENCE inspired future. Vote for LIVID. the conservatism here does not reflect livids views. livid finds these things abhorrent and is a supporter of classical feminism. this is all satire
« Last Edit: 29 December 2017, 05:27:52 PM by Lividup64 »

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Re: Conservative Promise [Gere Election]
« Reply #1 on: 28 December 2017, 07:17:04 PM »
You have my vote!

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Re: Conservative Promise [Gere Election]
« Reply #2 on: 28 December 2017, 07:45:52 PM »
Who wants their government to tell them what is morally right and wrong?  ???
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Re: Conservative Promise [Gere Election]
« Reply #3 on: 28 December 2017, 07:52:09 PM »
Who wants their government to tell them what is morally right and wrong?  ???

A good one! #shavedemlegs

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Re: Conservative Promise [Gere Election]
« Reply #4 on: 28 December 2017, 07:54:53 PM »
Who wants their government to tell them what is morally right and wrong?  ???

A good one! #shavedemlegs
that answer does not make sense
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Re: Conservative Promise [Gere Election]
« Reply #5 on: 29 December 2017, 06:32:44 PM »
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Re: Conservative Promise [Gere Election]
« Reply #6 on: 29 December 2017, 07:09:17 PM »
Livid- A blacker future. You have my vote!
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Re: Conservative Promise [Gere Election]
« Reply #7 on: 29 December 2017, 07:22:01 PM »
 Are you gonna ban porn? Won't let women ride horses? All women gonna have to wear a burqa? If so, then im in.