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Offline knitefall (OP)

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What is your favorite anti-joke
« on: 11 October 2012, 08:22:16 PM »
Mine is: How many toddlers does it take to paint a wall
Answer: Depends on how hard you throw them
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Re: What is your favorite anti-joke
« Reply #1 on: 11 October 2012, 08:24:44 PM »
Q: Why did the boy drop his ice cream?
A: He was hit by a bus.
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Offline Fuzzy_Yeti_69

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Re: What is your favorite anti-joke
« Reply #2 on: 12 October 2012, 06:50:04 PM »
What's the difference between a pile of dead babies, and a trampoline?

I take my shoes off to jump on the trampoline.
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Re: What is your favorite anti-joke
« Reply #3 on: 13 October 2012, 11:45:12 AM »
Q: How do we know that Princess Diana had dandruff?
A: They found her Head and Shoulders underneath the dashboard.
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Re: What is your favorite anti-joke
« Reply #4 on: 13 October 2012, 12:39:28 PM »
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Re: What is your favorite anti-joke
« Reply #5 on: 13 October 2012, 05:46:22 PM »
Quote from: airborne101st45 on 13 October 2012, 12:39:28 PM


Dude, like seriously, that is fucking creepy...
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Offline boylink

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Re: What is your favorite anti-joke
« Reply #6 on: 13 October 2012, 08:36:26 PM »
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Re: What is your favorite anti-joke
« Reply #7 on: 13 October 2012, 08:52:22 PM »
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Offline lordmel01

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Re: What is your favorite anti-joke
« Reply #8 on: 14 October 2012, 04:30:53 AM »
What the fuck is that thing with the tunge then you put another thing that looks like a unicorn with deformation of some sort
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Offline Fuzzy_Yeti_69

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Re: What is your favorite anti-joke
« Reply #9 on: 14 October 2012, 04:48:52 AM »
The "thing with the tongue" is Gman, from Half Life and commonly used in Gmod
No idea what the guy in a unicorn costume is from.
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Re: What is your favorite anti-joke
« Reply #10 on: 14 October 2012, 01:58:04 PM »
Quote from: Fuzzy_Yeti_69 on 14 October 2012, 04:48:52 AM
The "thing with the tongue" is Gman, from Half Life and commonly used in Gmod
No idea what the guy in a unicorn costume is from.

Indeed.
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Offline knitefall (OP)

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Re: What is your favorite anti-joke
« Reply #11 on: 14 October 2012, 03:14:18 PM »
Fuck you all for derailing my anti-joke thread
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Offline DarkenedAngel

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Re: What is your favorite anti-joke
« Reply #12 on: 14 October 2012, 03:16:31 PM »
Quote from: knitefall on 11 October 2012, 08:22:16 PM
Mine is: How many toddlers does it take to paint a wall
Answer: Depends on how hard you throw them
I have heard this one only it was babies instead of toddlers.
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Re: What is your favorite anti-joke
« Reply #13 on: 19 November 2012, 03:04:48 AM »
Quote from: airborne101st45 on 13 October 2012, 12:39:28 PM


Air You Should Feel Bad The Link Doesn't Work (Just Like Mexicans) Jk Jk  8)

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Re: What is your favorite anti-joke
« Reply #14 on: 19 November 2012, 04:41:59 AM »
Quote from: AwesomeOfPower on 19 November 2012, 03:04:48 AM
Quote from: airborne101st45 on 13 October 2012, 12:39:28 PM


Air You Should Feel Bad The Link Doesn't Work (Just Like Mexicans) Jk Jk  8)

Dafuq, it works fine for me!
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Re: What is your favorite anti-joke
« Reply #15 on: 19 November 2012, 05:57:40 AM »
Pokemon is my second Favourite game, my first Favourite game is,
Poke-yo-mom
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Re: What is your favorite anti-joke
« Reply #16 on: 19 November 2012, 05:59:16 AM »
Quote from: airborne101st45 on 19 November 2012, 04:41:59 AM
Quote from: AwesomeOfPower on 19 November 2012, 03:04:48 AM
Quote from: airborne101st45 on 13 October 2012, 12:39:28 PM


Air You Should Feel Bad The Link Doesn't Work (Just Like Mexicans) Jk Jk  8)

Dafuq, it works fine for me!

Well it doesn't for me
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Offline knitefall (OP)

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Re: What is your favorite anti-joke
« Reply #17 on: 19 November 2012, 09:03:32 PM »
Why would you bring back very old posts?
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Offline PengBunny

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Re: What is your favorite anti-joke
« Reply #18 on: 11 February 2018, 07:53:48 AM »
Quote from: knitefall on 19 November 2012, 09:03:32 PM
Why would you bring back very old posts?

to tell you this isn't even an anti joke thread, it's just regular jokes

took us 5 years to figure it out but we did it guys
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You know a thread is really bad when PengBunny posts on it.


My daddy is Air

air when the fuck did you do this ^^^

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Re: What is your favorite anti-joke
« Reply #19 on: 11 February 2018, 10:48:03 AM »
Quote from: PengBunny on 11 February 2018, 07:53:48 AM
Quote from: knitefall on 19 November 2012, 09:03:32 PM
Why would you bring back very old posts?

to tell you this isn't even an anti joke thread, it's just regular jokes

took us 5 years to figure it out but we did it guys
Took you 5 years to reply ya fuckin homo
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Offline CRH244

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Re: What is your favorite anti-joke
« Reply #20 on: 11 February 2018, 02:53:33 PM »
A man walks into a bar. His alcohol dependency is tearing his family apart.
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Re: What is your favorite anti-joke
« Reply #21 on: 11 February 2018, 03:41:32 PM »
What's the difference between sir Issac Newton and the dead baby in my garage? Issac Newton died a virgin.
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