VC stimulus check

[gerrit70 (OP)]

Village crafters are suffering because of the pandemic, we demand a 1200$ stimulus payment to each player!

[Akomine]

Maybe but we have to cut healthcare to do it

[Naomi]

You cut our HealthCare and the people will suffer. Staff budget cut in half is the only solution.

[Shensley]

On behalf of the staff we will go on strike if our budget it cut.

[Naomi]

Do we need Staff? Maybe cut it all not even half!

[Airbongo]

If we see one more single mention of "staff budget cuts" or anything related to our 7 figure Christmas bonuses, we're turning VC into an oppressive regime that will make North Korea look like god damn paradise.

-Curfew: No one allowed outside their houses after 1900 hours under penalty of death.

-Free Speech? Gone.

-privately owned player shops? Gone.

-Every building will get its exterior colours changed into gray or dark colour schemes. No more happy looking houses with vibrant colours.

-Every wool block colour that isn't gray or black will be 100% outlawed.

-Everyone that isn't staff will get a bal reset.

-ANY negative comments about our Supreme Leader Marshal of the Republic Akofine/Akomine will be severely punished.

[Naomi]

Come at me Air! I'll keep outlining in yellow wool and you can't stop me! Our player base can't pay their bills without this stimulus check and we're taking your balance to pay them if you keep this up!

[KingNurtul]

This is so true! A check like this would go a long way towards helping me pay rent this month. I would have more time to invest into my small buisness creating unique tops out of grass clippings to sell on Etsy. Please give us free money admins.

[luisc99]

If we see one more single mention of "staff budget cuts" or anything related to our 7 figure Christmas bonuses, we're turning VC into an oppressive regime that will make North Korea look like god damn paradise.

Wait wait wait, you're getting a 7 figure bonus? I was told my 5 figure one was the most generous of anyone! This is an outrage

[CyphurTheFox]

If we see one more single mention of "staff budget cuts" or anything related to our 7 figure Christmas bonuses, we're turning VC into an oppressive regime that will make North Korea look like god damn paradise.

Wait wait wait, you're getting a 7 figure bonus? I was told my 5 figure one was the most generous of anyone! This is an outrage

*Cyphur quietly tries to sneak out with his 1 figure christmas bonus*

[Airbongo]

Come at me Air! I'll keep outlining in yellow wool and you can't stop me! Our player base can't pay their bills without this stimulus check and we're taking your balance to pay them if you keep this up!

Consider all your villages and assets property of the state now.

If we see one more single mention of "staff budget cuts" or anything related to our 7 figure Christmas bonuses, we're turning VC into an oppressive regime that will make North Korea look like god damn paradise.

Wait wait wait, you're getting a 7 figure bonus? I was told my 5 figure one was the most generous of anyone! This is an outrage

Dan took part of your bonus for himself, the man's a greedy capitalist monster.

[Akomine]

All you greedy, lazy peasants just want handouts.

What we need to see is bailouts for our server's struggling giant corporate autofarms. We should immediately pay the owners of these job creators to double the size of these devices, starting with a new tax on small residential villages.

[Naomi]

Farm Bad 

If anything Gerritt Needs a bailout for his massive hand farm. He has a lot of labor to take care of.

Come at me Air! I'll keep outlining in yellow wool and you can't stop me! Our player base can't pay their bills without this stimulus check and we're taking your balance to pay them if you keep this up!

Consider all your villages and assets property of the state now.

Your mom is property of the state 

[Airbongo]

Farm Bad 

If anything Gerritt Needs a bailout for his massive hand farm. He has a lot of labor to take care of.

Come at me Air! I'll keep outlining in yellow wool and you can't stop me! Our player base can't pay their bills without this stimulus check and we're taking your balance to pay them if you keep this up!

Consider all your villages and assets property of the state now.

Your mom is property of the state 

Nah, my mom belongs to her pimp.

[gerrit70 (OP)]

Farm Bad 

If anything Gerritt Needs a bailout for his massive hand farm. He has a lot of labor to take care of.

Come at me Air! I'll keep outlining in yellow wool and you can't stop me! Our player base can't pay their bills without this stimulus check and we're taking your balance to pay them if you keep this up!

Consider all your villages and assets property of the state now.

Your mom is property of the state 

I agree, my volunteers are slacking recently, I need to get bailout money to invest in 'Motivation Machines' or maybe an HR department

[Yvette]

cum

[gerrit70 (OP)]

cum

how much cum?

[Airbongo]

cum

how much cum?

Gallons.

[OctoGamer]

cum

how much cum?

Gallons.

but whos? and uhh air we still gotta test the blood bucket...

[Naomi]

cum

how much cum?

Gallons.

but whos? and uhh air we still gotta test the blood bucket...

Mine obviously.

So we getting 100K Stimulus Checks yet?

[RedFox_13]

This is the funniest thread on the forums, and I need stimmies Tilgangur has been suffering due to the lockdown. Please give me lots of money for my large rich corporation

[Airbongo]

There will be no Covid welfare. Not a single penny.

[Naomi]

There will be no Covid welfare. Not a single penny.

Air you stingy mofo, We need our money, and we need it NOW!

[Airbongo]

There will be no Covid welfare. Not a single penny.

Air you stingy mofo, We need our money, and we need it NOW!