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Donuts
« on: 4 November 2021, 12:16:24 AM »
Donuts am i right what flavour is your favourite i like the plain ole cinnamon ones

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Re: Donuts
« Reply #1 on: 4 November 2021, 11:13:06 AM »
I'm going to cause a fight here but I HATE Krispy Kreme donuts with a passion. They are air and I'm not a huge donut fan, but when I want to eat a donut then I want substance. Tim Hortons donuts are the bomb and I've recently been in love with blueberry donuts with a light glaze. Though my classic favorite is a donut with no glaze and chocolate iced with sprinkles.
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Re: Donuts
« Reply #2 on: 4 November 2021, 08:10:23 PM »
I have another pretty controversial opinion, but I really like sour cream donuts. They are super underrated and nothing beats a fresh one from a local donut shop. A close second for me is a boston creme.

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Re: Donuts
« Reply #3 on: 4 November 2021, 08:56:04 PM »
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Re: Donuts
« Reply #4 on: 5 November 2021, 02:42:02 AM »
I have another pretty controversial opinion, but I really like sour cream donuts. They are super underrated and nothing beats a fresh one from a local donut shop. A close second for me is a boston creme.

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Re: Donuts
« Reply #5 on: 5 November 2021, 01:43:06 PM »
Hello, it is me Nurtul writing a long forum post instead of doing my work for today. In this essay I will tell you whether your opinions on donuts are correct or not. For some added entertainment, I will also tell you about my correct opinions on some of the best donuts.

Donuts am i right what flavour is your favourite i like the plain ole cinnamon ones
-Plain old Cinnamon is Good and a Valid opinion. I don't see them around very often but they are an easy addition to an assorted dozen when the opportunity arises.


This next one is going to take a little to break apart, so bear with me
I'm going to cause a fight here but I HATE Krispy Kreme donuts with a passion. They are air and I'm not a huge donut fan, but when I want to eat a donut then I want substance.
-Krispy Kreme makes some pretty average donuts, I'm not really sure how anyone could hate them. They put years of effort into creating an average donut that nobody could hate because there's nothing to hate. They are full of air so that you can eat a dozen of them in one sitting. They make them fresh all day long just so that every one is as average as they can be. I feel like you really are not a donut fan and that's something you should work on.

Tim Hortons donuts are the bomb and I've recently been in love with blueberry donuts with a light glaze. Though my classic favorite is a donut with no glaze and chocolate iced with sprinkles.
-I have never been to a hortons to try a donut, but the fact that your favorite donut there has fruit in it makes it sound pretty bad. Honestly just a waste of calories. Then these favorites just make no sense at all. why would you have a donut with no glaze??? I'm pretty sure that's just called a do. Chocolate iced with sprinkles is okay, but I honestly just though that was one that was easy to make and fill out the shelves, not one people actually bought to eat.


I have another pretty controversial opinion, but I really like sour cream donuts. They are super underrated and nothing beats a fresh one from a local donut shop. A close second for me is a boston creme.
-then we get to this, what is even a sour cream donut?? Sour cream is for tacos and burritos ONLY. who is even trying to eat this. I think its a donut someone made as a joke to prank their friend and laugh at sour cream all over their face, but then SOMEONE just kept buying them. Boston creme though is a fantastic choice, and I would STRONGLY recommend you go with that option in the future.


This bitch

-Aright, I'm really not sure what this even is. It kinda looks like you took a do(no nut) and covered it is rocks? like sedementary rocks from New Mexico with a light sprinkle of sand to really keep humans from eating it. If you insist that its covered in a food product then it might be rice krispies?? but that would just be double breakfast and at that point you need to put the donut down and just eat lunch.



I have another pretty controversial opinion, but I really like sour cream donuts. They are super underrated and nothing beats a fresh one from a local donut shop. A close second for me is a boston creme.

Boston creme supremacy
-Very Valid, have a nice day

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Re: Donuts
« Reply #6 on: 5 November 2021, 04:28:34 PM »
Donuts and cakes give me heartburn. It ain't right.




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Re: Donuts
« Reply #7 on: 5 November 2021, 04:58:20 PM »
Donuts and cakes give me heartburn. It ain't right.

You just need to administer them via the suppository route in that case you silly goose

Hello, it is me Nurtul writing a long forum post instead of doing my work for today. In this essay I will tell you whether your opinions on donuts are correct or not. For some added entertainment, I will also tell you about my correct opinions on some of the best donuts.

Donuts am i right what flavour is your favourite i like the plain ole cinnamon ones
-Plain old Cinnamon is Good and a Valid opinion. I don't see them around very often but they are an easy addition to an assorted dozen when the opportunity arises.


This next one is going to take a little to break apart, so bear with me
I'm going to cause a fight here but I HATE Krispy Kreme donuts with a passion. They are air and I'm not a huge donut fan, but when I want to eat a donut then I want substance.
-Krispy Kreme makes some pretty average donuts, I'm not really sure how anyone could hate them. They put years of effort into creating an average donut that nobody could hate because there's nothing to hate. They are full of air so that you can eat a dozen of them in one sitting. They make them fresh all day long just so that every one is as average as they can be. I feel like you really are not a donut fan and that's something you should work on.

Tim Hortons donuts are the bomb and I've recently been in love with blueberry donuts with a light glaze. Though my classic favorite is a donut with no glaze and chocolate iced with sprinkles.
-I have never been to a hortons to try a donut, but the fact that your favorite donut there has fruit in it makes it sound pretty bad. Honestly just a waste of calories. Then these favorites just make no sense at all. why would you have a donut with no glaze??? I'm pretty sure that's just called a do. Chocolate iced with sprinkles is okay, but I honestly just though that was one that was easy to make and fill out the shelves, not one people actually bought to eat.


I have another pretty controversial opinion, but I really like sour cream donuts. They are super underrated and nothing beats a fresh one from a local donut shop. A close second for me is a boston creme.
-then we get to this, what is even a sour cream donut?? Sour cream is for tacos and burritos ONLY. who is even trying to eat this. I think its a donut someone made as a joke to prank their friend and laugh at sour cream all over their face, but then SOMEONE just kept buying them. Boston creme though is a fantastic choice, and I would STRONGLY recommend you go with that option in the future.


This bitch

-Aright, I'm really not sure what this even is. It kinda looks like you took a do(no nut) and covered it is rocks? like sedementary rocks from New Mexico with a light sprinkle of sand to really keep humans from eating it. If you insist that its covered in a food product then it might be rice krispies?? but that would just be double breakfast and at that point you need to put the donut down and just eat lunch.



I have another pretty controversial opinion, but I really like sour cream donuts. They are super underrated and nothing beats a fresh one from a local donut shop. A close second for me is a boston creme.

Boston creme supremacy
-Very Valid, have a nice day

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https://tiermaker.com/list/food-and-drink/donut-flavors-1187983/1747690

Nurtul's tier list is  :-*
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Re: Donuts
« Reply #8 on: 5 November 2021, 09:47:18 PM »
I can't believe Nurtul had the audacity to put blueberry glazed in the disgusting category? Have you even tried it?? It's literally heaven in donut form. Tim Hortons for the record has a ton of great flavors, I've never even gotten a fruit one there.

Boston Creme is a yummy donut and one I choose often as well.
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Re: Donuts
« Reply #9 on: 8 November 2021, 07:55:16 AM »
donuts r pretty bad if u ask me :( :-X
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Re: Donuts
« Reply #10 on: 8 November 2021, 07:29:28 PM »
My favorite local donut shop has been closed for weeks, maybe gone for good  :( Me and my dad used to go grab them after choir lessons because their whole gimmick was that they were open all night and closed during the day. It’s been radio silence on their end, no sign or nothing. I went and checked the Facebook page and someone had asked when they would be “done with renovations” and that is my one hope. #bringbackthedonuts

Also, I’m pretty much the opposite of Naomi over here, I’m not a fan of rich food in general so thick cakey donuts are definitely not my go-to. I’m good with the ones that are basically air. I like all your basic donut flavors but probably my 2 favorites are lemon iced and strawberry iced.


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Re: Donuts
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Re: Donuts
« Reply #12 on: 13 November 2021, 10:18:36 PM »

Is that bacon on that donut? That's true American freedom.




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Re: Donuts
« Reply #13 on: 13 November 2021, 10:47:56 PM »

Is that bacon on that donut? That's true American freedom.

Bacon paired with sweetness is an amazing combination! I remember a wedding I worked where they had maple bacon cupcakes and it was pure perfection. Also I've made pancakes with bacon in them and that was pretty yummy as well. The perfect blend of sweet and savory!
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Re: Donuts
« Reply #14 on: 14 November 2021, 09:17:35 AM »
That was the one I grabbed immediately!  It was sooooo good. The donut itself was nice and solid too, not one of the airy ones. Delicious.

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Re: Donuts
« Reply #15 on: 14 November 2021, 10:48:59 AM »
I have another pretty controversial opinion, but I really like sour cream donuts. They are super underrated and nothing beats a fresh one from a local donut shop. A close second for me is a boston creme.

Canadians should be pretty familiar with Sour Cream Glaze donuts. They are easily the best donut flavour too. The name sounds a bit odd, but the flavour is perfect. Now I want one

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Re: Donuts
« Reply #16 on: 14 November 2021, 02:52:10 PM »
I have another pretty controversial opinion, but I really like sour cream donuts. They are super underrated and nothing beats a fresh one from a local donut shop. A close second for me is a boston creme.

Canadians should be pretty familiar with Sour Cream Glaze donuts. They are easily the best donut flavour too. The name sounds a bit odd, but the flavour is perfect. Now I want one

Right??? People act like it's weird but they really are the best. I guess that's why some places call the "old fashioned donuts" lol

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Re: Donuts
« Reply #17 on: 14 November 2021, 10:07:37 PM »
I have another pretty controversial opinion, but I really like sour cream donuts. They are super underrated and nothing beats a fresh one from a local donut shop. A close second for me is a boston creme.

Canadians should be pretty familiar with Sour Cream Glaze donuts. They are easily the best donut flavour too. The name sounds a bit odd, but the flavour is perfect. Now I want one

Right??? People act like it's weird but they really are the best. I guess that's why some places call the "old fashioned donuts" lol


Old fashioned glazed and Sour cream glazed are different, at Tim Horton's at least. Sour cream glazed tastes better, but Tim Horton's barely tries anymore so I want to find a new place to eat the perfect donut.

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Re: Donuts
« Reply #18 on: 14 November 2021, 10:31:45 PM »
If any of you guys ever find yourselves near Boston, Kane's donuts in Saugus are incredible

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Re: Donuts
« Reply #19 on: 14 November 2021, 11:11:27 PM »
If any of you guys ever find yourselves near Boston, Kane's donuts in Saugus are incredible


Those look fucked. I'm not even a huge donut fan and I need those lmao.

The top 3 are even ribbed for your pleasure, which looks great

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Re: Donuts
« Reply #20 on: 14 November 2021, 11:37:46 PM »
If any of you guys ever find yourselves near Boston, Kane's donuts in Saugus are incredible


Those look fucked. I'm not even a huge donut fan and I need those lmao.

The top 3 are even ribbed for your pleasure, which looks great

Ribbed and apparently thoroughly lubricated
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Re: Donuts
« Reply #21 on: 17 November 2021, 02:36:13 PM »
If any of you guys ever find yourselves near Boston, Kane's donuts in Saugus are incredible


Those look fucked. I'm not even a huge donut fan and I need those lmao.

The top 3 are even ribbed for your pleasure, which looks great

Ribbed and apparently thoroughly lubricated

Bro why are yall even discussing donuts with ribs, everyone knows donuts should be boneless smh
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Re: Donuts
« Reply #22 on: 17 November 2021, 05:00:25 PM »
If any of you guys ever find yourselves near Boston, Kane's donuts in Saugus are incredible


Those look fucked. I'm not even a huge donut fan and I need those lmao.

The top 3 are even ribbed for your pleasure, which looks great

Ribbed and apparently thoroughly lubricated

Bro why are yall even discussing donuts with ribs, everyone knows donuts should be boneless smh

idk man, few things are better than donuts slowly smoked until they nearly fall off the bone
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Re: Donuts
« Reply #23 on: 18 November 2021, 05:58:52 AM »
Boneless is certainly easier, but definitely bone-in.



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Re: Donuts
« Reply #24 on: 18 November 2021, 12:31:18 PM »
I always do bone in personally


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Re: Donuts
« Reply #25 on: 19 November 2021, 09:41:58 AM »
having trouble attaching an image, but my favorite donut is the old fashioned glazed chocolate cake ones. the craggly ones. bone in, skin on please