Hello, it is me Nurtul writing a long forum post instead of doing my work for today. In this essay I will tell you whether your opinions on donuts are correct or not. For some added entertainment, I will also tell you about my correct opinions on some of the best donuts.
Donuts am i right what flavour is your favourite i like the plain ole cinnamon ones
-Plain old Cinnamon is Good and a Valid opinion. I don't see them around very often but they are an easy addition to an assorted dozen when the opportunity arises.
This next one is going to take a little to break apart, so bear with me
I'm going to cause a fight here but I HATE Krispy Kreme donuts with a passion. They are air and I'm not a huge donut fan, but when I want to eat a donut then I want substance.
-Krispy Kreme makes some pretty average donuts, I'm not really sure how anyone could hate them. They put years of effort into creating an average donut that nobody could hate because there's nothing to hate. They are full of air so that you can eat a dozen of them in one sitting. They make them fresh all day long just so that every one is as average as they can be. I feel like you really are not a donut fan and that's something you should work on.
Tim Hortons donuts are the bomb and I've recently been in love with blueberry donuts with a light glaze. Though my classic favorite is a donut with no glaze and chocolate iced with sprinkles.
-I have never been to a hortons to try a donut, but the fact that your favorite donut there has fruit in it makes it sound pretty bad. Honestly just a waste of calories. Then these favorites just make no sense at all. why would you have a donut with no glaze??? I'm pretty sure that's just called a do. Chocolate iced with sprinkles is okay, but I honestly just though that was one that was easy to make and fill out the shelves, not one people actually bought to eat.
I have another pretty controversial opinion, but I really like sour cream donuts. They are super underrated and nothing beats a fresh one from a local donut shop. A close second for me is a boston creme.
-then we get to this, what is even a sour cream donut?? Sour cream is for tacos and burritos ONLY. who is even trying to eat this. I think its a donut someone made as a joke to prank their friend and laugh at sour cream all over their face, but then SOMEONE just kept buying them. Boston creme though is a fantastic choice, and I would STRONGLY recommend you go with that option in the future.
This bitch
-Aright, I'm really not sure what this even is. It kinda looks like you took a do(no nut) and covered it is rocks? like sedementary rocks from New Mexico with a light sprinkle of sand to really keep humans from eating it. If you insist that its covered in a food product then it might be rice krispies?? but that would just be double breakfast and at that point you need to put the donut down and just eat lunch.
I have another pretty controversial opinion, but I really like sour cream donuts. They are super underrated and nothing beats a fresh one from a local donut shop. A close second for me is a boston creme.
Boston creme supremacy
-Very Valid, have a nice day
I was halfway through writing a 4th Lord of the Rings novel to explain the correct donut list, but I suddenly remembered that a picture is worth a hundred thousand words and made you all the correct tier list so that you can make it your phone background and USE IT next time you are offered a donut.
https://tiermaker.com/list/food-and-drink/donut-flavors-1187983/1747690
