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END OF THE WORLD
« on: 17 August 2012, 07:41:47 PM »
According to Someone Important,, Akomine has told her that his dad, a scientist, has found out the sun will destroy the earth later today and Ako is going to space to avoid all of this! Can't blame him though.

I warn you all you must be careful and be as close to the site listed below as possible, even if you must rub your nipples on the screen!

This may be the Apocalypse!

Now we all must help our communities, get laid and try not to die when the solar flare destroys our ozone layer.

I wish you all luck, and to Akomine: Please bring 2 turtles so the turtle race does not go extinct!!!

http://solarstormwarning.com/

Ako is expected to return later with more info, stay tuned!


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AKOMINE FEED:
7:52pm eastern:16 minutes is an average CJ, like AU. please wait another ~4 minutes.

4:57pm eastern:I meant 4 minutes in flare-time. Don't you know about flare time?




Your miscalculation is okay though. Everyone makes elementary mistakes sometimes.

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PS: the world will end when Jesus returns. Everyone knows that. December 21 2012. Fact. Jesus is lord. Insert random malarkey here. Amen.


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Ako is looking at the help thread?!?! Did his capsule fail!

« Last Edit: 18 August 2012, 05:03:08 PM by Rainy_Turtloid »



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Re: END OF THE WORLD
« Reply #1 on: 17 August 2012, 07:47:33 PM »




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Re: END OF THE WORLD
« Reply #2 on: 17 August 2012, 07:49:57 PM »
16 minutes have gone by and I am still alive. Ok world is not coming to an end from that.


Btw takes 16 minutes for solar particles to reach the earth.

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Re: END OF THE WORLD
« Reply #3 on: 17 August 2012, 07:51:01 PM »
16 minutes have gone by and I am still alive. Ok world is not coming to an end from that.


Btw takes 16 minutes for solar particles to reach the earth.

It hasn't begon yet, the big one is coming soon!

Ako save the turtles!



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Re: END OF THE WORLD
« Reply #4 on: 17 August 2012, 07:51:45 PM »
16 minutes is an average CJ, like AU. please wait another ~4 minutes. ;)

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Re: END OF THE WORLD
« Reply #5 on: 17 August 2012, 07:56:43 PM »
16 minutes is an average CJ, like AU. please wait another ~4 minutes. ;)

Booting up the live Akomine stream...
One sec...


Booted.

Ako please keep us informed on all that is happening!
« Last Edit: 17 August 2012, 07:59:16 PM by Rainy_Turtloid »



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Re: END OF THE WORLD
« Reply #6 on: 17 August 2012, 08:05:46 PM »

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Re: END OF THE WORLD
« Reply #7 on: 17 August 2012, 08:09:56 PM »
16 minutes is an average CJ, like AU. please wait another ~4 minutes. ;)

No 16minutes is the time it takes if it is moving slower then it is not from the sun it be something else. Also by the time of the post it has been about 25.

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Re: END OF THE WORLD
« Reply #8 on: 17 August 2012, 08:19:17 PM »
16 minutes is an average CJ, like AU. please wait another ~4 minutes. ;)

No 16minutes is the time it takes if it is moving slower then it is not from the sun it be something else. Also by the time of the post it has been about 25.

Ako what responce do you have to this?!!?!!



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Re: END OF THE WORLD
« Reply #9 on: 17 August 2012, 08:47:34 PM »




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Re: END OF THE WORLD
« Reply #10 on: 17 August 2012, 09:43:32 PM »
What are you nubs talking about?

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Re: END OF THE WORLD
« Reply #11 on: 17 August 2012, 09:47:07 PM »
What are you nubs talking about?

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Re: END OF THE WORLD
« Reply #12 on: 17 August 2012, 09:53:06 PM »
And what about now?


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Re: END OF THE WORLD
« Reply #13 on: 17 August 2012, 10:08:39 PM »
Pfft it's not a sun, it's this creepy moon:

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Re: END OF THE WORLD
« Reply #14 on: 18 August 2012, 01:12:55 AM »
If this is about the supposed extremely strong solar flares at the end of 2012 (or any time this year, for that matter) you can more or less get over it, lol. Such flares have been bombarding the earth for millennia, and they're not about to start anytime soon. The sun's reaching the top of it's 11-year cycle and this just happens to be near the peak, so calm your tits. XD

If it's not about that, well, I dunno. Disregard the above comment then. XD

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Re: END OF THE WORLD
« Reply #15 on: 18 August 2012, 02:35:27 AM »


Well.. I think that says it all.

Also, this whole "END OF THE WORLD" scenario is just Jan and Rainy's stupid random conversation, and somehow Ako was involved randomly and played along. Rofl

But uhh... yeah were all fucken done for.
The Fappening will continue... FOREVER ON JLAW NUDES... FOREVER ON!

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Re: END OF THE WORLD
« Reply #16 on: 18 August 2012, 04:04:48 AM »
Just pray to Cheesus and The Spaghetti Monster for forgiveness.







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Re: END OF THE WORLD
« Reply #17 on: 18 August 2012, 06:38:40 AM »
I don't be leave this I bet we will survive
Its not on Nasa's home page

http://www.nasa.gov/
« Last Edit: 18 August 2012, 06:57:15 AM by TheCatsMangler »

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Re: END OF THE WORLD
« Reply #18 on: 18 August 2012, 12:33:08 PM »
I swear some of you don't have a joke detector in your brains.

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Re: END OF THE WORLD
« Reply #19 on: 18 August 2012, 04:57:07 PM »
16 minutes is an average CJ, like AU. please wait another ~4 minutes. ;)

No 16minutes is the time it takes if it is moving slower then it is not from the sun it be something else. Also by the time of the post it has been about 25.

I meant 4 minutes in flare-time. Don't you know about flare time?



Your miscalculation is okay though. Everyone makes elementary mistakes sometimes.

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PS: the world will end when Jesus returns. Everyone knows that. December 21 2012. Fact. Jesus is lord. Insert random malarkey here. Amen.
« Last Edit: 18 August 2012, 04:59:44 PM by Akomine »

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Re: END OF THE WORLD
« Reply #20 on: 18 August 2012, 05:15:23 PM »
16 minutes is an average CJ, like AU. please wait another ~4 minutes. ;)

No 16minutes is the time it takes if it is moving slower then it is not from the sun it be something else. Also by the time of the post it has been about 25.

I meant 4 minutes in flare-time. Don't you know about flare time?



Your miscalculation is okay though. Everyone makes elementary mistakes sometimes.

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PS: the world will end when Jesus returns. Everyone knows that. December 21 2012. Fact. Jesus is lord. Insert random malarkey here. Amen.

Can't argue with that logic.



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Re: END OF THE WORLD
« Reply #21 on: 18 August 2012, 05:19:59 PM »
16 minutes is an average CJ, like AU. please wait another ~4 minutes. ;)

No 16minutes is the time it takes if it is moving slower then it is not from the sun it be something else. Also by the time of the post it has been about 25.

I meant 4 minutes in flare-time. Don't you know about flare time?



Your miscalculation is okay though. Everyone makes elementary mistakes sometimes.

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PS: the world will end when Jesus returns. Everyone knows that. December 21 2012. Fact. Jesus is lord. Insert random malarkey here. Amen.

tell me the variables and I can do the calculus. Second that is not standard forum so which variable of that is the one you are trying to find. Also going to need the two vectors of Fu and Du.

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Re: END OF THE WORLD
« Reply #22 on: 18 August 2012, 06:16:51 PM »
16 minutes is an average CJ, like AU. please wait another ~4 minutes. ;)

No 16minutes is the time it takes if it is moving slower then it is not from the sun it be something else. Also by the time of the post it has been about 25.

I meant 4 minutes in flare-time. Don't you know about flare time?



Your miscalculation is okay though. Everyone makes elementary mistakes sometimes.

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PS: the world will end when Jesus returns. Everyone knows that. December 21 2012. Fact. Jesus is lord. Insert random malarkey here. Amen.

tell me the variables and I can do the calculus. Second that is not standard forum so which variable of that is the one you are trying to find. Also going to need the two vectors of Fu and Du.

and Fv and Dv



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Re: END OF THE WORLD
« Reply #23 on: 18 August 2012, 06:47:50 PM »
16 minutes is an average CJ, like AU. please wait another ~4 minutes. ;)

No 16minutes is the time it takes if it is moving slower then it is not from the sun it be something else. Also by the time of the post it has been about 25.

I meant 4 minutes in flare-time. Don't you know about flare time?



Your miscalculation is okay though. Everyone makes elementary mistakes sometimes.

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PS: the world will end when Jesus returns. Everyone knows that. December 21 2012. Fact. Jesus is lord. Insert random malarkey here. Amen.

tell me the variables and I can do the calculus. Second that is not standard forum so which variable of that is the one you are trying to find. Also going to need the two vectors of Fu and Du.

and Fv and Dv

Those can be calculated with the other two as they are vectors based on u from the top equation.

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Re: END OF THE WORLD
« Reply #24 on: 18 August 2012, 07:26:51 PM »
16 minutes is an average CJ, like AU. please wait another ~4 minutes. ;)

No 16minutes is the time it takes if it is moving slower then it is not from the sun it be something else. Also by the time of the post it has been about 25.

I meant 4 minutes in flare-time. Don't you know about flare time?



Your miscalculation is okay though. Everyone makes elementary mistakes sometimes.

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PS: the world will end when Jesus returns. Everyone knows that. December 21 2012. Fact. Jesus is lord. Insert random malarkey here. Amen.

tell me the variables and I can do the calculus. Second that is not standard forum so which variable of that is the one you are trying to find. Also going to need the two vectors of Fu and Du.

and Fv and Dv

Those can be calculated with the other two as they are vectors based on u from the top equation.

You are scary.




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Re: END OF THE WORLD
« Reply #25 on: 18 August 2012, 07:34:09 PM »
Go to school and pay attention and a few years that will look familiar.

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Re: END OF THE WORLD
« Reply #26 on: 18 August 2012, 07:37:37 PM »
Go to school and pay attention and a few years that will look familiar.

lol ok



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Re: END OF THE WORLD
« Reply #27 on: 18 August 2012, 07:46:11 PM »
It's just a list of equations formulating the last equation that looks something like the divergence of H = 0, which reminds me of Maxwell's equations of EM waves and might actually be relevant to this topic, suprisingly. Though that's just my take on that mess without knowing what any of those equations mean, beyond a guess.

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Re: END OF THE WORLD
« Reply #28 on: 18 August 2012, 07:48:34 PM »
It's just a list of equations formulating the last equation that looks something like the divergence of H = 0, which reminds me of Maxwell's equations of EM waves and might actually be relevant to this topic, suprisingly. Though that's just my take on that mess without knowing what any of those equations mean, beyond a guess.

All I saw was:




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Re: END OF THE WORLD
« Reply #29 on: 18 August 2012, 07:52:21 PM »
It's just a list of equations formulating the last equation that looks something like the divergence of H = 0, which reminds me of Maxwell's equations of EM waves and might actually be relevant to this topic, suprisingly. Though that's just my take on that mess without knowing what any of those equations mean, beyond a guess.

Well the derivative of U has some respect with the value of X and the derivative of V to Y

Then the bottom has something to due with the frequencies and how their relationships to z then to U and V but other then that I have no idea what it means I can just calculate some of it if told what the variables are.

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Re: END OF THE WORLD
« Reply #30 on: 19 August 2012, 01:55:54 AM »
16 minutes is an average CJ, like AU. please wait another ~4 minutes. ;)

No 16minutes is the time it takes if it is moving slower then it is not from the sun it be something else. Also by the time of the post it has been about 25.

I meant 4 minutes in flare-time. Don't you know about flare time?



Your miscalculation is okay though. Everyone makes elementary mistakes sometimes.

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PS: the world will end when Jesus returns. Everyone knows that. December 21 2012. Fact. Jesus is lord. Insert random malarkey here. Amen.

tell me the variables and I can do the calculus. Second that is not standard forum so which variable of that is the one you are trying to find. Also going to need the two vectors of Fu and Du.

Fu = 281.19580*i +1.29940*j + 170.98437*k
Du = 29.73904 + 0.08342 + 15.20953

u = 138.87343*x^2/3 + 5895.10393*x^-1/3
v = 0.23987*x-321.3249

delta S = 1032450

p = <9483.23, 2341.94, 7324.69>

**Change in t is the answer**

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